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03-07-2006 , 03:12 PM
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At first I would just stare in disbelief at my monitor, and then I'd go apeshit on my keyboard, then I'd start crying, lastly I'd get trashed and pass out.
isn't this what you would do if you won the 38k also? maybe minus the apeshit on keyboard depending on your demeanor.
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03-07-2006 , 03:24 PM
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god i will stop posting my bad beats from now on. nothing will ever top this. god, never have someone been so close to 38k :P
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03-07-2006 , 03:24 PM
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Imagine how many more replies this thread would have got if it wasn't so ******edly titled. I wasn't even going to open it until someone said something.
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03-07-2006 , 03:26 PM
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BBV has 1 rule: One should read all threads.
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03-07-2006 , 03:29 PM
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Btw, just had a friend of mine on the phone and I told him: "This guy is playing on a Bad-Beat-Table bla bla bla".

In the end he says: "Was it you? You sound so down telling it."

See how much I feel for you?
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03-07-2006 , 03:29 PM
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Noone raises this preflop?
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03-07-2006 , 03:31 PM
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I do.
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03-07-2006 , 03:33 PM
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count me among those who had to read it three times before I fully understood the horror.

JDErickson: "Standard" ... you're one sick mofo, dude.
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03-07-2006 , 03:34 PM
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There is pretty much no more point to BBV after this thread.
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03-07-2006 , 03:35 PM
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You know, if he would have screenshotted the showdown, that could have been the official BBV photo...
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03-07-2006 , 03:36 PM
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Is there a way to get it from PP? Be like 'look, I lost 38k because your BBJBBV tables are [censored] rigged, the least you could do is send me a picture frame with the hand in it'.

I think OP should frame this HH and put it on his wall.
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03-07-2006 , 03:39 PM
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Mods, edit title to "Official Beat of BBV" and sticky the thread.
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03-07-2006 , 03:39 PM
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Sticky this until the day where (God forbid) something worse comes along.
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03-07-2006 , 03:40 PM
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There is pretty much no more point to BBV after this thread.
agreed.
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03-07-2006 , 03:42 PM
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At least you still have your priorities in order. Hopefully you have some savings and you can buy a little porn to get you through these rough times.
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03-07-2006 , 03:42 PM
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We should start up a collection for this guy...
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03-07-2006 , 03:42 PM
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Dear lord.

I would shoot myself and quit poker
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03-07-2006 , 03:42 PM
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First, I also vote for this to be a sticky. Second, I like how at least three people who have replied have referred to you as "bud" or "man" or similar, when clearly a "heroine" makes it perfectly clear that you are not a "man."
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03-07-2006 , 03:44 PM
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In the world of online poker, we all have penises.

I think you know what I mean.
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03-07-2006 , 03:45 PM
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[censored] sick. I'm pretty sure my fist would have gone through my monitor on that one.
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03-07-2006 , 03:45 PM
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sticky!
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I vote for this thread to be:

STICKY !!

All agree?

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03-07-2006 , 03:45 PM
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I vote for this thread to be:

STICKY !!

All agree?

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03-07-2006 , 03:46 PM
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I might not leave my room for like a week after that...I would just stare at the computer and not move in shock.
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03-07-2006 , 03:47 PM
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I also vote that Mod changes title to 'OFFICIAL BBV WORST BEAT OF ALL TIME' instead of the lame porn name
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