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Old 03-07-2006, 07:57 PM   #176
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

sweet its almost 10 pages now of the same exact reply
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:02 PM   #177
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sweet its almost 10 pages now of the same exact reply
10 pages???? Fix your forum settings, n00b!
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:05 PM   #178
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sweet its almost 10 pages now of the same exact reply
10 pages???? Fix your forum settings, n00b!
i think you meant to reply with "omg what a beat vomit puke crap my pants kill myself now man bbv king etc."
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:06 PM   #179
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Anybody with non 99 post pages should be flogged.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBES.
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:09 PM   #180
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Unlike the rest of you, the OP makes me feel good. It's like Jesus dying for our sins. Never again will I feel I got a "bad beat" compared to this.
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:11 PM   #181
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

holy [censored] i'm sorry, that is awful... i am so sorry...
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:12 PM   #182
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Killing spree followed by suicide-by-cop in 3... 2...
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:14 PM   #183
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I'll be thinking of this thread the next time I buy porn.
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:16 PM   #184
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Is there a word for when you barf and crap your pants at the same time? Cuz, as I have previously stated, I just did.

Oh, and wtfomgbbq!!!1111eleven11
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:19 PM   #185
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Hey, it could be worse. You could have lost another BB if button had capped the turn.





Jokes aside, I feel sorry for you too
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:20 PM   #186
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Unlike the rest of you, the OP makes me feel good. It's like Jesus dying for our sins. Never again will I feel I got a "bad beat" compared to this.
This is worse than crucifixion and the sins of all humanity.
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:25 PM   #187
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Unlike the rest of you, the OP makes me feel good. It's like Jesus dying for our sins. Never again will I feel I got a "bad beat" compared to this.
POTD
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:38 PM   #188
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'could have bought a lot of porn'
'BBV champ'
'horrible titler of posts'

any others?

and, oh yeah, this is sick. but the picture of the girl throwing up was the best response.
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:44 PM   #189
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:02 PM   #190
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Kurosh, your avatar is not welcome in this thread.
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:20 PM   #191
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Unlike the rest of you, the OP makes me feel good. It's like Jesus dying for our sins. Never again will I feel I got a "bad beat" compared to this.
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:24 PM   #192
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I have found real life video footage of this exact hand.

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html
those are the times I love to be German...
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:06 PM   #193
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Poker God 1: Check this out, man... watch what I do here.

Poker God 2: Ouch... you demolished her flopped quads.... but wait a second, she's gonna get over 30k for this... at a 2/4 table!?!? WTF!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?

Poker God 1: (lunges for his mouse) OH NO!!! (clicks the "one-out BBJ ruiner" button) Whew... I almost F'ed that one up!

Poker God 2: (ROFL) You are sick, man!!!
I loled.
It's even funnier if you picture Poker God 1 looking like Scott Fischman and Poker God 2 looking like Dutch Boyd.
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:50 PM   #194
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I call BS. How di dyou have time to post this before you threw your computer out the window??
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:53 PM   #195
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Just in case you might be offended, I'm not actually calling bs. Wow, I am a total pussy.
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:54 PM   #196
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Well on the bright side, now you don't have to be the guy who owns $38k worth of porn.
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:56 PM   #197
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I call BS. How di dyou have time to post this before you threw your computer out the window??
The OP hasn't posted since this morning. I'm thinking either a killing spree, suicide, or she took a baseball bat to the computer.
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:28 PM   #198
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Anybody with non 99 post pages should be flogged.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBES.
This is the most useful thing I have ever found. I still may vomit from the beat, but at least something good will come of it (for me at least).
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:02 AM   #199
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The OP hasn't posted since this morning. I'm thinking either a killing spree, suicide, or she took a baseball bat to the computer.
I am starting to get worried about something like that. Seriously.
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:20 AM   #200
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Ouch.

If I were Heroine, I'd be shooting up on heroin.
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