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Old 03-08-2006, 12:24 AM   #201
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:47 AM   #202
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The OP hasn't posted since this morning. I'm thinking either a killing spree, suicide, or someone is laughing it up at the pain we're feeling for this supposed beat.
I suppose my PM box will fill with hate mail and evil spells...
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:51 AM   #203
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Standard.
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Old 03-08-2006, 01:26 AM   #204
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

holy [censored] this is some fuked up beat. as bad as it may seem to you, its also a bad beat for the other guy, considering he got 1 outered outa maybe 30k? but [censored] this 1 outer is SICK. DISGUSTING!
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Old 03-08-2006, 01:28 AM   #205
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This beat is so bad that I cannot even make my normal assinine comment about not overplaying your pocket pairs moran. Wow.
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Old 03-08-2006, 01:36 AM   #206
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...or crazy h-doozins, or Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, or crank and hookers, or whatever.

So I'm playing some 2/4 BBJ tables at 6 AM (they are significantly looser than the normal 2/4 tables at this time of the day), and.... well.... yeah.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) lolihunter.com (for all of your loli hunting needs)

Preflop: Heroine is BB with 9, 9.
2 folds, UTG+2 calls, 1 fold, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Button calls, SB completes, Heroine checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 9, T, 9 (6 players)
SB checks, Heroine bets, UTG+2 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) J (3 players)
SB checks, Heroine bets, Button raises, SB folds, Heroine 3-bets, Button calls.

River: (10.50 BB) Q (2 players)
Heroine bets, Button raises, Heroine 3-bets, Button caps, Heroine calls.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB

Results in white below:
Heroine has 9d 9h (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 7c 8c (straight flush, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins 18.50 BB.


....excuse me while I go on life tilt now.

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Old 03-08-2006, 01:54 AM   #207
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The following posters have not yet replied to this thread, but need to:

1. The Whaaaaaaaaambbuuuuuulaaance.
2. Sponger
3. El Diablo
4. Idi the Nigerian
5. Sup Bro

That is all.
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Old 03-08-2006, 02:09 AM   #208
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I wouldn't mind getting iLOVEggbman's take on this hand.

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Old 03-08-2006, 02:38 AM   #209
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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I have found real life video footage of this exact hand.

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html
LOL!!! That is exactly how I imagined it. It took me about a minute to figure out the kid wasn't speaking english, but that did not detract whatsoever from the funniness of the video.

As far as the bad beat, WORST bad beat ever. Party Poker should have an even larger Jackpot for beats like this. That is simply unbelievable. I would kill something, or at least punch a hole in my wall.
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Old 03-08-2006, 03:45 AM   #210
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

That is the worst beat ever. If I ever win the BBJ I'll ship you $50 right away.

You did say nh, right?
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:08 AM   #211
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

someone correct me if i am wrong, but...

Party's system uses a continuous shuffle in which the remaining cards "shuffle" until the action is completed.

Now, let's look at the turn. ****** with the straight flush only calls the 3-bet. If they had capped, Hero would have had to call, therefore changing the outcome of the river card.

I would buy a gun.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:44 AM   #212
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

This is by far the worst beat I've ever seen.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:55 AM   #213
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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River: (10.50 BB) Q
*cries*
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:05 AM   #214
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someone correct me if i am wrong, but...

Party's system uses a continuous shuffle in which the remaining cards "shuffle" until the action is completed.

Now, let's look at the turn. ****** with the straight flush only calls the 3-bet. If they had capped, Hero would have had to call, therefore changing the outcome of the river card.

I would buy a gun.
Well, since its a continuous shuffle if the Villain had just decided to twitch a little bit longer before calling it would have changed the river.
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:50 AM   #215
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OMG. Worse river ever. You officially win the Baddest Beat Ever Award. Wow.

I'm on tilt just reading this.

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Old 03-08-2006, 07:04 AM   #216
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Ridonculous... I think I would have gone and done some blow and beat up a hooker if that happened at my table
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Old 03-08-2006, 08:48 AM   #217
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I have found real life video footage of this exact hand.

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html
LMAO.
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Old 03-08-2006, 08:52 AM   #218
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

My condolences- that is some sick Party poker bullsh*t. I'm in shock...
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Old 03-08-2006, 08:57 AM   #219
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I hate to be the party pooper, but are we sure this hand is real? I mean, normally we don't check on this sort of thing, but if we're gonna sticky it...

Could heroine post the hand number? Thanks.
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Old 03-08-2006, 10:10 AM   #220
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

oh my god! oh dear..

I can think of a worse bad beat than this though...
Imagine if you WON the hand!
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Old 03-08-2006, 11:33 AM   #221
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I busted out on Party my 1st time playing there with almost the exact hand. Talk about a smile becoming a frown in seconds.
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Old 03-08-2006, 11:48 AM   #222
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I busted out on Party my 1st time playing there with almost the exact hand. Talk about a smile becoming a frown in seconds.
what in the hell are you talking about
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:09 PM   #223
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Unlike the rest of you, the OP makes me feel good. It's like Jesus dying for our sins. Never again will I feel I got a "bad beat" compared to this.
I believe this post belongs under the "other gambling" line.
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Old 03-08-2006, 02:05 PM   #224
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Why did you raise on the turn? Didn't you KNOW you were drawing dead?
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Old 03-08-2006, 02:13 PM   #225
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We can shut this forum down now, you win.
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