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Old 06-14-2006, 12:35 PM   #301
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

pittm is sad.

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Old 06-14-2006, 01:47 PM   #302
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

if this is real does it prove party poker is rigged? whats the chance of him hitting a two outer to beat the quads and then a One outer to lose the jackpot?
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:03 PM   #303
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Old 06-14-2006, 02:05 PM   #304
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if this is real does it prove party poker is rigged? whats the chance of him hitting a two outer to beat the quads and then a One outer to lose the jackpot?
conclusive proof.

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Old 06-14-2006, 02:14 PM   #305
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i know if i was the hero in this hand i would be calling rigged, and make it my life mission to bring down the party poker empire by whatever means neccessary
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Old 06-14-2006, 11:55 PM   #306
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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I honestly wish I never clicked on this post.
why?
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Old 06-20-2006, 04:16 PM   #307
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

This stupid thread is 3 months old and I never opened it b/c of the title. Not until today when i got linked here through another thread.

This is sick, and this has a terrible title.

Title should be something more final. Like "Bad Beat of the Year/Decade" or whatever.
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Old 06-20-2006, 04:18 PM   #308
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This stupid thread is 3 months old and I never opened it b/c of the title. Not until today when i got linked here through another thread.

This is sick, and this has a terrible title.

Title should be something more final. Like "Bad Beat of the Year/Decade" or whatever.
How can you not click on a thread with porn in the title?
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Old 06-20-2006, 06:58 PM   #309
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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This is still a bad beat, but you guys are all missing the cards, the villain had the straight flush on the turn! The Qc on the river is just an extra dagger. PF the villain had two outs for the open ended straight flush and 7 more outs for outs for a flush draw.
Ooo... True... He already had it on the turn... yaa
ive never really TRULY lol'ed from a post until i read this...it helped me forget about the OP....
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Old 06-20-2006, 07:06 PM   #310
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This stupid thread is 3 months old and I never opened it b/c of the title. Not until today when i got linked here through another thread.

This is sick, and this has a terrible title.

Title should be something more final. Like "Bad Beat of the Year/Decade" or whatever.
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post4982841

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Old 06-21-2006, 04:20 AM   #311
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All this time with no hand history number and no independent corroboration; I am disappointed and move that this "beat" be stricken from the Hall of Fame.

Of course, I spend very little time in BBV, so maybe I missed the thread where all the evidence is presented.

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Old 06-21-2006, 05:57 AM   #312
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

this bad beat is clearly the nuts.
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:09 PM   #313
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

See my post, "What Are the Odds". After seeing your post I'm hesitant (to say the least) of playing on that site again.
So, whatever the odds in a true mathematical sense, I suspect one would have a better chance of being eaten by a shark in Kansas than both of us taking this kind of beat on the same site!
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Old 07-06-2006, 09:45 PM   #314
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

what were you thinking capping the river? the 4 to a straight flush wasn't enough to convince you that you were probably beat?

also raise pre-flop.
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Old 07-07-2006, 01:39 AM   #315
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Perplexingly, PP's rules for the BBJ tables actually made this bad beat far worse than it would have been w/o the lost jackpot. And it was plenty bad already. For this, they should have awarded Heroine double the jackpot. Unbelievable.
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Old 07-07-2006, 02:51 AM   #316
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Perplexingly, PP's rules for the BBJ tables actually made this bad beat far worse than it would have been w/o the lost jackpot. And it was plenty bad already. For this, they should have awarded Heroine double the jackpot. Unbelievable.
But then it wouldn't have been a bad beat. How's that for a mind blower?
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Old 07-09-2006, 07:02 PM   #317
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what were you thinking capping the river? the 4 to a straight flush wasn't enough to convince you that you were probably beat?

also raise pre-flop.
bbv dude
didn't cap dude
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Old 07-14-2006, 04:52 AM   #318
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

The only beat worse than this would be in a no limit game, where the losing player folded on the river in the face of a big bet (say, im this very hand, if villain had AcKc, moved all in for huge bet, quads forgets he's at BBJ or something.)
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Old 07-17-2006, 06:05 AM   #319
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Perplexingly, PP's rules for the BBJ tables actually made this bad beat far worse than it would have been w/o the lost jackpot. And it was plenty bad already. For this, they should have awarded Heroine double the jackpot. Unbelievable.
But then it wouldn't have been a bad beat. How's that for a mind blower?
Like wow.... dude... I got the munchies.... that's like so trippy... ok, I'm gonna go stare at winamp visualizations for a few hours now...
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:23 AM   #320
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

n00b question since I don't play on party or in any B&amp;M rooms with bad beat jackpots but did he not get it because the villian only used one of his hole cards?
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:07 PM   #321
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Nobody beats this BB.
F**king insane!!!!

STICKY!!!
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:07 PM   #322
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Think of this as a sacrifice... Now whenever anyone who reads this post gets drawn out by a 2 outer in a gigantic pot can realize that no matter how hard they get raped, they will never touch what is the greatest bad beat of all time. Now imagine this person had muderous tendencies, and was contemplated murdering someone in rage of the BB. Then they thought of this post and calmed down... You could have saved a life or something. That's worth a BBJ right??....??

... I tried ....
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:56 PM   #323
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Um...lol?
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Old 08-04-2006, 06:43 PM   #324
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

What if this happened to Tuff_fish....
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Old 08-04-2006, 07:12 PM   #325
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What if this happened to Tuff_fish....
He would probably not even notice.
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