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Old 04-10-2012, 05:36 PM   #51
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

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anyone in the world besides this guy


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that's the one person I would since he'd actually enjoy it (and is definitely a decent attractive guy).

also, terrible thread. patrick antonius. lulz. you'd have to pay him.
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Old 04-10-2012, 05:43 PM   #52
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

what would your life roll have to be for this to be questionable.

I am thinking around 1.1 millon dollars.

As far as who i would choose? Durrrr obv, and get pillow talk coaching for free

Not my work (props to creator) but would help me get thru it



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Old 04-10-2012, 06:23 PM   #53
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

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christ

what a ******ed thread
this.

Also so many ppl respond to this crap of a thread its seriously concerning, go stick a cucumber in your ahole you dumb m****ers
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Old 04-10-2012, 07:11 PM   #54
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Based on the title & without reading the thread PA was the obvious choice, but on reflection i'm going with Greg Raymer - He has bigger t*ts than most women & bends over nicely:

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Old 04-10-2012, 07:25 PM   #55
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?



while he sleeps in his cell.
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Old 04-10-2012, 07:45 PM   #56
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

someone un hom0 this thread
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Old 04-10-2012, 07:46 PM   #57
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insta decline, op is a freak and very weird dude
Lederer quote itt....

but really, ban. who the **** comes up with this???
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Old 04-10-2012, 07:47 PM   #58
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Lederer is gonna be getting plenty of sweaty man-ass in that cold cell of his.. freeroll too!
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Old 04-10-2012, 08:10 PM   #59
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Definitely not patrik. He's 100% packing serious heat. The rest of his life is so perfect it's guaranteed he's got girth at least.

I'm going with Feldman, he's definitely not gonna leave any lasting damage
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Old 04-10-2012, 08:27 PM   #60
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Allen Cunningham looks gentle.
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Old 04-10-2012, 08:34 PM   #61
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DUCY?
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Old 04-10-2012, 08:41 PM   #62
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Old 04-10-2012, 08:55 PM   #63
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

I wonder if the amount was changed to $350 How many nvgtards would be willing to shmoke some schlong.
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:03 PM   #64
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Gee. I wonder who Aura would pick?
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:57 PM   #65
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David Williams

$100k to suck my toes. Easy game
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:59 PM   #66
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viktor blom for free.
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i'd pay to tap that ass

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Old 04-10-2012, 10:17 PM   #67
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

OP is so gay for picking the one poker player that can probably last for days.

I go with Phil Hellmuth, worst 30 seconds of my life but worth the 100k
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Old 04-10-2012, 11:09 PM   #68
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100K is a lot of money, I'd probably double team TJ Cloutier and Dan Harrington for it if I had to.

For 1 million and a shovel we can get Stu Ungar involved.
So so good, wp.
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Old 04-11-2012, 01:25 AM   #69
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Tom Dwan. I'm really surprised he hasn't gotten any love ITT.
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Old 04-11-2012, 02:40 AM   #70
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

too soon?

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Old 04-11-2012, 05:30 AM   #71
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no DN? or is that a given?
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Old 04-11-2012, 06:04 AM   #72
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AINEC

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Old 04-11-2012, 06:12 AM   #73
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

^ I was drinking and suddenly I spit everything on my moniter. wtf
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Old 04-11-2012, 06:29 AM   #74
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

100K is a lot of money. I would probably go with Gus or Patrick, given certains conditions of course.
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Old 04-11-2012, 07:21 AM   #75
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

At first thought, both Howard Lederer and Chris Ferguson seem like no-brainer choices. They are both very adept at ****ing people over and have individually ****ed over more players than anyone else in the game.

But then I realized that Chris would just be soooo slow and drawn out, and Howard...well I'm afraid that while I'm plowing Howard I may see a bit of Annie Duke in him and that would just ruin the mood entirely.

Plus you just know that neither of them would actually pay you afterwards...they would just claim payment is coming.

And that's a heck of a lot to do just to get a black card.
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