*** March of the Regs: March, LC/NC NSFW *** - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Our numbers are diminished, but our international coalition of LC/NC posters will not be deterred. We will March on to victory, or at least to occasional amusement.

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03-01-2023 , 11:13 AM

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,744

1th. So much work. I blame Morph. Almost like I've been away for most of December and January. Ah wait...

03-01-2023 , 01:34 PM

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Shut up

03-01-2023 , 05:46 PM

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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Tell me more!

03-01-2023 , 09:36 PM

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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Sammy is angry they canceled a holiday so that their army can last three hours or something in case the Russians attack. And prolly all the Germaniacs his wife is with...

03-02-2023 , 03:28 AM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,356

Sammy retired after saving the world right?

03-02-2023 , 07:40 AM

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Sammy is angry they canceled a holiday so that their army can last three hours or something in case the Russians attack. And prolly all the Germaniacs his wife is with...

There's actually a video on YouTube of Sammy preparing for the Russian invasion:

03-02-2023 , 08:50 AM

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,744

Thanks for sharing. However, the following secret footage seems to be moar realistic

Spoiler:

03-02-2023 , 02:16 PM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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You take that back right now!

03-02-2023 , 03:12 PM

#10

suitedjustice

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So who's the betting favorite for Eurovision this year? Is Ukraine going to be smart money or chump change?

03-02-2023 , 04:05 PM

#11

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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I haven't though about it yet... Let the journey begin!

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03-02-2023 , 05:51 PM

#12

Morphismus

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Found a nice site with odds from multiple bookies + YT links!

https://eurovisionworld.com/odds/eurovision

I actually like Denmark's entry!

Solid Pop imo, not like that weird stuff from Finland, as per usual:

Probs for singing in Finnish though. Did you know that in the old days, they had to sing in their countries language? Multi-lingo countries like Switzerland or Belgium could choose which one.

03-02-2023 , 06:16 PM

#13

Morphismus

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The German Eurovision satellite is still running; these are the contenders:

Obviously this:

03-03-2023 , 03:38 AM

#14

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I actually like Denmark's entry!

You mean Australia Jnr.

03-03-2023 , 03:43 AM

#15

Morphismus

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Sorry, Oz Jr. obv!

03-03-2023 , 04:41 AM

#16

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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I knew this would happen when you mention EV. Now you got Morph all excite and it won't stop until it's over. Thanks Obama. RIP Sammy

03-03-2023 , 04:54 AM

#17

Morphismus

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Don't worry, the ESC is already in May, so the ESC discussion & analysis ITT will be limited to the next two month or so!

03-03-2023 , 05:32 AM

#18

Morphismus

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#neverforget

03-03-2023 , 07:39 AM

#19

suitedjustice

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Weird, wild stuff, though I can't see the one directly above me due to country restrictions. For everyone singing in English, their American accents are pretty good. Though the pop/punk band might be better served singing in a British accent.

Or like Billie Joe from Green Day, who sounds like an American trying to sound like a British guy who's trying to sound like an American.

03-03-2023 , 07:45 AM

#20

suitedjustice

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03-03-2023 , 12:36 PM

#21

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I can't see the one directly above me due to country restrictions.

That's "Embers" by James Newman, who got (unfairly) only 0 points in '21. To right this wrong at least a little bit, I proceeded to declare that song as the official anthem of BBV!

Seems you can't watch the official Eurovision channel from this new England of yours, probably because of Brexit, which [politarding redacted]. Try one of those:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rSqzbtkCDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSFYz7q15ec

03-04-2023 , 04:27 PM

#22

suitedjustice

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

That's "Embers" by James Newman, who got (unfairly) only 0 points in '21. To right this wrong at least a little bit, I proceeded to declare that song as the official anthem of BBV!

I think we'll have to agree to disagree on that one. The second version shows some flashes of promise, but the first and third are just top 10 bait for the US "variety" stations to play 7 times a day along with the Adeles and Biebers and Sheerans of the modern pop world.

I'm sure he'll make a fortune off it and become an insufferable git like Robbie Willams.