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Old 05-31-2021, 03:00 PM   #701
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Old 05-31-2021, 03:59 PM   #702
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Depends on how large the field is; if large, 20-30 levels easily!
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Old 05-31-2021, 04:08 PM   #703
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Whoa, in the news they say Denmark helped the NSA to spy on the German government! Sammy?
When Sammy told you Danes hate Germans, did you think he was kidding?
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Old 05-31-2021, 04:24 PM   #704
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A lot of piss incoming!
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Old 05-31-2021, 04:26 PM   #705
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Don't do it
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Old 05-31-2021, 04:28 PM   #706
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too late, piss in car
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Old 05-31-2021, 04:36 PM   #707
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You will be sorry
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Old 05-31-2021, 04:46 PM   #708
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I came out of retirement to play one more game. Once again, I have found this format to be far too easy and no longer worth my time. I re-retire as the greatest to have ever lived. A perfect 7-0, and no tournament was even close.

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Beloved Leader General King Fish once swam across the English Channel with one arm tied behind his back. Beloved Leader General King Fish speaks 350 languages fluently. Beloved Leader General King Fish has officially opened no less than 69,420 children's hospitals in his lifetime. Beloved Leader General King Fish once cut a birthday cake just by looking at the knife. Beloved Leader General King Fish secretly continued the Apollo program after Apollo 13's failed mission; traveling in Apollo 14, he landed on the moon in 1973, on Mars in 1974 and on Pluto in 1990.

This recent feat in Spin & Go poker shows once more what great accomplishments our Beloved Leader General King Fish is capable of. It is Sheep's pleasure to announce that the politburo of BBV has unanimously decided to erect a statue in Beloved Leader General King Fish's honor. All BBV regulars will contribute 10% of their poker winnings from 2011-2021 - and will be proud to do so. Moreover, the quoted post will be made into an NFT and will be auctioned next month.
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Old 05-31-2021, 06:09 PM   #709
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It's the least we can do.
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Old 05-31-2021, 06:45 PM   #710
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Beloved Leader General King Fish once swam across the English Channel with one arm tied behind his back. Beloved Leader General King Fish speaks 350 languages fluently. Beloved Leader General King Fish has officially opened no less than 69,420 children's hospitals in his lifetime. Beloved Leader General King Fish once cut a birthday cake just by looking at the knife. Beloved Leader General King Fish secretly continued the Apollo program after Apollo 13's failed mission; traveling in Apollo 14, he landed on the moon in 1973, on Mars in 1974 and on Pluto in 1990.

This recent feat in Spin & Go poker shows once more what great accomplishments our Beloved Leader General King Fish is capable of. It is Sheep's pleasure to announce that the politburo of BBV has unanimously decided to erect a statue in Beloved Leader General King Fish's honor. All BBV regulars will contribute 10% of their poker winnings from 2011-2021 - and will be proud to do so. Moreover, the quoted post will be made into an NFT and will be auctioned next month.
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Old 05-31-2021, 07:15 PM   #712
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Old 05-31-2021, 07:43 PM   #713
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I am pretty spectacular.

I shall accept your praise.
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Old 05-31-2021, 10:55 PM   #714
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Looks like Sheep isn’t the only Sheep lover posting in BBV nowadays. And he seems to REALLY love Sheep.

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Old 06-01-2021, 03:06 AM   #715
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Old 06-01-2021, 06:20 AM   #716
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