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Old 10-08-2006, 01:33 AM   #351
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

def fake.
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Old 10-08-2006, 01:34 AM   #352
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Is it actually fake or are we just making assumptions? I haven't been following this
Yeah, peruse the thing, you'll find a part where somebody posts about him asking hypothetically what would happen in this exact instance about a week prior to this 'champ' post, if my memory serves me correctly.
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Old 11-07-2006, 11:51 AM   #353
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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...or crazy h-doozins, or Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, or crank and hookers, or whatever.

So I'm playing some 2/4 BBJ tables at 6 AM (they are significantly looser than the normal 2/4 tables at this time of the day), and.... well.... yeah.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) lolihunter.com (for all of your loli hunting needs)

Preflop: Heroine is BB with 9, 9.
2 folds, UTG+2 calls, 1 fold, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Button calls, SB completes, Heroine checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 9, T, 9 (6 players)
SB checks, Heroine bets, UTG+2 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) J (3 players)
SB checks, Heroine bets, Button raises, SB folds, Heroine 3-bets, Button calls.

River: (10.50 BB) Q (2 players)
Heroine bets, Button raises, Heroine 3-bets, Button caps, Heroine calls.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB

Results in white below:
Heroine has 9d 9h (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 7c 8c (straight flush, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins 18.50 BB.


....excuse me while I go on life tilt now.

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Old 11-07-2006, 03:13 PM   #354
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Why are you 3betting the river with four to straight flush out there?
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Old 10-21-2007, 07:51 AM   #355
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Old 10-21-2007, 09:54 AM   #356
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Old 10-21-2007, 10:11 AM   #357
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

that's sick send it to party tell them what happened
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Old 10-21-2007, 11:03 PM   #358
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

this thread

it makes my beats insignificant...like it should!

i think i'm depressed after reading this though.
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Old 10-21-2007, 11:09 PM   #359
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

lol this is sick

i thought first: huh where is the problem?

this will obv happen one time in life
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Old 10-21-2007, 11:35 PM   #360
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There is pretty much no more point to BBV after this thread.
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Old 10-21-2007, 11:52 PM   #361
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Yeah, this beat would send my blood pressure way up.
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Old 10-22-2007, 12:03 AM   #362
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

So did all of you adding your thoughts just not realize the thread was a year old, and then post before reading the responses, and not realize the hand was fake?
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Old 10-22-2007, 12:04 AM   #363
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I think I would have to quit poker if this happened to me
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Old 10-22-2007, 12:53 AM   #364
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Dear lord.

I would shoot myself and quit poker
But would you do it in that order?
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Old 10-22-2007, 02:15 AM   #365
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So did all of you adding your thoughts just not realize the thread was a year old, and then post before reading the responses, and not realize the hand was fake?
Basically.
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Old 10-22-2007, 05:33 PM   #366
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

HEY GUYS THIS HAND IS FAKE

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Old 06-13-2009, 11:37 AM   #367
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Re: "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

horrible beat imo.
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:46 AM   #368
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Re: "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

Sorry bro tough beat.
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Old 06-13-2009, 12:55 PM   #369
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Re: "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

thats sickening
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Old 06-13-2009, 01:02 PM   #370
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bad beat, but thats what you get for 3-betting the river
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Old 06-13-2009, 01:59 PM   #371
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Re: "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

im on tilt from realizing what happened.

lawl.
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Old 06-13-2009, 02:01 PM   #372
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Re: "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

Yay for bumping 3 year old threads?
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Old 06-13-2009, 02:12 PM   #373
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Re: "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

grunch. life tilt. would ****ing kill myself.

lolz just kidding obvvvvvvie baeby, not falling for that tarp
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Old 06-13-2009, 02:23 PM   #374
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Re: "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

edit: never mind, just realized he had it on the turn. not that bad.
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Old 06-13-2009, 02:55 PM   #375
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i would eat my own hand.
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