mmmKay must have some magic keyboard that lets you type vertically!

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I have CTRL + C and CTRL + V buttons

T̵̨̖̙̤͓̒̎̌͒̽̾̒̈́͛̀͗͂̓̀̓̃̓̑͆̄̂̒̐̽̍̒̀͐͒̑̀̃͛̂̀͛̇̈̕͠͝͠͝ ̨̡̢̧̡̙͕͚͔̞̮̲̹͚̘͓̩͓̥̪̰͉̮͍̭̦̯̫̪̘̪̱͕͉̹͍̰͍͈̝̻̥̪̘͖̺̟͚͜͜ ̢̢̧̡̨̢̢̪͎̠̝̻̟̼̪̜̭͓̞̖͚̭̹̘̻̳̬̣͉̪̪͍͓͓͉̤̳͉̳̯̫͙̣̙̰̜̱̰͜ͅ ̢̢̢̧̖͔̦̼̲̩̪̘̠̳̼̰̤͚̗͙̤͕̗̼̝͖̖̲̭͍̦̱̱̱͖͉̱͕̠͓̞̯̰̣̫̮̠͎̥ͅ ̢̧̧̧̟̣̩̳̞̫͖̰̻̠͍̦͔̖̖͍̘̰͓̲̮͎͍̰̮̭̦͎̯̥̺͈͚͙̝̙̰̺̼͙͎̳̭̟̻͜ ̨̨̨̡̢͖͎̞̗̠͎̼͓̝͓̱̜̠̬̬̥̺̮̣͍̝̝̟̩̪͎͖̦̜̤̙̼̺̥̹̣̥͙̜̻͉͍̫̖̫ ͉̝̟̱h̸̛̅̀͊̄̏͗̂͌̽̎̃̀͊̂̈́͋͊̈́̓̇̎͑̐͗͆̍̍̆̊͊͋͐͋͌̏̊̚͘̚̕͝͝͝ ̛̂̎̆̌̂̂̐̒̋̈́̒̊̈́͊̍̈́͂̀̃̍̓̏̌͑̋̒̏́̋̐̋́͆͗̾̇̈͐͛̏̋̚͘͘͘̕͘͝ ̛̄̂̓̑̀̈́͐̓̐̔̆̽̒̀̑̋͌͆̓̋̌̉͗͊̃̿̀̑̆̅̌̀̐̈́̂́̐̾̒̉̇̔̔̀͠͝͝͠͝ ̛̛̛̈́͋͑͊̽̅͌̾̾̈͌͐̂̈́̉̑͛̈́̃̒̈́̿̽̽̀̂́̃̍̈́̅̑̏͋́̅̋͒̓̎̅͘̚̚͝͠͝ ̃̅̈́͛̂̈́̓̋̎͂̂̌̓͌͐̎̈́̉̉̈́͑͑̈́̽͗͛̽̏͌̈́́̔̓̈́̾͌̎̇́̇̒̑̓̕͘͝͠͝͠͝ ̢̧̢̛̖̬͖̤̪̟̼̩̘͈̟̝̖̟̦̲͔̥̔͋̄͌̈́́̆͋́̍̍͌͂͂͑͗̍͑͐̽̅̚̚̚͜͜͝͠ ̢̧̳͇̙̹̰̥̬͍͍̦̣̺͔̙̺̺̗͕̗̥͜͜a̷͂̀̈́̐͋̎̇̿̔͆̌́̔̏̀͋̒̏̓͋͂̋̃͠ ̛̛̛͌́̊̄̍͋̏̊͌̑̉́͒̆͒͛͊͂͗̏̈́͋͑͑̀͌͛̃̏̄͐͒̄͛́̏͋̽̐̑͊͊͂̚̕͝͝ ͂̉̉͊̀̑͑͂̀̽͑͛̌̉̂̔̾̃́̋̇̐̿̄̆̓̎̀̓̀͆͊́̋͛̓̀̐̋͑̉̂̎̚̚̕͝͝͝͝ ̛̛̛͐̍́̎̑̔̏̋͊̒̅͑̀̒͐̋͌̎͋͆̇́̃͂͋͂̑̈́̌̌̉̈́̋̈̈̐̀̈́̂̐́͘͠͝͝͠͝ ̡̛͙͕̳̱̲̩̫͍͉̖̯̮̥͓̥̱̹͓̫̘̒̄̿͊͌͂̽͒̋͂̾͗̆̂̾̔̀̾̈́̾̋́͋̄̅͑̋ͅ ̨̢̡̢̢̨̡̨̪̹̗̲̠̟̬̳͔͎͖̗̭̙̳͔̘̳̝͎̱͕̮͎͙̗̮̯͍̗̖͈̲̱̖͇̼̟̩͜͜͜ ̢̨̡̡̢̧̩̬͕̯̼̜͙̟̰͖̰̰͚͙͙̲̹͉̫̼̳̬̻̬͇̺͈͍̫̝̣̫͈̲̤̯̰͕̹̠͜ͅͅͅ ̨̢̨̢̮̯̠͖̭̦̭͉͇̟͇̥̯̼̠̞͓͔̖̗̲͕̯̯̹̲̗͔̘̳̖͓̹̰̦̺̹̲̙̫͓̙͜͜͜ͅ ̨̞̯̤͉̩̣͓̜̫̜̳̦̤̪̜͈͉̰̬͇̬͕̰̥̠͜n̸͚͕̠͎̦̘̤̜̟͕͓̹̟̤̰̲̗̥͘ͅͅ ̢̢̨͖̞̗͈̰̩̰̩̠̲̦̜͇͙̗͖̭̻͍͚͔̬͖͓̭̙̝̱͇̻͕̭͙̯̖͍̤̹̣̦̠͉̮͖͜͜͜ ̧̡̧̢̧̙̮͚͕͈̞̙̼̝̰̞̜̼̺͖̣͈̫̟̙̫̣̮̖͔̻͜ͅk̴̓̀͊̇̀̋̈́͛͛̆̈̃͑̊͝ ̛̛̛̈́̀̀͐̎͂̏̓̈̄͌̓̈̂̎̈͒͌̿́͆̃̈̔́͐͌͒̐͐̀̊͑̐̂͋̉̈́̾̌̏̕͘̚̕͝͠ ̡̢̧̛̗̠͚̗̖͓͚̯̣͍̙̦̤̪͙͇̬̥͈̪̖̫̗̠̣̼̒̈̑̋̋͋̿̇̽̇̕͘͝͠s̶̾̆͝͝ ̛̛̛̊̑͒́̔̓̓͂̂̿̔̽͂̏̅͐̅̈́̈́̀̊̉͌̈̈̉̍̅͛̂̇̿̂̈́̈̽̀̃̂̉͑̚̕͠͠͠͝ ̛̛͋̿̔̌̓̎͛̑̀̐̂̓̀̈́̑̈͆́̑̓̐͋̉͆̈̋̐̈̀̈̋̍́̑̆̈́̈̈́̓́̆̕͠͠͠͝͝͠ ̈̍̿̆̍̐͑̋̋͐̉̏̇̔̌̏̂̑̾̆͆̉̀̏̇͌͂̅̀͛̓̾̍̓͛̉̀͐͗̊̿̔̔͊̋̂̑̕̚͝ ̓̽͊̓̄͂̈́̾̏̓̈́͆͆̓͋̎͗͐̊̐̈́͗͊̾́͆̒̂̉̑̈́̒͑̾͊͗́̔̿͘̕̕̕̚͘̕͘͠͠͠ ̛̾̂̅̂̌͌͗͋̍̀͒͛̀̋̔͂͑̉͛́͂̉̉̓́͒͛͋̄̈̅̀͆̍̆͑͌͛̏͐̌͐̃͐͘͘̚͠͠ ̨͖͓̖̳̩̖̦̞͔͖̣̣̪̭̲̗̞̖̻͕̻̈́̋̑̈́̓̀̎̔̄̅̅̌̏͑́̓̉̓͆̊͘̚͜͜͝͝ͅͅ ̡̡̺̱̥̪̱̹̗̘̘̪̭̦̗͇͍̳̩̻̱̼̫̮͔̪̣̭̼̘ͅ ̵̛̛̀̏̀͗͑̇̎͛̀̉́̃̊͌͗̉̒͌̈́̒̔́̓̈́̌͋̃͋̓̌͗͂͒̓̊̈́́̓̂͑̔̃̇͘͘̚͠ ̛̛́̈́̓͊̃͋̄̈́͑͋͊̓̔̑͆̿͐͂͋̉̇̌̈́́̌̉̐̐͗̆̈́̒͊̅̊̄̋̓̚͘͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠ ̍̓̋̇̅͒͛̽̈̐̏̐͑̈́͂̿̈́̓͗̍͊̓͛͛͗͋̑͋̀́̒̑̆̐͐̔̓̔̄̄͊͂̏̎̚̚̕̚͘͝ ̈̏̓̀̆̏̊̔͋̽͛̓̿͗̎̑͆̋̽́͐̅̿͐̍̎̅̃͊̓̇͗̏̀̔̒͒̉́̔̌̓͋̅̇͘͘̚̚͝ ̢̨̢̨̹͓̪͉͍̩͉͎̖͙͕̣͍̹̜͖̙̖͉̗̦̘̟̳̙͎̥̩̱̥͍̗̠̭̅̏̓́̅͆̐̌̒̊͘͜ ̢̡̨̡̢̧̡̖̥̹̺̭̰̤̣̮̱̮͙̗̮̬̯̼̖̗͇̮̫̥͓̙̹̱͍̬̜̪̲͉͓̘̟̦͚̞̠͚̫ͅ ̧̨̢̨̨̡̦̭̳͕̟̞̗̮̰̠͍͖̺̫̝̮͔͔͖̯̻̩̯̠͚̗̖̣̥̭̼̻͇̙͉͙̝̬̱̫̜̠̫̝ ̧̧̢̢̢̢̨̧̢̡̢̯̝͙̺̺͚̱͙͍͔̩̝̹͉̯̩̞̥̯̘̪̜̗̰̻̘̖̣̘̱̦͚̣͇̤͙̱̝͜ ̧̨̧̬̼̦̣̬̼̭̝̠͉͙̳̞̰̤̣̼̹̤̫͉̠͚̤͔M̶̛͛̿͂̊̆̈́̍̎̅͋͌̽̾̀̍́̾̀͝ ̛̔̆̐͑̆̂͋̔̈͆̓̐̈́́̄̌̏͒̍̈́̓̆̋͌͌͆̿̏̒͋̄̑̐́̀̈́̇̊̇̀͘̕̚̕͘͠͝͝͠ ̛̛͋̅͛͊̋̆̉͂̀̄͌̉̐̅̅̆̇̃̍̏̔͑̽͌̎́͆͂̀̏͐̿͐͂̀̌̿̆͐̊͛̔̕̚͝͝͠͝ ̒͐̈̎̅̿͂͛̈́̉̾̂̏̾͋̄̆́̂͋̇̓̿̒̃̀̎̌̐̈́̅̔̈́̇͆̀͗͋̓̃͒͋̈́̅͘̕̚̚̕͝ ̛͊̏̃̇̾́̓̉̓͌̉́̐͒̒̀̂̉̾͂͊̀̃̅̄̌̋̍̌͐̓̑́͊͒̏̈́̽̐̔̓͒̚̚͘͠͝͝͠ ̡̛̛͚̙̹̗̪͐̈́̏̇̐̊̈̈́̍̆͊̌̈́̒͛̀͊̋́͊̀̓̀̾͑̍̒̈́̀͑͛͆̅͗̉͑̕̚̕͝͝͠ ̡̨̢̧̨̡͇̮̪̖̻̼̰̭̣̠̹̞͔̥̩̘͓̱̘̝̯̬̘̖͉̱͕̼̲̹̭̟̟͍̞̩̫͍̲̜͜͜ͅͅ ̲̗̗o̴͗̑͌͂̀̈́̏͌̊̈́́̉͌̆͊̈́̃̈́̊͊̋̈̐̂̊̋̄̊̃̐̀͂̇̌̇̔͛͂̍̒͘͘͠͝͝ ̉̎͌̾̋̂̄́́̂͌̂̆͂̈́̔̄̇́̉̒̒̐̉̈́̾̔̽̐̊͊̃̌̈́̓̆͊̇̈́͛̒̕͘̚͘̕͘͝͝ ̊̃̒̈͆̆̊̾͗̓̌̾͋́̊̋̒͛͋̆͌̏̅̀̔̅͐̈́̊̄͒̄͒̐̑̃̓̐̒̈́̈́̎͛̀̔͑̽̆̚͝ ̡̡̨̻͈̪̭̫̟̣͇͙͕̲̱͓̲̪͉͓̪̱̺͚̥̝͚̜͆̈͑̉̌̆̃͗͊̊̓̆̒̑̂̍͘̚̕͘͝͝ ̟͈̘̪̜̫̮̜̣͓̳ͅr̴̨̬͔̤͛̓̀̀̽̽̈́̌̎͂͊̿̀͗̒͗̽̈́̾̐̑̀͗͆̑̒̒̕̕͝͝ͅ ̧̨̡̠͈͖͖̖͍̞͈̰̭̳̻͍̖̣̟̗̦͇̰̳̘͓͔̮͕̦̪̠̼̟̯̮̫̣̙̭̭͖̗͍͚̹̝̦̝ͅ ̡̧̧̨̤̬͇̥̮͈̟̙̪̮͉͍̹̟̫̻̫͇̰̩͔͇̮͔͕̬̦̱̠͎͓̤̝̦̱̥͖̜̼̗͈̲̩͇͜͜ ̧̨̢̧̢̢͈̤̟͕̹̗̤̜̞̦̺̠̯̗̼̦͍̬̱̤͙͖̳͕̘̙̦͍̘̺͈̪̘͖̫̠̤̣̩̞͎̟̞ͅ ̧͉͖͍̹̪̦̠̳̠̭̬͖͙̜̜̮̦͎̫̣͓͔̙͙͍̳̜̲͇͙̺͈̟̟̥̩̣̪̗̫̩̗̳͇̙͜ͅͅͅ ̧̢̨̨̜̹̦̜̫̯̫̣̺͇̯͇̜̙̘̳̥̘̼̝͖̣̞͙ͅp̶̏̊̉̑̾͐̀͗͑̄́̓̐̆͊̕͘̚͝ ̧̨̨̘̭͕̭̰̙̠̳̣͎̩͚̇͌̐͛͗̐̅̉̍̏̾̄̈́͆̅̔͋̿̄͗͛̃͐͒̋͐̈́́̕̚̚͘̚͠͠ ̧̧̧̨̡̨̘͉̲͚͔̮̭̣̦̪͔̣̹̣̗͚͕͔͉̭̪͕̹̠̬̯̝̭͚̹̫̣̖̠̺̙̱̜̝̼̺̦ͅͅ ̡̧̡̡͓͍̳̝͚͙͖̪͓̫̮̫̭̜̫̳̱͎͉̞̯̻̼̪͎̪̘̯̲̠̳̮̺̥̺͓̼̱̹͓̺̘͚̣̪ͅ ̧̢̢͈̭̣̥̩͖̖̭̪̼̤̝̰̖̖͈̳̲̫̥͚̦̻͉̱̤̠͍͎̩̞̪̭͕̰̖̹̝̩̥̖͚̯͔͙͜ͅ ̡̨̧̻̳̼̥̱̮͇̗͓̬̖̬̪̩̖͖̤̤͙͚̼̬̜̜͖͙̗̼͍̺̘͖̪͍͍̩̝̫͙̞̬͍̙̜̺̰͜ ̪̦̬͎̹̟̥̤̲̞͍͇̪̖͕̺͇̳̳͖̱̬h̴̛͒̓̒͒̄͆̒́̑̏̃̏̊̓̔̍̾͆̀͊̕̚͝͝͠ ̛̛̎͆̇͑̂̍̔̏͊͂̀̏̈́́̽̓̌́̀͋̇̐̉̔̾̇͋̈́̈́̿̀̈́̓͋͒̉̍̀̆̉̌̉́̕̕͝͠͝ ̛́͐̐̀͒̀̒͑̓̌̌̔̅͂̈̋̒̇̊͐̓͗͂͌̓͋͐̐̎̋̏͗̐̑̐̇̀̒̏̎͑̕̕̕͘̕̚͠͝ ̛̦̏̂̒̂̽̽͌̎̄̽͂̈́̈́̂̓͆͘͝͝

