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Old 04-11-2012, 07:33 AM   #76
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

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Phil Laak or Tony G, for the epic pillow talk
During: "YEA BABY YOU FEEL MY POWER?! I GOT THE BIG DICK BABY" After: "COME ON GET OUT, IT'S TIME TO GO! UP AND AWAY! ON YOUR BIKE, ON YOUR BIKE"
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Old 04-11-2012, 09:01 AM   #77
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Vanessa Selbst yo
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Old 04-11-2012, 09:10 AM   #78
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During: "YEA BABY YOU FEEL MY POWER?! I GOT THE BIG DICK BABY" After: "COME ON GET OUT, IT'S TIME TO GO! UP AND AWAY! ON YOUR BIKE, ON YOUR BIKE"
Did you jerk off while typing this? You put a little much thought into it imo
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Old 04-11-2012, 10:46 AM   #79
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Did you jerk off while typing this? You put a little much thought into it imo
I'm going to be honest; I stole the material off a youtube video so I actually put f all thought into it. Are you disappointed?
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Old 04-11-2012, 04:59 PM   #80
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

100K not enough. For more I'd go with Doyle Brunson or any very old guy who probably cannot go hard and doesn't have teeth. And I close my eyes. And then call 10 hookers and get some blow and forget what happened.
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Old 04-11-2012, 05:43 PM   #81
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...cannot go hard and doesn't have teeth.
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Old 04-11-2012, 06:00 PM   #82
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

disguised way to tell that you're gay and jerk off on patrik antonius @ op
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Old 04-11-2012, 08:33 PM   #83
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100K not enough. For more I'd go with Doyle Brunson or any very old guy who probably cannot go hard and doesn't have teeth. And I close my eyes. And then call 10 hookers and get some blow and forget what happened.
Too bad that:

10 Hookers + Blow + Black Out = $100K

Not only do you end up with the after taste of 86yr old penis in your mouth for days (there isn't enough Listerine in the world to get rid of it) but you also end up spending $100K, so in effect, you did it for nothing.

And unfortunately, you don't even remember the good times with the hookers, the only image stuck in your mind is that of a white-grey-pink-purple veiny giant mushroom slug that slowly approaches your opening mouth...
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Old 04-11-2012, 10:06 PM   #84
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Can they use Viagra?
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Old 04-11-2012, 10:32 PM   #85
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^ I was drinking and suddenly I spit everything on my moniter. wtf
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Old 04-11-2012, 11:05 PM   #86
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durrrr

He seems like he would be a gentle, sensual lover.


no h0mo

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Old 04-12-2012, 12:38 AM   #87
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Money is way short. For me to consider getting ****ed in the a$$. I'm needing 7 figures and a non disclosure agreement. I don't even know if I am capable of blowing a dude for 100k. I would have to be super desperate.

However I would jerkOff a guy for 100k. I would chose Howard L. I would make sure to be very rough. And then I would take the money and run before he finished leaving him with crazy blue ballz.
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Old 04-12-2012, 12:47 AM   #88
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howard "man titties" lederer
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Old 04-12-2012, 12:50 AM   #89
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Doyle.

He'd pass out in excitement after unbuckling his belt and i'd walk out with 6 figures.
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Old 04-12-2012, 12:58 AM   #90
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LOL. Just had a visual of tittie ****ing Howard. Now I'm off to jump from the Hoover Dam bypass bridge. Goodbye cruel world.
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Old 04-12-2012, 02:38 AM   #91
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^ I was drinking and suddenly I spit everything on my moniter. wtf
no you didnt
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:02 AM   #92
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durrrr

He seems like he would be a gentle, sensual lover.


no h0mo
It doesn't matter how long he ponders his move, eventually its all going in the middle
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:08 AM   #93
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for $100k you're the bravest man in this thread...
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:17 AM   #94
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:24 AM   #95
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

This sure reminds me of Workaholics.
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:50 AM   #96
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Annie Duke, because she looks the most like a chick.
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:50 AM   #97
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Annie Duke, because she looks the most like a chick.
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Old 04-12-2012, 11:32 AM   #98
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Old 04-12-2012, 11:35 AM   #99
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During: "YEA BABY YOU FEEL MY POWER?! I GOT THE BIG DICK BABY" After: "COME ON GET OUT, IT'S TIME TO GO! UP AND AWAY! ON YOUR BIKE, ON YOUR BIKE"
that's actually quite disturbing imo
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Old 04-12-2012, 12:48 PM   #100
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Can they use Viagra?
You'll only do it if they're hard for at least an hour amirite ?
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