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12-24-2018 , 03:09 AM

Ex_Matt

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Let this be the thread where you can get all your negative energy out before you see you families.

This just in, the Arizona cardinals failing to cover stopped my consecutive sports betting win streak. What a buncha losers.

In other news, Horus' mother is a whore. rates very from city to city but its pretty much the best deal in town no matter where she shows up.

12-24-2018 , 04:38 AM

Colin_Piddle

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12-24-2018 , 05:48 AM

Colin_Piddle

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Could this be the start of H0rus v Ex_Matt containment thread?

12-24-2018 , 05:49 AM

Morphismus

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OP,

this thread is bad and you should feel bad.

Merry Christmas!

12-24-2018 , 05:50 AM

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Could this be the start of H0rus v Ex_Matt containment thread?

If it goes that route, I'll allow it.

12-24-2018 , 07:00 AM

H0RUS

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Ex_Matt is still mad I never called her back after taking her virginity in this thread

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...60/?highlight=

12-24-2018 , 12:13 PM

Sheep86

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex_Matt

This just in, the Arizona cardinals failing to cover stopped my consecutive sports betting win streak. What a buncha losers.

But you're still up on sports betting, right? How much is your profit after taxes?

12-24-2018 , 04:24 PM

Ex_Matt

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

But you're still up on sports betting, right? How much is your profit after taxes?

Actually I am slightly up on the NFL betting. I tracked all my action and added it up, I'm +61 going into the final week.

I figured I'll spread 60 out over the final sunday leaving $1 left for an overnight with Horus' mother.

12-24-2018 , 06:23 PM

H0RUS

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Thank you for giving my mother money, especially during christmas time.

Your mom should take lessons from my mom maybe you wouldn't have grown up on the streets.

12-27-2018 , 12:43 AM

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Colin_Piddle

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Thread didn't deliver

12-27-2018 , 12:56 PM

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H0RUS

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Ex_Matt doesnt have stamina

12-28-2018 , 10:17 AM

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Morphismus

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