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Originally Posted by Kingdom Hearts
100K not enough. For more I'd go with Doyle Brunson or any very old guy who probably cannot go hard and doesn't have teeth. And I close my eyes. And then call 10 hookers and get some blow and forget what happened.
Too bad that:
10 Hookers + Blow + Black Out = $100K
Not only do you end up with the after taste of 86yr old penis in your mouth for days (there isn't enough Listerine in the world to get rid of it) but you also end up spending $100K, so in effect, you did it for nothing.
And unfortunately, you don't even remember the good times with the hookers, the only image stuck in your mind is that of a white-grey-pink-purple veiny giant mushroom slug that slowly approaches your opening mouth...