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05-22-2020 , 01:50 PM

#951

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

yer mum

05-22-2020 , 03:38 PM

#952

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

does anybody else ever wonder what happened to MrBump?

The rest of you posters who stopped posting can get ****ed including craggo

05-22-2020 , 04:44 PM

#953

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

#neverforget

05-22-2020 , 04:46 PM

#954

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

05-22-2020 , 05:11 PM

#955

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

RIP MrBump

05-22-2020 , 05:45 PM

#956

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by ak47

does anybody else ever wonder what happened to MrBump?

The rest of you posters who stopped posting can get ****ed including craggo

Yes and the unspoken consensus is rip for real.

05-22-2020 , 09:19 PM

#957

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

little fish gave me fake infarct, silly fish thinks hes better than he is

05-22-2020 , 09:50 PM

#958

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Guess who just made it to Day 2 of Scoop #88 (Fusion)? That's right, me!

10/51 from 4k starters.

My first Fusion tourney!

05-22-2020 , 10:43 PM

#959

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Guess who just made it to Day 2 of Scoop #88 (Fusion)? That's right, me!

10/51 from 4k starters.

My first Fusion tourney!

Well done, Morph!

05-22-2020 , 10:48 PM

#960

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

little fish gave me fake infarct, silly fish thinks hes better than he is

Ready for a fake ban?

05-23-2020 , 12:24 AM

#961

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Thin value tiem on the river, once we think he doesn't have the goods.

Yatahay Network - 100/200 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 47,651
UTG+1: 49,360
MP: 47,378
MP+1: 47,792
CO: 43,884
Hero (BTN): 50,281
SB: 51,678
BB: 47,611

8 players post ante of 26, SB posts SB 100, BB posts BB 200

Pre Flop: (pot: 508) Hero has Q

fold, fold, fold, MP+1 calls 200, fold, Hero raises to 800, fold, fold, MP+1 calls 600

Flop: (2,108, 2 players) 2

MP+1 checks, Hero bets 1,154, MP+1 calls 1,154

Turn: (4,416, 2 players) 6

MP+1 checks, Hero checks

River: (4,416, 2 players) 4

MP+1 checks, Hero bets 2,208, MP+1 calls 2,208

Spoiler:

05-23-2020 , 02:21 AM

#962

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

https://upswingpoker.com/hand/?pokeit=624BCPCZv

05-23-2020 , 02:47 AM

#963

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

https://upswingpoker.com/hand/?pokeit=624BCPCZv

If you’re gonna bluff, you should only do it with strong holdings. That way if your bluff doesn’t work and you get called, you’ll win. This is how to completely eliminate variance in poker, rendering this forum 33% obsolete.

05-23-2020 , 02:52 AM

#964

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Tiny non-green fish giving out advice in BBV NC/LC fred.

Bannable offense.

05-23-2020 , 03:50 AM

#965

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

It's revolutionary advice though!

05-23-2020 , 04:21 AM

#966

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Did pokerstars get rid of boom player?

Well done Morph crush that day 2

05-23-2020 , 04:23 AM

#967

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

PokerStars, $9.80 + $1.20 - Hold'em No Limit - 1,200/2,400 (300 ante) - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 287,959 (120 bb)
UTG+1: 172,226 (72 bb)
MP: 179,467 (75 bb)
MP+1 (Hero): 194,514 (81 bb)
CO: 322,384 (134 bb)
BU: 55,977 (23 bb)
SB: 55,403 (23 bb)
BB: 13,779 (6 bb)

Pre-Flop: (6,000) Hero is MP+1 with A♥ K♥
UTG raises to 4,800, 2 players fold, Hero 3-bets to 17,200, 1 fold, BTN 4-bets to 55,677 (all-in), 3 players fold, Hero calls 38,477

Flop: (122,154) 9♣ 7♣ T♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (122,154) 8♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (122,154) 2♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 122,154

Showdown:
BU shows A♠ A♦ (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 88%, Flop: 92%, Turn: 73%, River: 0%)

MP+1 (Hero) shows A♥ K♥ (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 12%, Flop: 8%, Turn: 27%, River: 100%)

MP+1 (Hero) wins 122,154

05-23-2020 , 04:56 AM

#968

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

7/44 left in $11 PKO Deep Stacks

PokerStars, $9.80 + $1.20 - Hold'em No Limit - 2,000/4,000 (500 ante) - 7 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 652,510 (163 bb)
MP (Hero): 304,883 (76 bb)
MP+1: 143,870 (36 bb)
CO: 131,964 (33 bb)
BU: 558,850 (140 bb)
SB: 179,338 (45 bb)
BB: 456,961 (114 bb)

Pre-Flop: (9,500) Hero is MP with K♥ T♦
1 fold, Hero raises to 8,000, 4 players fold, BB calls 4,000

Flop: (21,500) 7♣ 9♦ Q♠ (2 players)
BB bets 12,000, Hero calls 12,000

Turn: (45,500) K♣ (2 players)
BB bets 28,000, Hero calls 28,000

River: (101,500) T♠ (2 players)
BB bets 68,000, Hero calls 68,000

Total pot: 237,500

Showdown:
BB shows 4♣ 6♣ (high card, King)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 40%, Flop: 27%, Turn: 20%, River: 0%)

MP (Hero) shows K♥ T♦ (two pair, Kings and Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 60%, Flop: 73%, Turn: 80%, River: 100%)

MP (Hero) wins 237,500

05-23-2020 , 05:10 AM

#969

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Story of my flippin life. Just no flippin justice in this world:

PokerStars, $9.80 + $1.20 - Hold'em No Limit - 2,000/4,000 (500 ante) - 9 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 535,454 (134 bb)
UTG+1: 132,370 (33 bb)
MP: 357,678 (89 bb)
MP+1: 508,108 (127 bb)
LP: 165,838 (41 bb)
CO: 266,991 (67 bb)
BU: 331,213 (83 bb)
SB: 702,450 (176 bb)
BB (Hero): 413,383 (103 bb)

Pre-Flop: (10,500) Hero is BB with K♥ K♣
7 players fold, SB calls 2,000, Hero raises to 13,000, SB 3-bets to 43,500, Hero 4-bets to 104,000, SB 5-bets to 316,500, Hero 6-bets to 412,883 (all-in), SB calls 96,383

Flop: (830,266) 4♦ 8♠ 2♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (830,266) A♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (830,266) 3♠ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 830,266

Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows K♥ K♣ (a pair of Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 72%, Flop: 86%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

SB shows A♥ Q♣ (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 28%, Flop: 14%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

SB wins 830,266

05-23-2020 , 05:15 AM

#970

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Meerkaturday!

05-23-2020 , 05:40 AM

#971

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,401

I'm a gypsie, the acid queen.

05-23-2020 , 06:26 AM

#972

Sheep86

*** The BURNENING Burns Hotter Than Fahrenheit 451 in Celsius May LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Guess who just made it to Day 2 of Scoop #88 (Fusion)? That's right, me!

10/51 from 4k starters.

My first Fusion tourney!

Go get 'em!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Tiny non-green fish giving out advice in BBV NC/LC fred.

Bannable offense.

The political situation in BBV is becoming unstable. Sheep is starting to worry. Sheep is considering seeking refuge in ATF until this whole thing blows over.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle