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"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that." "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

03-07-2006 , 01:32 PM
...or crazy h-doozins, or Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, or crank and hookers, or whatever.

So I'm playing some 2/4 BBJ tables at 6 AM (they are significantly looser than the normal 2/4 tables at this time of the day), and.... well.... yeah.

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Preflop: Heroine is BB with 9, 9.
2 folds, UTG+2 calls, 1 fold, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Button calls, SB completes, Heroine checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 9, T, 9 (6 players)
SB checks, Heroine bets, UTG+2 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) J (3 players)
SB checks, Heroine bets, Button raises, SB folds, Heroine 3-bets, Button calls.

River: (10.50 BB) Q (2 players)
Heroine bets, Button raises, Heroine 3-bets, Button caps, Heroine calls.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB

Results in white below:
Heroine has 9d 9h (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 7c 8c (straight flush, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins 18.50 BB.


....excuse me while I go on life tilt now.

-K
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03-07-2006 , 01:36 PM
How big was the jackpot when this happened?
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03-07-2006 , 01:36 PM
OH MY GOD, WHAT A RIVER. [censored] RIGGED [censored]
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03-07-2006 , 01:36 PM
so if the q of clubs doesn't hit on the riv, that's a jackpot right?
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03-07-2006 , 01:38 PM
Quote:
How big was the jackpot when this happened?
Just under $110,000; so I would have been due roughly $38,500. Hardly life-changing, but for someone who normally does not gamble with nearly that much money, it still sucks ass.

-K
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03-07-2006 , 01:43 PM
This is sick.
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03-07-2006 , 01:43 PM
OMG. Worse river ever. You officially win the Baddest Beat Ever Award. Wow.

I'm on tilt just reading this.

P.S. BBJ is rigged.
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03-07-2006 , 01:44 PM
that is seriously [censored] brutal. my sympathies. $38k for a 2/4 player is a shitton of money. ouch.
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03-07-2006 , 01:44 PM
[censored] disgusting 1 outer
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03-07-2006 , 01:44 PM
so this is like a 1 outer for 38k.

wow
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03-07-2006 , 01:51 PM
holy shyt. Sorry dude..that is awful
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03-07-2006 , 01:52 PM
Worst 2/4 beat ever.
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03-07-2006 , 01:58 PM
I just vomited.
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03-07-2006 , 01:58 PM
Wowie, this is awful.
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03-07-2006 , 02:00 PM
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holy shyt. Sorry dude..that is awful
You read bad.
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03-07-2006 , 02:05 PM
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03-07-2006 , 02:11 PM
my condolenses for you and your family
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03-07-2006 , 02:15 PM
Quote:

Results:
Heroine has 9d 9h (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 7c 8c (straight flush, queen high).

I would so check that flop.

Why chase the guy with 22 off who will go on to make his runner runner quads?
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03-07-2006 , 02:16 PM
This is the worst beat I have ever seen and probably ever will see.
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03-07-2006 , 02:20 PM
OMFG

The first time I read it, I thought, damn that sucks to flop quads and lose. While I was trying to decide if I would have gone 4 bets on the river, it dawned on me, BBJ. I would have been out not only the 38K but possibly a monitor and certainly some drywall. Good God.
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03-07-2006 , 02:22 PM
Now THIS is a BBV post. Damn.

Just...wow. Life-tilt indeed.
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03-07-2006 , 02:23 PM
Why haven't you killed yourself yet? I'm close to doin myself in just from reading that. Disgusting.
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03-07-2006 , 02:24 PM
no WAY
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03-07-2006 , 02:25 PM
Wow. That is ridiculous. This is truly a BBV post.
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03-07-2006 , 02:27 PM
I vote for this thread to be:

STICKY !!

All agree?
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