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Old 03-07-2006, 03:12 PM   #51
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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At first I would just stare in disbelief at my monitor, and then I'd go apeshit on my keyboard, then I'd start crying, lastly I'd get trashed and pass out.
isn't this what you would do if you won the 38k also? maybe minus the apeshit on keyboard depending on your demeanor.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:24 PM   #52
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

god i will stop posting my bad beats from now on. nothing will ever top this. god, never have someone been so close to 38k :P
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:24 PM   #53
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Imagine how many more replies this thread would have got if it wasn't so ******edly titled. I wasn't even going to open it until someone said something.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:26 PM   #54
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

BBV has 1 rule: One should read all threads.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:29 PM   #55
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Btw, just had a friend of mine on the phone and I told him: "This guy is playing on a Bad-Beat-Table bla bla bla".

In the end he says: "Was it you? You sound so down telling it."

See how much I feel for you?
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:29 PM   #56
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Noone raises this preflop?
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:31 PM   #57
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I do.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:33 PM   #58
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

count me among those who had to read it three times before I fully understood the horror.

JDErickson: "Standard" ... you're one sick mofo, dude.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:34 PM   #59
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

There is pretty much no more point to BBV after this thread.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:35 PM   #60
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

You know, if he would have screenshotted the showdown, that could have been the official BBV photo...
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:36 PM   #61
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Is there a way to get it from PP? Be like 'look, I lost 38k because your BBJBBV tables are [censored] rigged, the least you could do is send me a picture frame with the hand in it'.

I think OP should frame this HH and put it on his wall.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:39 PM   #62
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Mods, edit title to "Official Beat of BBV" and sticky the thread.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:39 PM   #63
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Sticky this until the day where (God forbid) something worse comes along.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:40 PM   #64
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There is pretty much no more point to BBV after this thread.
agreed.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:42 PM   #65
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

At least you still have your priorities in order. Hopefully you have some savings and you can buy a little porn to get you through these rough times.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:42 PM   #66
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

We should start up a collection for this guy...
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:42 PM   #67
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Dear lord.

I would shoot myself and quit poker
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:42 PM   #68
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

First, I also vote for this to be a sticky. Second, I like how at least three people who have replied have referred to you as "bud" or "man" or similar, when clearly a "heroine" makes it perfectly clear that you are not a "man."
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:44 PM   #69
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

In the world of online poker, we all have penises.

I think you know what I mean.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:45 PM   #70
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

[censored] sick. I'm pretty sure my fist would have gone through my monitor on that one.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:45 PM   #71
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

sticky!
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:45 PM   #72
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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I vote for this thread to be:

STICKY !!

All agree?

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Old 03-07-2006, 03:45 PM   #73
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I vote for this thread to be:

STICKY !!

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Old 03-07-2006, 03:46 PM   #74
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I might not leave my room for like a week after that...I would just stare at the computer and not move in shock.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:47 PM   #75
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I also vote that Mod changes title to 'OFFICIAL BBV WORST BEAT OF ALL TIME' instead of the lame porn name
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