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T̵̨̖̙̤͓̒̎̌͒̽̾̒̈́͛̀͗͂̓̀̓̃̓̑͆̄̂̒̐̽̍̒̀͐͒̑̀̃͛̂̀͛̇̈̕͠͝͠͝ ̨̡̢̧̡̙͕͚͔̞̮̲̹͚̘͓̩͓̥̪̰͉̮͍̭̦̯̫̪̘̪̱͕͉̹͍̰͍͈̝̻̥̪̘͖̺̟͚͜͜ ̢̢̧̡̨̢̢̪͎̠̝̻̟̼̪̜̭͓̞̖͚̭̹̘̻̳̬̣͉̪̪͍͓͓͉̤̳͉̳̯̫͙̣̙̰̜̱̰͜ͅ ̢̢̢̧̖͔̦̼̲̩̪̘̠̳̼̰̤͚̗͙̤͕̗̼̝͖̖̲̭͍̦̱̱̱͖͉̱͕̠͓̞̯̰̣̫̮̠͎̥ͅ ̢̧̧̧̟̣̩̳̞̫͖̰̻̠͍̦͔̖̖͍̘̰͓̲̮͎͍̰̮̭̦͎̯̥̺͈͚͙̝̙̰̺̼͙͎̳̭̟̻͜ ̨̨̨̡̢͖͎̞̗̠͎̼͓̝͓̱̜̠̬̬̥̺̮̣͍̝̝̟̩̪͎͖̦̜̤̙̼̺̥̹̣̥͙̜̻͉͍̫̖̫ ͉̝̟̱h̸̛̅̀͊̄̏͗̂͌̽̎̃̀͊̂̈́͋͊̈́̓̇̎͑̐͗͆̍̍̆̊͊͋͐͋͌̏̊̚͘̚̕͝͝͝ ̛̂̎̆̌̂̂̐̒̋̈́̒̊̈́͊̍̈́͂̀̃̍̓̏̌͑̋̒̏́̋̐̋́͆͗̾̇̈͐͛̏̋̚͘͘͘̕͘͝ ̛̄̂̓̑̀̈́͐̓̐̔̆̽̒̀̑̋͌͆̓̋̌̉͗͊̃̿̀̑̆̅̌̀̐̈́̂́̐̾̒̉̇̔̔̀͠͝͝͠͝ ̛̛̛̈́͋͑͊̽̅͌̾̾̈͌͐̂̈́̉̑͛̈́̃̒̈́̿̽̽̀̂́̃̍̈́̅̑̏͋́̅̋͒̓̎̅͘̚̚͝͠͝ ̃̅̈́͛̂̈́̓̋̎͂̂̌̓͌͐̎̈́̉̉̈́͑͑̈́̽͗͛̽̏͌̈́́̔̓̈́̾͌̎̇́̇̒̑̓̕͘͝͠͝͠͝ ̢̧̢̛̖̬͖̤̪̟̼̩̘͈̟̝̖̟̦̲͔̥̔͋̄͌̈́́̆͋́̍̍͌͂͂͑͗̍͑͐̽̅̚̚̚͜͜͝͠ ̢̧̳͇̙̹̰̥̬͍͍̦̣̺͔̙̺̺̗͕̗̥͜͜a̷͂̀̈́̐͋̎̇̿̔͆̌́̔̏̀͋̒̏̓͋͂̋̃͠ ̛̛̛͌́̊̄̍͋̏̊͌̑̉́͒̆͒͛͊͂͗̏̈́͋͑͑̀͌͛̃̏̄͐͒̄͛́̏͋̽̐̑͊͊͂̚̕͝͝ ͂̉̉͊̀̑͑͂̀̽͑͛̌̉̂̔̾̃́̋̇̐̿̄̆̓̎̀̓̀͆͊́̋͛̓̀̐̋͑̉̂̎̚̚̕͝͝͝͝ ̛̛̛͐̍́̎̑̔̏̋͊̒̅͑̀̒͐̋͌̎͋͆̇́̃͂͋͂̑̈́̌̌̉̈́̋̈̈̐̀̈́̂̐́͘͠͝͝͠͝ ̡̛͙͕̳̱̲̩̫͍͉̖̯̮̥͓̥̱̹͓̫̘̒̄̿͊͌͂̽͒̋͂̾͗̆̂̾̔̀̾̈́̾̋́͋̄̅͑̋ͅ ̨̢̡̢̢̨̡̨̪̹̗̲̠̟̬̳͔͎͖̗̭̙̳͔̘̳̝͎̱͕̮͎͙̗̮̯͍̗̖͈̲̱̖͇̼̟̩͜͜͜ ̢̨̡̡̢̧̩̬͕̯̼̜͙̟̰͖̰̰͚͙͙̲̹͉̫̼̳̬̻̬͇̺͈͍̫̝̣̫͈̲̤̯̰͕̹̠͜ͅͅͅ ̨̢̨̢̮̯̠͖̭̦̭͉͇̟͇̥̯̼̠̞͓͔̖̗̲͕̯̯̹̲̗͔̘̳̖͓̹̰̦̺̹̲̙̫͓̙͜͜͜ͅ ̨̞̯̤͉̩̣͓̜̫̜̳̦̤̪̜͈͉̰̬͇̬͕̰̥̠͜n̸͚͕̠͎̦̘̤̜̟͕͓̹̟̤̰̲̗̥͘ͅͅ ̢̢̨͖̞̗͈̰̩̰̩̠̲̦̜͇͙̗͖̭̻͍͚͔̬͖͓̭̙̝̱͇̻͕̭͙̯̖͍̤̹̣̦̠͉̮͖͜͜͜ ̧̡̧̢̧̙̮͚͕͈̞̙̼̝̰̞̜̼̺͖̣͈̫̟̙̫̣̮̖͔̻͜ͅk̴̓̀͊̇̀̋̈́͛͛̆̈̃͑̊͝ ̛̛̛̈́̀̀͐̎͂̏̓̈̄͌̓̈̂̎̈͒͌̿́͆̃̈̔́͐͌͒̐͐̀̊͑̐̂͋̉̈́̾̌̏̕͘̚̕͝͠ ̡̢̧̛̗̠͚̗̖͓͚̯̣͍̙̦̤̪͙͇̬̥͈̪̖̫̗̠̣̼̒̈̑̋̋͋̿̇̽̇̕͘͝͠s̶̾̆͝͝ ̛̛̛̊̑͒́̔̓̓͂̂̿̔̽͂̏̅͐̅̈́̈́̀̊̉͌̈̈̉̍̅͛̂̇̿̂̈́̈̽̀̃̂̉͑̚̕͠͠͠͝ ̛̛͋̿̔̌̓̎͛̑̀̐̂̓̀̈́̑̈͆́̑̓̐͋̉͆̈̋̐̈̀̈̋̍́̑̆̈́̈̈́̓́̆̕͠͠͠͝͝͠ ̈̍̿̆̍̐͑̋̋͐̉̏̇̔̌̏̂̑̾̆͆̉̀̏̇͌͂̅̀͛̓̾̍̓͛̉̀͐͗̊̿̔̔͊̋̂̑̕̚͝ ̓̽͊̓̄͂̈́̾̏̓̈́͆͆̓͋̎͗͐̊̐̈́͗͊̾́͆̒̂̉̑̈́̒͑̾͊͗́̔̿͘̕̕̕̚͘̕͘͠͠͠ ̛̾̂̅̂̌͌͗͋̍̀͒͛̀̋̔͂͑̉͛́͂̉̉̓́͒͛͋̄̈̅̀͆̍̆͑͌͛̏͐̌͐̃͐͘͘̚͠͠ ̨͖͓̖̳̩̖̦̞͔͖̣̣̪̭̲̗̞̖̻͕̻̈́̋̑̈́̓̀̎̔̄̅̅̌̏͑́̓̉̓͆̊͘̚͜͜͝͝ͅͅ ̡̡̺̱̥̪̱̹̗̘̘̪̭̦̗͇͍̳̩̻̱̼̫̮͔̪̣̭̼̘ͅ ̵̛̛̀̏̀͗͑̇̎͛̀̉́̃̊͌͗̉̒͌̈́̒̔́̓̈́̌͋̃͋̓̌͗͂͒̓̊̈́́̓̂͑̔̃̇͘͘̚͠ ̛̛́̈́̓͊̃͋̄̈́͑͋͊̓̔̑͆̿͐͂͋̉̇̌̈́́̌̉̐̐͗̆̈́̒͊̅̊̄̋̓̚͘͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠ ̍̓̋̇̅͒͛̽̈̐̏̐͑̈́͂̿̈́̓͗̍͊̓͛͛͗͋̑͋̀́̒̑̆̐͐̔̓̔̄̄͊͂̏̎̚̚̕̚͘͝ ̈̏̓̀̆̏̊̔͋̽͛̓̿͗̎̑͆̋̽́͐̅̿͐̍̎̅̃͊̓̇͗̏̀̔̒͒̉́̔̌̓͋̅̇͘͘̚̚͝ ̢̨̢̨̹͓̪͉͍̩͉͎̖͙͕̣͍̹̜͖̙̖͉̗̦̘̟̳̙͎̥̩̱̥͍̗̠̭̅̏̓́̅͆̐̌̒̊͘͜ ̢̡̨̡̢̧̡̖̥̹̺̭̰̤̣̮̱̮͙̗̮̬̯̼̖̗͇̮̫̥͓̙̹̱͍̬̜̪̲͉͓̘̟̦͚̞̠͚̫ͅ ̧̨̢̨̨̡̦̭̳͕̟̞̗̮̰̠͍͖̺̫̝̮͔͔͖̯̻̩̯̠͚̗̖̣̥̭̼̻͇̙͉͙̝̬̱̫̜̠̫̝ ̧̧̢̢̢̢̨̧̢̡̢̯̝͙̺̺͚̱͙͍͔̩̝̹͉̯̩̞̥̯̘̪̜̗̰̻̘̖̣̘̱̦͚̣͇̤͙̱̝͜ ̧̨̧̬̼̦̣̬̼̭̝̠͉͙̳̞̰̤̣̼̹̤̫͉̠͚̤͔M̶̛͛̿͂̊̆̈́̍̎̅͋͌̽̾̀̍́̾̀͝ ̛̔̆̐͑̆̂͋̔̈͆̓̐̈́́̄̌̏͒̍̈́̓̆̋͌͌͆̿̏̒͋̄̑̐́̀̈́̇̊̇̀͘̕̚̕͘͠͝͝͠ ̛̛͋̅͛͊̋̆̉͂̀̄͌̉̐̅̅̆̇̃̍̏̔͑̽͌̎́͆͂̀̏͐̿͐͂̀̌̿̆͐̊͛̔̕̚͝͝͠͝ ̒͐̈̎̅̿͂͛̈́̉̾̂̏̾͋̄̆́̂͋̇̓̿̒̃̀̎̌̐̈́̅̔̈́̇͆̀͗͋̓̃͒͋̈́̅͘̕̚̚̕͝ ̛͊̏̃̇̾́̓̉̓͌̉́̐͒̒̀̂̉̾͂͊̀̃̅̄̌̋̍̌͐̓̑́͊͒̏̈́̽̐̔̓͒̚̚͘͠͝͝͠ ̡̛̛͚̙̹̗̪͐̈́̏̇̐̊̈̈́̍̆͊̌̈́̒͛̀͊̋́͊̀̓̀̾͑̍̒̈́̀͑͛͆̅͗̉͑̕̚̕͝͝͠ ̡̨̢̧̨̡͇̮̪̖̻̼̰̭̣̠̹̞͔̥̩̘͓̱̘̝̯̬̘̖͉̱͕̼̲̹̭̟̟͍̞̩̫͍̲̜͜͜ͅͅ ̲̗̗o̴͗̑͌͂̀̈́̏͌̊̈́́̉͌̆͊̈́̃̈́̊͊̋̈̐̂̊̋̄̊̃̐̀͂̇̌̇̔͛͂̍̒͘͘͠͝͝ ̉̎͌̾̋̂̄́́̂͌̂̆͂̈́̔̄̇́̉̒̒̐̉̈́̾̔̽̐̊͊̃̌̈́̓̆͊̇̈́͛̒̕͘̚͘̕͘͝͝ ̊̃̒̈͆̆̊̾͗̓̌̾͋́̊̋̒͛͋̆͌̏̅̀̔̅͐̈́̊̄͒̄͒̐̑̃̓̐̒̈́̈́̎͛̀̔͑̽̆̚͝ ̡̡̨̻͈̪̭̫̟̣͇͙͕̲̱͓̲̪͉͓̪̱̺͚̥̝͚̜͆̈͑̉̌̆̃͗͊̊̓̆̒̑̂̍͘̚̕͘͝͝ ̟͈̘̪̜̫̮̜̣͓̳ͅr̴̨̬͔̤͛̓̀̀̽̽̈́̌̎͂͊̿̀͗̒͗̽̈́̾̐̑̀͗͆̑̒̒̕̕͝͝ͅ ̧̨̡̠͈͖͖̖͍̞͈̰̭̳̻͍̖̣̟̗̦͇̰̳̘͓͔̮͕̦̪̠̼̟̯̮̫̣̙̭̭͖̗͍͚̹̝̦̝ͅ ̡̧̧̨̤̬͇̥̮͈̟̙̪̮͉͍̹̟̫̻̫͇̰̩͔͇̮͔͕̬̦̱̠͎͓̤̝̦̱̥͖̜̼̗͈̲̩͇͜͜ ̧̨̢̧̢̢͈̤̟͕̹̗̤̜̞̦̺̠̯̗̼̦͍̬̱̤͙͖̳͕̘̙̦͍̘̺͈̪̘͖̫̠̤̣̩̞͎̟̞ͅ ̧͉͖͍̹̪̦̠̳̠̭̬͖͙̜̜̮̦͎̫̣͓͔̙͙͍̳̜̲͇͙̺͈̟̟̥̩̣̪̗̫̩̗̳͇̙͜ͅͅͅ ̧̢̨̨̜̹̦̜̫̯̫̣̺͇̯͇̜̙̘̳̥̘̼̝͖̣̞͙ͅp̶̏̊̉̑̾͐̀͗͑̄́̓̐̆͊̕͘̚͝ ̧̨̨̘̭͕̭̰̙̠̳̣͎̩͚̇͌̐͛͗̐̅̉̍̏̾̄̈́͆̅̔͋̿̄͗͛̃͐͒̋͐̈́́̕̚̚͘̚͠͠ ̧̧̧̨̡̨̘͉̲͚͔̮̭̣̦̪͔̣̹̣̗͚͕͔͉̭̪͕̹̠̬̯̝̭͚̹̫̣̖̠̺̙̱̜̝̼̺̦ͅͅ ̡̧̡̡͓͍̳̝͚͙͖̪͓̫̮̫̭̜̫̳̱͎͉̞̯̻̼̪͎̪̘̯̲̠̳̮̺̥̺͓̼̱̹͓̺̘͚̣̪ͅ ̧̢̢͈̭̣̥̩͖̖̭̪̼̤̝̰̖̖͈̳̲̫̥͚̦̻͉̱̤̠͍͎̩̞̪̭͕̰̖̹̝̩̥̖͚̯͔͙͜ͅ ̡̨̧̻̳̼̥̱̮͇̗͓̬̖̬̪̩̖͖̤̤͙͚̼̬̜̜͖͙̗̼͍̺̘͖̪͍͍̩̝̫͙̞̬͍̙̜̺̰͜ ̪̦̬͎̹̟̥̤̲̞͍͇̪̖͕̺͇̳̳͖̱̬h̴̛͒̓̒͒̄͆̒́̑̏̃̏̊̓̔̍̾͆̀͊̕̚͝͝͠ ̛̛̎͆̇͑̂̍̔̏͊͂̀̏̈́́̽̓̌́̀͋̇̐̉̔̾̇͋̈́̈́̿̀̈́̓͋͒̉̍̀̆̉̌̉́̕̕͝͠͝ ̛́͐̐̀͒̀̒͑̓̌̌̔̅͂̈̋̒̇̊͐̓͗͂͌̓͋͐̐̎̋̏͗̐̑̐̇̀̒̏̎͑̕̕̕͘̕̚͠͝ ̛̏̂̒̂̽̽͌̎̄͘͝




You are starting to piss me off again

T̵̨̖̙̤͓̒̎̌͒̽̾̒̈́͛̀͗͂̓̀̓̃̓̑͆̄̂̒̐̽̍̒̀͐͒̑̀̃͛̂̀͛̇̈̕͠͝͠͝ ̨̡̢̧̡̙͕͚͔̞̮̲̹͚̘͓̩͓̥̪̰͉̮͍̭̦̯̫̪̘̪̱͕͉̹͍̰͍͈̝̻̥̪̘͖̺̟͚͜͜ ̢̢̧̡̨̢̢̪͎̠̝̻̟̼̪̜̭͓̞̖͚̭̹̘̻̳̬̣͉̪̪͍͓͓͉̤̳͉̳̯̫͙̣̙̰̜̱̰͜ͅ ̢̢̢̧̖͔̦̼̲̩̪̘̠̳̼̰̤͚̗͙̤͕̗̼̝͖̖̲̭͍̦̱̱̱͖͉̱͕̠͓̞̯̰̣̫̮̠͎̥ͅ ̢̧̧̧̟̣̩̳̞̫͖̰̻̠͍̦͔̖̖͍̘̰͓̲̮͎͍̰̮̭̦͎̯̥̺͈͚͙̝̙̰̺̼͙͎̳̭̟̻͜ ̨̨̨̡̢͖͎̞̗̠͎̼͓̝͓̱̜̠̬̬̥̺̮̣͍̝̝̟̩̪͎͖̦̜̤̙̼̺̥̹̣̥͙̜̻͉͍̫̖̫ ͉̝̟̱h̸̛̅̀͊̄̏͗̂͌̽̎̃̀͊̂̈́͋͊̈́̓̇̎͑̐͗͆̍̍̆̊͊͋͐͋͌̏̊̚͘̚̕͝͝͝ ̛̂̎̆̌̂̂̐̒̋̈́̒̊̈́͊̍̈́͂̀̃̍̓̏̌͑̋̒̏́̋̐̋́͆͗̾̇̈͐͛̏̋̚͘͘͘̕͘͝ ̛̄̂̓̑̀̈́͐̓̐̔̆̽̒̀̑̋͌͆̓̋̌̉͗͊̃̿̀̑̆̅̌̀̐̈́̂́̐̾̒̉̇̔̔̀͠͝͝͠͝ ̛̛̛̈́͋͑͊̽̅͌̾̾̈͌͐̂̈́̉̑͛̈́̃̒̈́̿̽̽̀̂́̃̍̈́̅̑̏͋́̅̋͒̓̎̅͘̚̚͝͠͝ ̃̅̈́͛̂̈́̓̋̎͂̂̌̓͌͐̎̈́̉̉̈́͑͑̈́̽͗͛̽̏͌̈́́̔̓̈́̾͌̎̇́̇̒̑̓̕͘͝͠͝͠͝ ̢̧̢̛̖̬͖̤̪̟̼̩̘͈̟̝̖̟̦̲͔̥̔͋̄͌̈́́̆͋́̍̍͌͂͂͑͗̍͑͐̽̅̚̚̚͜͜͝͠ ̢̧̳͇̙̹̰̥̬͍͍̦̣̺͔̙̺̺̗͕̗̥͜͜a̷͂̀̈́̐͋̎̇̿̔͆̌́̔̏̀͋̒̏̓͋͂̋̃͠ ̛̛̛͌́̊̄̍͋̏̊͌̑̉́͒̆͒͛͊͂͗̏̈́͋͑͑̀͌͛̃̏̄͐͒̄͛́̏͋̽̐̑͊͊͂̚̕͝͝ ͂̉̉͊̀̑͑͂̀̽͑͛̌̉̂̔̾̃́̋̇̐̿̄̆̓̎̀̓̀͆͊́̋͛̓̀̐̋͑̉̂̎̚̚̕͝͝͝͝ ̛̛̛͐̍́̎̑̔̏̋͊̒̅͑̀̒͐̋͌̎͋͆̇́̃͂͋͂̑̈́̌̌̉̈́̋̈̈̐̀̈́̂̐́͘͠͝͝͠͝ ̡̛͙͕̳̱̲̩̫͍͉̖̯̮̥͓̥̱̹͓̫̘̒̄̿͊͌͂̽͒̋͂̾͗̆̂̾̔̀̾̈́̾̋́͋̄̅͑̋ͅ ̨̢̡̢̢̨̡̨̪̹̗̲̠̟̬̳͔͎͖̗̭̙̳͔̘̳̝͎̱͕̮͎͙̗̮̯͍̗̖͈̲̱̖͇̼̟̩͜͜͜ ̢̨̡̡̢̧̩̬͕̯̼̜͙̟̰͖̰̰͚͙͙̲̹͉̫̼̳̬̻̬͇̺͈͍̫̝̣̫͈̲̤̯̰͕̹̠͜ͅͅͅ ̨̢̨̢̮̯̠͖̭̦̭͉͇̟͇̥̯̼̠̞͓͔̖̗̲͕̯̯̹̲̗͔̘̳̖͓̹̰̦̺̹̲̙̫͓̙͜͜͜ͅ ̨̞̯̤͉̩̣͓̜̫̜̳̦̤̪̜͈͉̰̬͇̬͕̰̥̠͜n̸͚͕̠͎̦̘̤̜̟͕͓̹̟̤̰̲̗̥͘ͅͅ ̢̢̨͖̞̗͈̰̩̰̩̠̲̦̜͇͙̗͖̭̻͍͚͔̬͖͓̭̙̝̱͇̻͕̭͙̯̖͍̤̹̣̦̠͉̮͖͜͜͜ ̧̡̧̢̧̙̮͚͕͈̞̙̼̝̰̞̜̼̺͖̣͈̫̟̙̫̣̮̖͔̻͜ͅk̴̓̀͊̇̀̋̈́͛͛̆̈̃͑̊͝ ̛̛̛̈́̀̀͐̎͂̏̓̈̄͌̓̈̂̎̈͒͌̿́͆̃̈̔́͐͌͒̐͐̀̊͑̐̂͋̉̈́̾̌̏̕͘̚̕͝͠ ̡̢̧̛̗̠͚̗̖͓͚̯̣͍̙̦̤̪͙͇̬̥͈̪̖̫̗̠̣̼̒̈̑̋̋͋̿̇̽̇̕͘͝͠s̶̾̆͝͝ ̛̛̛̊̑͒́̔̓̓͂̂̿̔̽͂̏̅͐̅̈́̈́̀̊̉͌̈̈̉̍̅͛̂̇̿̂̈́̈̽̀̃̂̉͑̚̕͠͠͠͝ ̛̛͋̿̔̌̓̎͛̑̀̐̂̓̀̈́̑̈͆́̑̓̐͋̉͆̈̋̐̈̀̈̋̍́̑̆̈́̈̈́̓́̆̕͠͠͠͝͝͠ ̈̍̿̆̍̐͑̋̋͐̉̏̇̔̌̏̂̑̾̆͆̉̀̏̇͌͂̅̀͛̓̾̍̓͛̉̀͐͗̊̿̔̔͊̋̂̑̕̚͝ ̓̽͊̓̄͂̈́̾̏̓̈́͆͆̓͋̎͗͐̊̐̈́͗͊̾́͆̒̂̉̑̈́̒͑̾͊͗́̔̿͘̕̕̕̚͘̕͘͠͠͠ ̛̾̂̅̂̌͌͗͋̍̀͒͛̀̋̔͂͑̉͛́͂̉̉̓́͒͛͋̄̈̅̀͆̍̆͑͌͛̏͐̌͐̃͐͘͘̚͠͠ ̨͖͓̖̳̩̖̦̞͔͖̣̣̪̭̲̗̞̖̻͕̻̈́̋̑̈́̓̀̎̔̄̅̅̌̏͑́̓̉̓͆̊͘̚͜͜͝͝ͅͅ ̡̡̺̱̥̪̱̹̗̘̘̪̭̦̗͇͍̳̩̻̱̼̫̮͔̪̣̭̼̘ͅ ̵̛̛̀̏̀͗͑̇̎͛̀̉́̃̊͌͗̉̒͌̈́̒̔́̓̈́̌͋̃͋̓̌͗͂͒̓̊̈́́̓̂͑̔̃̇͘͘̚͠ ̛̛́̈́̓͊̃͋̄̈́͑͋͊̓̔̑͆̿͐͂͋̉̇̌̈́́̌̉̐̐͗̆̈́̒͊̅̊̄̋̓̚͘͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠ ̍̓̋̇̅͒͛̽̈̐̏̐͑̈́͂̿̈́̓͗̍͊̓͛͛͗͋̑͋̀́̒̑̆̐͐̔̓̔̄̄͊͂̏̎̚̚̕̚͘͝ ̈̏̓̀̆̏̊̔͋̽͛̓̿͗̎̑͆̋̽́͐̅̿͐̍̎̅̃͊̓̇͗̏̀̔̒͒̉́̔̌̓͋̅̇͘͘̚̚͝ ̢̨̢̨̹͓̪͉͍̩͉͎̖͙͕̣͍̹̜͖̙̖͉̗̦̘̟̳̙͎̥̩̱̥͍̗̠̭̅̏̓́̅͆̐̌̒̊͘͜ ̢̡̨̡̢̧̡̖̥̹̺̭̰̤̣̮̱̮͙̗̮̬̯̼̖̗͇̮̫̥͓̙̹̱͍̬̜̪̲͉͓̘̟̦͚̞̠͚̫ͅ ̧̨̢̨̨̡̦̭̳͕̟̞̗̮̰̠͍͖̺̫̝̮͔͔͖̯̻̩̯̠͚̗̖̣̥̭̼̻͇̙͉͙̝̬̱̫̜̠̫̝ ̧̧̢̢̢̢̨̧̢̡̢̯̝͙̺̺͚̱͙͍͔̩̝̹͉̯̩̞̥̯̘̪̜̗̰̻̘̖̣̘̱̦͚̣͇̤͙̱̝͜ ̧̨̧̬̼̦̣̬̼̭̝̠͉͙̳̞̰̤̣̼̹̤̫͉̠͚̤͔M̶̛͛̿͂̊̆̈́̍̎̅͋͌̽̾̀̍́̾̀͝ ̛̔̆̐͑̆̂͋̔̈͆̓̐̈́́̄̌̏͒̍̈́̓̆̋͌͌͆̿̏̒͋̄̑̐́̀̈́̇̊̇̀͘̕̚̕͘͠͝͝͠ ̛̛͋̅͛͊̋̆̉͂̀̄͌̉̐̅̅̆̇̃̍̏̔͑̽͌̎́͆͂̀̏͐̿͐͂̀̌̿̆͐̊͛̔̕̚͝͝͠͝ ̒͐̈̎̅̿͂͛̈́̉̾̂̏̾͋̄̆́̂͋̇̓̿̒̃̀̎̌̐̈́̅̔̈́̇͆̀͗͋̓̃͒͋̈́̅͘̕̚̚̕͝ ̛͊̏̃̇̾́̓̉̓͌̉́̐͒̒̀̂̉̾͂͊̀̃̅̄̌̋̍̌͐̓̑́͊͒̏̈́̽̐̔̓͒̚̚͘͠͝͝͠ ̡̛̛͚̙̹̗̪͐̈́̏̇̐̊̈̈́̍̆͊̌̈́̒͛̀͊̋́͊̀̓̀̾͑̍̒̈́̀͑͛͆̅͗̉͑̕̚̕͝͝͠ ̡̨̢̧̨̡͇̮̪̖̻̼̰̭̣̠̹̞͔̥̩̘͓̱̘̝̯̬̘̖͉̱͕̼̲̹̭̟̟͍̞̩̫͍̲̜͜͜ͅͅ ̲̗̗o̴͗̑͌͂̀̈́̏͌̊̈́́̉͌̆͊̈́̃̈́̊͊̋̈̐̂̊̋̄̊̃̐̀͂̇̌̇̔͛͂̍̒͘͘͠͝͝ ̉̎͌̾̋̂̄́́̂͌̂̆͂̈́̔̄̇́̉̒̒̐̉̈́̾̔̽̐̊͊̃̌̈́̓̆͊̇̈́͛̒̕͘̚͘̕͘͝͝ ̊̃̒̈͆̆̊̾͗̓̌̾͋́̊̋̒͛͋̆͌̏̅̀̔̅͐̈́̊̄͒̄͒̐̑̃̓̐̒̈́̈́̎͛̀̔͑̽̆̚͝ ̡̡̨̻͈̪̭̫̟̣͇͙͕̲̱͓̲̪͉͓̪̱̺͚̥̝͚̜͆̈͑̉̌̆̃͗͊̊̓̆̒̑̂̍͘̚̕͘͝͝ ̟͈̘̪̜̫̮̜̣͓̳ͅr̴̨̬͔̤͛̓̀̀̽̽̈́̌̎͂͊̿̀͗̒͗̽̈́̾̐̑̀͗͆̑̒̒̕̕͝͝ͅ ̧̨̡̠͈͖͖̖͍̞͈̰̭̳̻͍̖̣̟̗̦͇̰̳̘͓͔̮͕̦̪̠̼̟̯̮̫̣̙̭̭͖̗͍͚̹̝̦̝ͅ ̡̧̧̨̤̬͇̥̮͈̟̙̪̮͉͍̹̟̫̻̫͇̰̩͔͇̮͔͕̬̦̱̠͎͓̤̝̦̱̥͖̜̼̗͈̲̩͇͜͜ ̧̨̢̧̢̢͈̤̟͕̹̗̤̜̞̦̺̠̯̗̼̦͍̬̱̤͙͖̳͕̘̙̦͍̘̺͈̪̘͖̫̠̤̣̩̞͎̟̞ͅ ̧͉͖͍̹̪̦̠̳̠̭̬͖͙̜̜̮̦͎̫̣͓͔̙͙͍̳̜̲͇͙̺͈̟̟̥̩̣̪̗̫̩̗̳͇̙͜ͅͅͅ ̧̢̨̨̜̹̦̜̫̯̫̣̺͇̯͇̜̙̘̳̥̘̼̝͖̣̞͙ͅp̶̏̊̉̑̾͐̀͗͑̄́̓̐̆͊̕͘̚͝ ̧̨̨̘̭͕̭̰̙̠̳̣͎̩͚̇͌̐͛͗̐̅̉̍̏̾̄̈́͆̅̔͋̿̄͗͛̃͐͒̋͐̈́́̕̚̚͘̚͠͠ ̧̧̧̨̡̨̘͉̲͚͔̮̭̣̦̪͔̣̹̣̗͚͕͔͉̭̪͕̹̠̬̯̝̭͚̹̫̣̖̠̺̙̱̜̝̼̺̦ͅͅ ̡̧̡̡͓͍̳̝͚͙͖̪͓̫̮̫̭̜̫̳̱͎͉̞̯̻̼̪͎̪̘̯̲̠̳̮̺̥̺͓̼̱̹͓̺̘͚̣̪ͅ ̧̢̢͈̭̣̥̩͖̖̭̪̼̤̝̰̖̖͈̳̲̫̥͚̦̻͉̱̤̠͍͎̩̞̪̭͕̰̖̹̝̩̥̖͚̯͔͙͜ͅ ̡̨̧̻̳̼̥̱̮͇̗͓̬̖̬̪̩̖͖̤̤͙͚̼̬̜̜͖͙̗̼͍̺̘͖̪͍͍̩̝̫͙̞̬͍̙̜̺̰͜ ̪̦̬͎̹̟̥̤̲̞͍͇̪̖͕̺͇̳̳͖̱̬h̴̛͒̓̒͒̄͆̒́̑̏̃̏̊̓̔̍̾͆̀͊̕̚͝͝͠ ̛̛̎͆̇͑̂̍̔̏͊͂̀̏̈́́̽̓̌́̀͋̇̐̉̔̾̇͋̈́̈́̿̀̈́̓͋͒̉̍̀̆̉̌̉́̕̕͝͠͝ ̛́͐̐̀͒̀̒͑̓̌̌̔̅͂̈̋̒̇̊͐̓͗͂͌̓͋͐̐̎̋̏͗̐̑̐̇̀̒̏̎͑̕̕̕͘̕̚͠͝ ̛̏̂̒̂̽̽͌̎̄͘͝






