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Old 01-12-2014, 03:19 PM   #176
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

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100K is a lot of money, I'd probably double team TJ Cloutier and Dan Harrington for it if I had to.

For 1 million and a shovel we can get Stu Ungar involved.
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Old 01-12-2014, 04:06 PM   #177
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Can I collect the 100k if I've already slept with one? Not saying who, but let's just say his name rhymes with "obbotoy".
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Old 01-12-2014, 04:07 PM   #178
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Whichever one has the tightest butthole
oh, then not Negraneau...
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Old 01-12-2014, 04:09 PM   #179
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Old 01-12-2014, 04:39 PM   #180
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

100K you can pick for me, anyone not rich would be a mug to not.
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Old 01-12-2014, 04:53 PM   #181
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Viktor Blom. 10k. I'm the chick. Has to cuddle me afterwards.
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Old 01-12-2014, 04:56 PM   #182
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

what about i sleep with your mom instead and you dont owe me any money
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Old 01-12-2014, 06:52 PM   #183
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Old 01-12-2014, 09:39 PM   #184
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

>implying I don't want to be the entire poker community's little sissy slut
>implying I wouldn't pay $100k to have a threesome with PA and Ivey


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Old 01-12-2014, 09:58 PM   #185
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Timex if he's on bottom
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Old 01-13-2014, 02:23 PM   #186
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Definitely Timex, he basically is a skinnier Selbst if you really look at them...gosh, I could have both of them at the same time and they both could just hold their stares at the poker table while I RAGE!!! Hahahahaha!!! (evil laugh)...

I'd do all of this for no money...I'd probably pay...
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Old 01-13-2014, 02:46 PM   #187
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

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100K is a lot of money, I'd probably double team TJ Cloutier and Dan Harrington for it if I had to.

For 1 million and a shovel we can get Stu Ungar involved.
LMAO

100k isn't worth that to me, even if I had 100$ to my name
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Old 01-13-2014, 03:19 PM   #188
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I'd do all of this for no money...I'd probably pay...
On second thought I agree. I'd pay about 3.50
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Old 01-14-2014, 12:58 AM   #189
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Old 01-14-2014, 01:23 AM   #190
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Greg Raymer obv because he'd pay you extra on top of the $100k.

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Old 01-14-2014, 02:31 AM   #191
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Mike Matusow, HAM for a Sunday Storm stake.
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Old 01-18-2014, 09:42 AM   #192
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:29 AM   #193
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Old 01-18-2014, 11:35 AM   #194
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

100k? I dont give a **** who for 100k i would suck the intestines out of his anus
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:45 PM   #195
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Old 01-19-2014, 05:13 PM   #196
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

you guys aren't thinking it properly... if someone offer me 100k to have sex with some poker pro, I would instant accept it... My thought process would be to go with someone with smallest dick, so, I would choose DNegs because of his vegan dick...
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Old 01-19-2014, 05:14 PM   #197
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

lol at OP with choosing an obv. turbo sex machine to destroy his ass...
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:04 PM   #198
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Phil Hellmuth coz he is so tight
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:38 PM   #199
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Jason Koon obviously, and i might even enjoy it

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Old 01-19-2014, 08:56 PM   #200
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Jason Koon obviously, and i might even enjoy it

Shadows on legs or he's missed alot of leg days
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