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Old 10-21-2012, 04:00 PM   #126
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Er....I'd sleep with literally anyone.

The most ugliest for 100k..

Hell, I'd even kill for $100k quite happily.
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Old 10-21-2012, 05:09 PM   #127
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Obv choice.

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Old 10-21-2012, 06:31 PM   #128
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Old 10-21-2012, 09:51 PM   #129
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

I wouldn't do a male poker player for any amount of cash...but I think the obvious choice here is Tony G.

I mean comon...who doesn't want to hear:

"I'm going to rip you apart! I'm going to take everyfing! I've got the haaart and commitment!"
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Old 10-21-2012, 11:54 PM   #130
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Old 10-22-2012, 01:13 AM   #131
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Sure if you never want to use your anus again.
Holy ****. I'm literally in tears at work.
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Old 10-22-2012, 01:55 AM   #132
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If by sleep OP means naptime with maybe some cuddle, then doesn't matter I suppose.
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Old 10-22-2012, 06:37 AM   #133
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I would probably do it for as little as 20$ god damn he is hot!
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Old 10-22-2012, 06:50 AM   #134
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Old 10-22-2012, 08:07 AM   #135
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Old 10-22-2012, 09:19 AM   #136
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Going for the most handsome male is not only gay, but also shallow. You'd want a guy you could tell a story about afterwards. Time heals all wounds. I'd go for Jamie Gold. He's, after all, top top.
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Old 10-22-2012, 02:40 PM   #137
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Phil Hellmuth coz he is so tight
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Old 10-22-2012, 02:41 PM   #138
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gross thread ..
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Old 10-22-2012, 02:52 PM   #139
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I would probably do it for as little as 20$ god damn he is hot!
Really hope this is a joke.
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Old 10-22-2012, 03:07 PM   #140
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Really hope this is a joke.
LOL obv gimmick is obv. Either he posted a pic of himself or his mother did.
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Old 10-22-2012, 06:51 PM   #141
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Go ghey for $100k .... ok where do i sign ?
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Old 10-22-2012, 07:14 PM   #142
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This thread doesn't really apply for you. In your case, you would need to select a female pro to sleep with. And no, you can't choose ashleythegrinder.
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Old 10-22-2012, 07:14 PM   #143
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Old 10-22-2012, 08:50 PM   #144
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this.

Also so many ppl respond to this crap of a thread its seriously concerning, go stick a cucumber in your ahole you dumb m****ers
I seriously doubt you will grasp this concept/fact , but you do realize you responded to this thread too, right? Or are you actually that slow, nah, that would be problem.
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Old 10-22-2012, 08:50 PM   #145
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literally anyone not gonna lie
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Old 10-22-2012, 08:57 PM   #146
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I would probably do it for as little as 20$ god damn he is hot!

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Really hope this is a joke.
i actually think he's pretty good looking
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Old 10-22-2012, 09:01 PM   #147
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i actually think he's pretty good looking
Id bang him for 15 bucks. O hang on this isnt the state your dare for $$$ thread.
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Old 10-22-2012, 09:06 PM   #148
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i think i'd rather sleep with jimmy juanda than vanessa selbst.

she tilts me so hard, do not like.
Vanessa has a pussy, JJ has a dick. Both have ass-holes, you may be BI Sir/Maam...
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:18 PM   #149
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:51 PM   #150
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

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take a nice dump beforehand and you might not even feel it
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