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03-07-2006 , 07:57 PM
sweet its almost 10 pages now of the same exact reply
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03-07-2006 , 08:02 PM
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sweet its almost 10 pages now of the same exact reply
10 pages???? Fix your forum settings, n00b!
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03-07-2006 , 08:05 PM
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sweet its almost 10 pages now of the same exact reply
10 pages???? Fix your forum settings, n00b!
i think you meant to reply with "omg what a beat vomit puke crap my pants kill myself now man bbv king etc."
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03-07-2006 , 08:06 PM
Anybody with non 99 post pages should be flogged.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBES.
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03-07-2006 , 08:09 PM
Unlike the rest of you, the OP makes me feel good. It's like Jesus dying for our sins. Never again will I feel I got a "bad beat" compared to this.
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03-07-2006 , 08:11 PM
holy [censored] i'm sorry, that is awful... i am so sorry...
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03-07-2006 , 08:12 PM
Killing spree followed by suicide-by-cop in 3... 2...
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03-07-2006 , 08:14 PM
I'll be thinking of this thread the next time I buy porn.
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03-07-2006 , 08:16 PM
Is there a word for when you barf and crap your pants at the same time? Cuz, as I have previously stated, I just did.

Oh, and wtfomgbbq!!!1111eleven11
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03-07-2006 , 08:19 PM
Hey, it could be worse. You could have lost another BB if button had capped the turn.





Jokes aside, I feel sorry for you too
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03-07-2006 , 08:20 PM
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Unlike the rest of you, the OP makes me feel good. It's like Jesus dying for our sins. Never again will I feel I got a "bad beat" compared to this.
This is worse than crucifixion and the sins of all humanity.
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03-07-2006 , 08:25 PM
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Unlike the rest of you, the OP makes me feel good. It's like Jesus dying for our sins. Never again will I feel I got a "bad beat" compared to this.
POTD
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03-07-2006 , 08:38 PM
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title recommendations:

'could have bought a lot of porn'
'BBV champ'
'horrible titler of posts'

any others?

and, oh yeah, this is sick. but the picture of the girl throwing up was the best response.
o.O
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03-07-2006 , 08:44 PM
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03-07-2006 , 09:02 PM
Kurosh, your avatar is not welcome in this thread.
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03-07-2006 , 09:20 PM
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Unlike the rest of you, the OP makes me feel good. It's like Jesus dying for our sins. Never again will I feel I got a "bad beat" compared to this.
POTD
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03-07-2006 , 09:24 PM
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I have found real life video footage of this exact hand.

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html
those are the times I love to be German...
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03-07-2006 , 10:06 PM
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Poker God 1: Check this out, man... watch what I do here.

Poker God 2: Ouch... you demolished her flopped quads.... but wait a second, she's gonna get over 30k for this... at a 2/4 table!?!? WTF!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?

Poker God 1: (lunges for his mouse) OH NO!!! (clicks the "one-out BBJ ruiner" button) Whew... I almost F'ed that one up!

Poker God 2: (ROFL) You are sick, man!!!
I loled.
It's even funnier if you picture Poker God 1 looking like Scott Fischman and Poker God 2 looking like Dutch Boyd.
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03-07-2006 , 10:50 PM
I call BS. How di dyou have time to post this before you threw your computer out the window??
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03-07-2006 , 10:53 PM
Just in case you might be offended, I'm not actually calling bs. Wow, I am a total pussy.
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03-07-2006 , 10:54 PM
Well on the bright side, now you don't have to be the guy who owns $38k worth of porn.
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03-07-2006 , 10:56 PM
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I call BS. How di dyou have time to post this before you threw your computer out the window??
The OP hasn't posted since this morning. I'm thinking either a killing spree, suicide, or she took a baseball bat to the computer.
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03-07-2006 , 11:28 PM
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Anybody with non 99 post pages should be flogged.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBES.
This is the most useful thing I have ever found. I still may vomit from the beat, but at least something good will come of it (for me at least).
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03-08-2006 , 12:02 AM
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The OP hasn't posted since this morning. I'm thinking either a killing spree, suicide, or she took a baseball bat to the computer.
I am starting to get worried about something like that. Seriously.
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03-08-2006 , 12:20 AM
Ouch.

If I were Heroine, I'd be shooting up on heroin.
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