...or crazy h-doozins, or Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, or crank and hookers, or whatever.
So I'm playing some 2/4 BBJ tables at 6 AM (they are significantly looser than the normal 2/4 tables at this time of the day), and.... well.... yeah.
Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed)
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Preflop: Heroine is BB with 9
, 9
.
2 folds, UTG+2 calls,
1 fold, MP2 calls, MP3 calls,
1 fold, Button calls, SB completes, Heroine checks.
Flop: (6 SB) 9
, T
, 9
(6 players)
SB checks,
Heroine bets, UTG+2 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, Button calls, SB calls.
Turn: (4.50 BB) J
(3 players)
SB checks,
Heroine bets,
Button raises, SB folds,
Heroine 3-bets, Button calls.
River: (10.50 BB) Q
(2 players)
Heroine bets,
Button raises,
Heroine 3-bets,
Button caps, Heroine calls.
Final Pot: 18.50 BB
Results in white below:
Heroine has 9d 9h (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 7c 8c (straight flush, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins 18.50 BB.
....excuse me while I go on life tilt now.
-K