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03-08-2006 , 02:15 PM
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My series of reactions upon reading this post:

1. Eh, quads losing to a straight flush, big effin' deal.

2. Oh, it was at a BBJ table! Sweet!

3. Wait a second....

4. O

5. M

6. F

7. G

8. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-08-2006 , 02:20 PM
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I have no words which suffice.

I was actually going to post a two-outer beat from last night until I read this. No way I'm going to bother now. Wow....
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03-08-2006 , 02:21 PM
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for now on, this board shall be known as BV, for no other B can compare to your massive B
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03-08-2006 , 02:48 PM
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I think at best we can hope for bBV, there's never going to be a beat with a capital B again.
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03-08-2006 , 02:52 PM
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Has it been confirmed yet? Can we please lock this thread and delete the sticky? I want to be able to whine about 2 outers again.
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03-08-2006 , 02:53 PM
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How long did it take to register what happened? Did you play the next hand? I'd definitely be catatonic for about 60 seconds, gradually fading in to noisy disbelief.
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03-08-2006 , 02:54 PM
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Wow! what a terrible beat. OMG!!

What's funny also is nobody notices how he was beat on the turn & not the river. LOL! But it doesn't matter. Still horrible!
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03-08-2006 , 02:57 PM
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Wow! what a terrible beat. OMG!!

What's funny also is nobody notices how he was beat on the turn & not the river. LOL! But it doesn't matter. Still horrible!
Ohhhh! I just got it! The REAL bad beat was missing the jackpot since both players need to use both hole cards.
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03-08-2006 , 02:57 PM
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Everyone was beat on the river...
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03-08-2006 , 03:19 PM
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Wow! what a terrible beat. OMG!!

What's funny also is nobody notices how he was beat on the turn & not the river. LOL! But it doesn't matter. Still horrible!
Ohhhh! I just got it! The REAL bad beat was missing the jackpot since both players need to use both hole cards.
It took you this long to figure this out?

JENIUS!
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03-08-2006 , 04:01 PM
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03-08-2006 , 04:05 PM
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This beat may take a while, probably around a lifetime, to get over. Hope he's ok.

OP Returns to the Forum: over/under Sunday March 12th?
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03-08-2006 , 04:15 PM
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I first saw this thread 2 days ago. I was unsure of what to add to it, but I wanted something apropos. No one really was able to come close to describing the actual horror of the OP's mood.

The person who said this beat was worse than the crucifixation and the sins of all humanity combined came the closest, but that was obviously overdramatic and a bit over the top.


But I finally have a good way to sum it up. A passage from George Orwell's 1984. The scene where O'Brien is interrogating Winston in the Ministry of Love.

To the OP:


Never again will you be capable of ordinary human feeling. Everything will be dead inside you. Never again will you be capable of love, or friendship, or joy of living, or of laughter, or curiosity, or courage, or integrity, You will be hollow.
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03-08-2006 , 04:31 PM
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NUFF SAID>>>>>>>>LOCK IT UP!
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03-08-2006 , 04:54 PM
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The op is alive and well, FWIW.
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03-08-2006 , 05:10 PM
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The op is alive and well, FWIW.
well apparently 38k is FWIW
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03-08-2006 , 05:11 PM
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I first saw this thread 2 days ago. I was unsure of what to add to it, but I wanted something apropos. No one really was able to come close to describing the actual horror of the OP's mood.

The person who said this beat was worse than the crucifixation and the sins of all humanity combined came the closest, but that was obviously overdramatic and a bit over the top.


But I finally have a good way to sum it up. A passage from George Orwell's 1984. The scene where O'Brien is interrogating Winston in the Ministry of Love.

To the OP:


Never again will you be capable of ordinary human feeling. Everything will be dead inside you. Never again will you be capable of love, or friendship, or joy of living, or of laughter, or curiosity, or courage, or integrity, You will be hollow.
lol. Worth the wait.
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03-08-2006 , 05:47 PM
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Can anyone confirm that OP is OK? She hasn't posted in like 28hours, and only posted a couple of times. Seriously, does anyone know her IRL?
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03-08-2006 , 05:53 PM
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Never again will you be capable of ordinary human feeling. Everything will be dead inside you. Never again will you be capable of love, or friendship, or joy of living, or of laughter, or curiosity, or courage, or integrity, You will be hollow.


OP Returns to the Forum: over/under Sunday March 12th?
At the risk of repeating others....

I'm catatonic just reading this. As more time passes my shock and sadness only grows. This is the most unbelieveable thing I've ever seen.

I'll take the over for $50. OP will be hooked up to a tequila IV and watching March Madness til Monday... while going through a Tony Montana-sized pile of coke. Wow does this [censored] suck.

P.S. Orwell quote guy: outstanding work.
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03-08-2006 , 06:27 PM
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At first I thought people were sarcastically congratulating the OP on his BBJ win...then I read again and saw the river.


BBV is dead.
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03-08-2006 , 06:33 PM
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As if it hasn't been stated enough...that is just plain sick.
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03-08-2006 , 10:55 PM
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This is so [censored] sick.
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03-09-2006 , 09:39 AM
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Man thats a bad beat
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03-09-2006 , 11:54 AM
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I do not want such things to be.
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03-09-2006 , 01:48 PM
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It's the chain of events that occurs in your head when reading the original post that makes this so disheartening.

Just reading this thread gave me the same emotional feeling as crawling out of a 200BB slide in one hour, only to be stuck 200BB's 2 hours later.
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