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Old 10-23-2012, 01:54 PM   #151
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

i'd pick the most macho mother****er so that he feels like a ***** for the rest of his life
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Old 10-23-2012, 02:09 PM   #152
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Reading through the rest of this thread is pretty hilarious..lots of good trollin and weird responses
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Old 10-23-2012, 03:08 PM   #153
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

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scotty nguyen ainec
take a nice dump beforehand and you might not even feel it
damn you beat me to it.

immediately after busting he screams 'ITS ALL OVA BABY'
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Old 10-23-2012, 03:25 PM   #154
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

barbara enright...maybe

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Old 10-23-2012, 03:34 PM   #155
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

how does anyone with half a brain thinks this offer would entail them being pitcher instead of catcher.... ?!

I pick scotty baby.
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:45 AM   #156
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

I would pick Doyle Brunson because he'd probably fall asleep once the lights go out and not remember a thing so I could just spread some mayonnaise on him and collect the $ in the morning w/oactually having to sleep with hm...
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Old 10-24-2012, 09:27 AM   #157
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

I would probably do Phil Laak as well just to hear him mumble "I cant take it" throughout the act
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Old 06-16-2013, 01:11 AM   #158
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

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Humberto Brenes
Ze chark izz hongreee.

Btw, I'm pretty sure Norman Chad would pay to do PA or Mark Andre Ladouceur.
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Old 06-16-2013, 02:05 AM   #159
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Probably Jimmy Fricke! He's still more bangable than Vanessa
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Old 06-16-2013, 06:51 AM   #160
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

1. Threads ******ed.
2. Everyone. 100K is a lot of cash mate. Close your eyes and **** that ass.
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Old 06-16-2013, 08:16 AM   #161
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

id rather slave away for a year in the oil fields for 100k than be a flamer

ITT OP IS thataway
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Old 06-16-2013, 08:43 AM   #162
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

If terms are not well defined, I would just masturbate and profit.
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Old 06-16-2013, 09:04 AM   #163
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

It is more blessed to give than to receive. [Acts 20:35]
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Old 06-16-2013, 09:04 AM   #164
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Andrew Feldman most def, he'd just break down and start crying and you'd never have to sleep with him.

Or you could just make him the *****, he's good at that.
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Old 06-16-2013, 09:08 AM   #165
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Old 06-16-2013, 09:34 AM   #166
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Old 06-16-2013, 03:12 PM   #167
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

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It is more blessed to give than to receive. [Acts 20:35]
lmao

none for me, 100k is barely a spit ive had more than double and its not a lot of money lol.
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Old 06-17-2013, 08:16 AM   #168
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op is gay
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Old 06-17-2013, 08:21 AM   #169
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how does this thread still exist?
U just jelly no one chose you.
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Old 06-17-2013, 08:25 AM   #170
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I would love to have phil ivey under my bedsheets .

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Old 06-17-2013, 09:17 AM   #171
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Whichever one has the tightest butthole
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:24 AM   #172
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Quack Quack *****!
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:28 AM   #173
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

ITT are we assuming that we are also males?
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:52 AM   #174
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Old 06-24-2013, 01:18 AM   #175
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Lots of freaks and weird dudes in this tread...
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