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Old 03-07-2006, 04:15 PM   #101
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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this can be the first entry into the hall of fame.

And the last.

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Old 03-07-2006, 04:17 PM   #102
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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That puts things in perspective.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:23 PM   #103
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i am really sad for you. 40K goes a long way with a 12 yo girl (or did you turn 13?)
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:24 PM   #104
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

It could be a sick joke.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:25 PM   #105
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Either way, he/she/it is the BBV champ
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:25 PM   #106
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The funny thing is that it was just a normal 2/4 table but Hero was like "whoa! what if this were a BBJ table?!" and posted the hand.
TheWorstPlayer is calling BS on this thread.

Anyway we can get some type of confirmation on this BBV gem in order to shut up the haters?
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:26 PM   #107
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And the last.
Agreed this is unlikely to ever be topped in terms of brutality, but the HoF idea would allow other not so great (but still brutal) beats to be appreciated.

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Old 03-07-2006, 04:28 PM   #108
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

You don't have to lock threads to sticky them. This is a vicious rumor started but god knows who
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:28 PM   #109
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And the last.
Agreed this is unlikely to ever be topped in terms of brutality, but the HoF idea would allow other not so great (but still brutal) beats to be appreciated.

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Having a HoF after this thread is like having sex with Angelina Jolie when you're 13 and then trying to masturbate to the 9th grade cheerleading team.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:29 PM   #110
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

ouch, Kumupoo.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:29 PM   #111
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This is very impressive. The biggest pot ever lost on BBV and it was at $2/4 instead of 300/600 or something huge. You should get a trophy.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:32 PM   #112
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This beat is worse
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:32 PM   #113
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Having a HoF after this thread is like having sex with Angelina Jolie when you're 13 and then trying to masturbate to the 9th grade cheerleading team.
This post confused me a lot, because when I was 13, Angelina Jolie was 4.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:34 PM   #114
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Open seat in a $6/$12 game. He screamed, mentally spending his lion's share of the jackpot, right around $30,000.
No.

That is only a 2500-BB Non-Poker-Bad-Beat.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:35 PM   #115
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not even close. If i was the old lady, i wouldve done the same thing...

peace

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Old 03-07-2006, 04:36 PM   #116
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:38 PM   #117
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I would have beat the living [censored] out of that old women.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:38 PM   #118
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Wrong.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:38 PM   #119
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Having a HoF after this thread is like having sex with Angelina Jolie when you're 13 and then trying to masturbate to the 9th grade cheerleading team.
This post confused me a lot, because when I was 13, Angelina Jolie was 4.
This post confused me because when I was 13 I could've had sex with Angelina Jolie and then beat off six or seven more times to a Mervyn's catalog with no problem.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:40 PM   #120
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Having a HoF after this thread is like having sex with Angelina Jolie when you're 13 and then trying to masturbate to the 9th grade cheerleading team.
This post confused me a lot, because when I was 13, Angelina Jolie was 4.
This post confused me because when I was 13 I could've had sex with Angelina Jolie and then beat off six or seven more times to a Mervyn's catalog with no problem.
To Tim: use your imagination

To Shant: congratulations
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:40 PM   #121
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This post confused me because when I was 13 I could've had sex with Angelina Jolie and then beat off six or seven more times to a Mervyn's catalog with no problem.
You see straight through my soul.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:41 PM   #122
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FYP
Before we get all territorial, we haven't verified our 2+2 beat yet.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:42 PM   #123
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You don't have to lock threads to sticky them. This is a vicious rumor started but god knows who
I think Mat started it

It's an add thingy, it doesn't make sense, but that is life.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:44 PM   #124
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

This reminded me of a story I have not told in awhile. There were two other players at the table that still to this day give me a hard time about this hand (after 13 years!)
Back in 1993 the largest ever poker jackpot went up at Fort McDowell outside of Phoenix. They started it at $150,000, when that got hit it went to $100,000, then $75,000, $50,000 etc.
I was playing shortly after it started out ($150,000) when the following hand took place:

Preflop: All fold and I raise on the button, SB and BB call.

Flop: 4 , 5 , 5
SB checks, BB bets, I call, SB check raises, BB calls, I call.

Turn: 6
SB checks, BB bets, I raise, SB reraises, BB calls, I cap it, both call. (3 raises max)

River: 7
SB bets, BB raises, I call, SB reraises, BB caps it, I call, SB calls.

Hands shown:
Me: 5 5
SB: 2 3
BB: A 8
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:44 PM   #125
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60 Minutes needs to investigate Party.
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