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05-06-2021 , 03:56 PM
...essential business!
05-06-2021 , 03:59 PM
prostitution is a business.
05-06-2021 , 04:10 PM
an essential business
05-06-2021 , 04:36 PM
No I'm practically a technology evangelist!
05-06-2021 , 05:07 PM
He preaches with vibrators
05-07-2021 , 12:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
***BBV SPRING SALE***

Purchase our Premium Diamond BBV Membership Package now and pay only $49.99 per month (normal price: $50). Premium Diamond members enjoy exclusive benefits, such as free* greetings and unlimited** meme postings.

The offer is valid till this Sheepday. Don't miss out on this unique opportunity!

* Applies to your first greeting only.
** Up to one meme per month.
This is good, but i feel like maybe you’re only giving 50% effort.

Double the prices to make it 100%.
05-07-2021 , 07:34 PM
Why would you say that?
05-07-2021 , 07:37 PM
Because it's worth it.
05-07-2021 , 07:47 PM
BBV would be a cool place, if we only had mods
05-07-2021 , 10:15 PM
Would you like to me to moderate you?
05-08-2021 , 04:50 AM
Why would you say that?
05-08-2021 , 05:31 AM
Hai
05-08-2021 , 05:36 AM
hi
05-08-2021 , 07:00 AM
05-08-2021 , 07:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cocaethylene
BBV would be a cool place, if we only had mods
fyp
05-08-2021 , 07:18 AM
05-08-2021 , 08:02 AM
BBV Diamond membership subscriber count prolly inflated by mods who want bonuses.
05-08-2021 , 08:24 AM
05-08-2021 , 08:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Guys you won't believe this: I'm staying in a hotel tonight!
Did you remember to burn it down when you left? Mods leave no trace of their existence.

Mods ONLY:
Spoiler:
It’s why we ask for 1-month notice when traveling abroad. Takes 3 weeks to build a new hotel and at least a week for the paint to dry. It’s just cheaper than all those lawsuits.

Also, please mark cocaethylene for moderation.

Last edited by King Fish; 05-08-2021 at 10:02 AM.
05-08-2021 , 10:27 AM
Calm down, you're talking the crazy talk again
05-08-2021 , 10:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cocaethylene
Calm down, you're talking the crazy talk again
About what?
05-08-2021 , 11:00 AM
Is cocaethldude the oftenfolding duude that learns the droogs?
05-08-2021 , 11:11 AM
Some say he is FWWM!
05-08-2021 , 11:28 AM
Hmm. If that’s the case we can’t afford gimmicks.

Mods ONLY
Spoiler:
Double flag cocaethylene and label it a “Priority 3 Termination Decision.”
Also mark FWWM and Mr.mmmKay for moderation. I want someone investigating both accounts very thoroughly. Something seems off. No cap on expenses for this one.

Also, triple the rates for all monthly tiered memberships and get rid of any cancellation options. And set billing to weekly.
05-08-2021 , 11:57 AM
Happy Meerkaturday!

Mods only:

Spoiler:
Sheep just concluded his research on FWWM and Mr.mmmKay. It turns out they have accumulated too many infraction points to be considered for the position of moderator. Too bad, they would have been invited for the Mod Summer Party... Oh well, that means there will be more hookers and blow left for us.

      
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