Punk

Me with 5 others aipf in an unlimited rb PLO8. I cover them all. Had to get in the rest with all them chips in the pot; figured they had each others outs which they did!


PokerStars, $4.90 + $0.60 - Omaha H/L Pot Limit - 30/60 - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 3,000 (50 bb)
UTG+1: 2,190 (37 bb)
MP: 2,985 (50 bb)
MP+1: 2,670 (45 bb)
CO: 3,510 (59 bb)
BU (Hero): 5,695 (95 bb)
SB: 3,450 (58 bb)
BB: 3,240 (54 bb)

Pre-Flop: (90) Hero is BTN with Q♦ K♦ J♠ Q♥
UTG calls 60, UTG+1 calls 60, MP raises to 330, 1 fold, CO calls 330, Hero calls 330, SB 3-bets to 1,830, 1 fold, UTG 4-bets to 3,000 (all-in), UTG+1 calls 2,130 (all-in), MP calls 2,655 (all-in), CO 5-bets to 3,510 (all-in), Hero 6-bets to 5,695 (all-in), SB calls 1,620 (all-in)

Flop: (18,705) 8♥ 7♠ J♣ (6 players, 6 all-in)

Turn: (18,705) Q♣ (6 players, 6 all-in)

River: (18,705) 7♥ (6 players, 6 all-in)

Total pot: 18,705

Showdown:
BU (Hero) shows Q♦ K♦ J♠ Q♥ (HI: a full house, Queens full of Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 34%, Flop: 39%, Turn: 50%, River: 100%)

CO shows A♣ 9♥ 5♣ 4♠ (HI: a pair of Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 16%, Flop: 14%, Turn: 19%, River: 0%)

UTG shows 2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 6♦ (HI: two pair, Sevens and Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 14%, Flop: 7%, Turn: <1%, River: 0%)

SB shows 4♥ K♠ 3♣ A♠ (HI: a pair of Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 19%, Flop: 17%, Turn: 19%, River: 0%)

MP shows 4♦ J♦ A♦ 5♥ (HI: two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 6%, Flop: 5%, Turn: 1%, River: 0%)

UTG+1 shows 3♦ 4♣ A♥ 6♠ (HI: a pair of Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 12%, Flop: 17%, Turn: 11%, River: 0%)

BU (Hero) wins 18,705

Hello Morph, my name is Sammy. Have you watched The Platform (El hoyo) on Netflix yet? If not, you should do it tonight, you will like it very much. It's a Spanish movie. It is of course best in the original language, but you can set it to english/german if you want. Sammy will be looking forward to your review in the morning. Thank you, that is all.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8228288/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

I considered watching this movie before, but decided against it, as it didn't seem like something I'd enjoy watching. I don't see why I should change my mind.

Meanwhile, I'm 3/16 and ITM in that PLO8 rb.

It now has Sammy's stamp of approval. Watch the movie!


You should also watch Midsommar. It takes place in Sweden, but it's a mix of American/British/Swedish actors, so the original language is English. There's one particular scene with old naked ladies in a freaky group sex kinda thing you will enjoy. You will like this movie, it's also on NF.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8772262/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

btw Sammy have you seen "The Idiots" (Idioterne)?

Yes ofc, Danish movie 20+ years old. Sammy likes Lars.

I mean, just because it came out before you were born, that's all...

FT in that rb, 3/10

edit: 4/9

Are you trying to be a smartass? Punk!

You will finish in 7th place, and then you will watch The Platform. Tomorrow you will watch Midsommar. You will thank Sammy for telling you about these great movies.

Hah! I finished in 8th place!

wait

Why you recommend to watch a Swedish movie Sammy? Isn't that against something or everything in your tribal community?

Cool, now you have time to watch movies. Do it!