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03-08-2006 , 12:24 AM

#201

AJFenix

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,869

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03-08-2006 , 12:47 AM

#202

boondockst

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,692

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The OP hasn't posted since this morning. I'm thinking either a killing spree, suicide, or someone is laughing it up at the pain we're feeling for this supposed beat.

I suppose my PM box will fill with hate mail and evil spells...

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03-08-2006 , 12:51 AM

#203

pokergrader

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 9,757

Standard.

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03-08-2006 , 01:26 AM

#204

VielGeld

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 461

holy [censored] this is some fuked up beat. as bad as it may seem to you, its also a bad beat for the other guy, considering he got 1 outered outa maybe 30k? but [censored] this 1 outer is SICK. DISGUSTING!

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03-08-2006 , 01:28 AM

#205

fxwacgesvrhdtf

Guest

Posts: n/a

This beat is so bad that I cannot even make my normal assinine comment about not overplaying your pocket pairs moran. Wow.

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03-08-2006 , 01:36 AM

#206

fxwacgesvrhdtf

Guest

Posts: n/a

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...or crazy h-doozins, or Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, or crank and hookers, or whatever.

So I'm playing some 2/4 BBJ tables at 6 AM (they are significantly looser than the normal 2/4 tables at this time of the day), and.... well.... yeah.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) lolihunter.com (for all of your loli hunting needs)

Preflop: Heroine is BB with 9

, 9

.
2 folds, UTG+2 calls, 1 fold, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Button calls, SB completes, Heroine checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 9

, T

, 9

(6 players)
SB checks, Heroine bets, UTG+2 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) J

(3 players)
SB checks, Heroine bets, Button raises, SB folds, Heroine 3-bets, Button calls.

River: (10.50 BB) Q

(2 players)
Heroine bets, Button raises, Heroine 3-bets, Button caps, Heroine calls.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB

Results in white below:
Heroine has 9d 9h (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 7c 8c (straight flush, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins 18.50 BB.

....excuse me while I go on life tilt now.

-K

/end forum

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03-08-2006 , 01:54 AM

#207

fxwacgesvrhdtf

Guest

Posts: n/a

The following posters have not yet replied to this thread, but need to:

1. The Whaaaaaaaaambbuuuuuulaaance.
2. Sponger
3. El Diablo
4. Idi the Nigerian
5. Sup Bro

That is all.

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03-08-2006 , 02:09 AM

#208

Monty Cantsin

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,611

I wouldn't mind getting iLOVEggbman's take on this hand.

/mc

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03-08-2006 , 02:38 AM

#209

vintagegarb

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 224

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I have found real life video footage of this exact hand.

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html

LOL!!! That is exactly how I imagined it. It took me about a minute to figure out the kid wasn't speaking english, but that did not detract whatsoever from the funniness of the video.

As far as the bad beat, WORST bad beat ever. Party Poker should have an even larger Jackpot for beats like this. That is simply unbelievable. I would kill something, or at least punch a hole in my wall.

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03-08-2006 , 03:45 AM

#210

straightflush

grinder

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 691

That is the worst beat ever. If I ever win the BBJ I'll ship you $50 right away.

You did say nh, right?

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03-08-2006 , 04:08 AM

#211

thatpfunk

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,552

someone correct me if i am wrong, but...

Party's system uses a continuous shuffle in which the remaining cards "shuffle" until the action is completed.

Now, let's look at the turn. ****** with the straight flush only calls the 3-bet. If they had capped, Hero would have had to call, therefore changing the outcome of the river card.

I would buy a gun.

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03-08-2006 , 04:44 AM

#212

trumpman84

adept

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,053

This is by far the worst beat I've ever seen.

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03-08-2006 , 04:55 AM

#213

Baby Jesus

stranger

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 13

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River: (10.50 BB) Q

*cries*

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03-08-2006 , 05:05 AM

#214

Sponger.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,593

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Well, since its a continuous shuffle if the Villain had just decided to twitch a little bit longer before calling it would have changed the river.

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03-08-2006 , 05:50 AM

#215

Vavavoom

Photobucket Voyeur Extraordinaire

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 5,044

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OMG. Worse river ever. You officially win the Baddest Beat Ever Award. Wow.

I'm on tilt just reading this.

P.S. BBJ is rigged.

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03-08-2006 , 07:04 AM

#216

RiverTheNuts

banned

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,060

Ridonculous... I think I would have gone and done some blow and beat up a hooker if that happened at my table

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03-08-2006 , 08:48 AM

#217

NapoleonDolemite

adept

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 822

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I have found real life video footage of this exact hand.

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html

LMAO.

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03-08-2006 , 08:52 AM

#218

NapoleonDolemite

adept

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 822

My condolences- that is some sick Party poker bullsh*t. I'm in shock...

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03-08-2006 , 08:57 AM

#219

iron81

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 17,729

I hate to be the party pooper, but are we sure this hand is real? I mean, normally we don't check on this sort of thing, but if we're gonna sticky it...

Could heroine post the hand number? Thanks.