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Old 03-19-2006, 07:26 AM   #276
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I am not saying that OP is making this up or anything like that. But does someone have the hand# for this brutal hand?
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Old 03-19-2006, 09:50 AM   #277
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Old 03-21-2006, 12:00 AM   #278
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Oh my God... this could make even Chuck Norris weep like a little girl...
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:50 AM   #279
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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I am not saying that OP is making this up or anything like that. But does someone have the hand# for this brutal hand?
I would also like to see some evidence. Especially after I read this post from the victim just a few days before this happened hmmm
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Old 03-21-2006, 06:01 AM   #280
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I'll put good money down that this beat cannot be corroborated.

BBV has been pwned!
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Old 03-21-2006, 01:00 PM   #281
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

This is still a bad beat, but you guys are all missing the cards, the villain had the straight flush on the turn! The Qc on the river is just an extra dagger. PF the villain had two outs for the open ended straight flush and 7 more outs for outs for a flush draw.
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Old 03-21-2006, 01:07 PM   #282
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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This is still a bad beat, but you guys are all missing the cards, the villain had the straight flush on the turn! The Qc on the river is just an extra dagger. PF the villain had two outs for the open ended straight flush and 7 more outs for outs for a flush draw.
Seriously, is this a joke?
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Old 03-21-2006, 01:10 PM   #283
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

You might have time to edit and delete this post. Ask yourself what is more likely:

1) Hundreds of posters, most solid players, several of them professionals, forgot or never knew how to read a board; or

2) You missed out on the entire point of this thread.
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Old 03-21-2006, 01:39 PM   #284
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This is still a bad beat, but you guys are all missing the cards, the villain had the straight flush on the turn! The Qc on the river is just an extra dagger. PF the villain had two outs for the open ended straight flush and 7 more outs for outs for a flush draw.
Ooo... True... He already had it on the turn... yaa
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Old 03-21-2006, 01:59 PM   #285
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

IT WAS A BBJ TABLE>

THE

Q killed the jackpot.
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Old 03-21-2006, 06:15 PM   #286
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Tx dude,

he had it on the turn.
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Old 03-21-2006, 07:42 PM   #287
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Just to reiterate, this hand never happened. I think this fact needs to be acknowledged.
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Old 03-22-2006, 12:56 AM   #288
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

You heartless bastard. Sometimes, you have to believe in something bigger than yourself. You have to prove that you're human, that you can believe. You should believe, you will improve your life. Then think about how much porn you could have bought.
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:09 AM   #289
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

So is it official that BBV got taken for a ride?

Considering the OP's sudden absence from their all-star thread, and the lack of a #, signs point to yes.
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Old 03-24-2006, 08:34 AM   #290
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

If this happened to me, I'd stop playing pokr for a very very long time because I'd be sick to my stomach.

Its extremly rare, but that deosnt mean it can't happen.
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Old 03-28-2006, 01:32 PM   #291
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

the sick thing is "the long run" for this type of beat is something like 3 trillion hands.
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Old 03-29-2006, 07:36 PM   #292
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11/10. Superb work.
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Old 03-29-2006, 09:56 PM   #293
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I call so much bs.
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Old 04-19-2006, 01:40 AM   #294
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

He's alive: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post5472680

Time for the raw Handhistory.
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Old 04-19-2006, 05:41 PM   #295
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He's alive: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post5472680

Time for the raw Handhistory.
We need the confirmation still.
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Old 04-25-2006, 10:01 PM   #296
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Old 05-01-2006, 10:30 PM   #297
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Old 05-02-2006, 09:05 PM   #298
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

This is pretty much how i feel after reading that!

http://www.break.com/movies/twinnuts27.html
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Old 05-05-2006, 02:53 AM   #299
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

All this time with no hand history number and no independent corroboration; I am disappointed and move that this "beat" be stricken from the Hall of Fame.

Of course, I spend very little time in BBV, so maybe I missed the thread where all the evidence is presented.

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Old 05-18-2006, 01:14 AM   #300
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You made like $37,000 Sklansky bucks, what are you complaining about?
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