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Heroine was beat on the turn. The river just added insult to injury.

Still, horrible bad beat. I'd be on mega-monkey tilt.

EDIT: Makes me wonder why the turn wasn't capped.

Look closer. Hint: BBJ table.

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03-07-2006 , 02:30 PM

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geormiet

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You don't understand.

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03-07-2006 , 02:31 PM

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billyjex

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god does not like you

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03-07-2006 , 02:31 PM

#30

Elevens

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Heroine was beat on the turn. The river just added insult to injury.

Still, horrible bad beat. I'd be on mega-monkey tilt.

EDIT: Makes me wonder why the turn wasn't capped.

Look closer. Hint: BBJ table.

Yeah, I caught that after I was rereading the post. I didn't delete fast enough.

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03-07-2006 , 02:35 PM

#31

Predator314

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Typical Party Poker. :P

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03-07-2006 , 02:35 PM

#32

Monty Cantsin

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You know what they say, "Unlucky at cards, lucky at BBV." We can shut this forum down now, you win.

/mc

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03-07-2006 , 02:36 PM

#33

sui generis

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those ****nuts did not want to give away that jackpot just yet..

sorry bud, 38k would have done nicely for your br =/

-eric

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03-07-2006 , 02:37 PM

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Digs

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someone explain the rules of BBJ to me, he made a str flush with both of his hole cards vs 4 of a kind 9's

and this doesnt hold up why?

I'm very stupid so these things take me awhile....

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03-07-2006 , 02:38 PM

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AKbear54

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I vote for this thread to be:

STICKY !!

All agree?

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03-07-2006 , 02:39 PM

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angst

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someone explain the rules of BBJ to me, he made a str flush with both of his hole cards vs 4 of a kind 9's

and this doesnt hold up why?

I'm very stupid so these things take me awhile....

As villain at the river is now using only one of his hole cards to make his hand - as opposed to on the turn -, no jackpot is paid. Both hole cards must be used to qualify for the jackpot.

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03-07-2006 , 02:40 PM

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AKbear54

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someone explain the rules of BBJ to me, he made a str flush with both of his hole cards vs 4 of a kind 9's

and this doesnt hold up why?

I'm very stupid so these things take me awhile....

Highest hand is Q high straight flush...the 7c does not play.

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03-07-2006 , 02:40 PM

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miajag

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I'm on tilt just reading this.

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03-07-2006 , 02:40 PM

#39

Digs

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o o o ic man i'm ******ed

if I was an ass and not me, the proper response to my post would probably be

http://www.learn-texas-holdem.com/ho...-is-played.htm

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03-07-2006 , 02:41 PM

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angst

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I vote for this thread to be:

STICKY !!

All agree?

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03-07-2006 , 02:42 PM

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_brady_

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At first I would just stare in disbelief at my monitor, and then I'd go apeshit on my keyboard, then I'd start crying, lastly I'd get trashed and pass out cause that's the only way I'd be able to temporarily get off tilt.

[censored], I want to go kill someone for you.

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03-07-2006 , 02:42 PM

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Patton4

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Poker God 1: Check this out, man... watch what I do here.

Poker God 2: Ouch... you demolished her flopped quads.... but wait a second, she's gonna get over 30k for this... at a 2/4 table!?!? WTF!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?

Poker God 1: (lunges for his mouse) OH NO!!! (clicks the "one-out BBJ ruiner" button) Whew... I almost F'ed that one up!

Poker God 2: (ROFL) You are sick, man!!!

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03-07-2006 , 02:47 PM

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toss

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I vote for this thread to be:

STICKY !!

All agree?

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03-07-2006 , 02:48 PM

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_brady_

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I vote for this thread to be:

STICKY !!

All agree?

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03-07-2006 , 02:52 PM

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TheWorstPlayer

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Approximately a 10,000BB one outer bad beat. Ouch.

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03-07-2006 , 02:53 PM

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Dids

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I loled.

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03-07-2006 , 02:55 PM

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keikiwai

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You win best BBV post.

Villain hits a two outer to beat you on the turn, and give you the jackpot. Then villain hits a 1 outer on the river to not get the jackpot.

The only good thing is that villain was probably just as pissed as you.

This is the only post I've seen that proves the PP is RIGGED!!!

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03-07-2006 , 02:59 PM

#48

colgin

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Worst bad beat posted in BBV and quite unlikely to be ever topped.

I hope that fact will give you some consolation. That is just some sick [censored]. Sorry.