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Old 04-10-2012, 01:52 PM   #26
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Gavin Smith(sick bod)....i'd pay him 100k

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Vanessa Selbst?
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:53 PM   #27
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:55 PM   #28
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:59 PM   #29
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

anyone in the world besides this guy


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Old 04-10-2012, 02:04 PM   #30
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Negreanu. One of us may as well enjoy it
how did we miss this. +1
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:10 PM   #31
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100K is a lot of money, I'd probably double team TJ Cloutier and Dan Harrington for it if I had to.

For 1 million and a shovel we can get Stu Ungar involved.
LOLOLOLOLOL


Incidentally, OP never stated if we are pitching or catching, that makes a lot of difference for those of us with virgin cornholes.
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:10 PM   #32
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Gang Bang with with Ansky and co (Be a few asses cracked)


Or maybe a heads up with Martin Staszko who as his Nationality and name suggests Czech Raped my ass hole

Why would any poker player **** me?

Cos i suck thats why and theres nothing better than somone hung like a donkey with a fishy hole
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:16 PM   #33
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There's a 90% chance that thing was born with the first name of Kevin.
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:17 PM   #34
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100K is a lot of money, I'd probably double team TJ Cloutier and Dan Harrington for it if I had to.

For 1 million and a shovel we can get Stu Ungar involved.
Haha! this is hilarious.
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:22 PM   #35
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I think you'd want to rethink this choice, she was on the below game show and you can see her 15 seconds into the clip (clip is super short and super funny). She is to the left of the screen and is the hidden contestant, well, most of her is hidden, they do show her most prominent feature...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MQGzrE6XHA

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Old 04-10-2012, 03:09 PM   #36
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

i think i'd rather sleep with jimmy juanda than vanessa selbst.

she tilts me so hard, do not like.
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:10 PM   #37
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Chainsaw ainec.
When Chainsaw loves, Chainsaw loves hard. And then he'd try to nit out of the 100k
i guess chainsaw is very well structured.
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:23 PM   #38
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100K is a lot of money, I'd probably double team TJ Cloutier and Dan Harrington for it if I had to.

For 1 million and a shovel we can get Stu Ungar involved.
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:24 PM   #39
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:27 PM   #40
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Chainsaw ainec.
When Chainsaw loves, Chainsaw loves hard. And then he'd try to nit out of the 100k
This is great but I couldn't get him away from the penny machines. My choice? BRIAN RAST. Love that Scorpio!!!
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:29 PM   #41
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I think you'd want to rethink this choice, she was on the below game show and you can see her 15 seconds into the clip (clip is super short and super funny). She is to the left of the screen and is the hidden contestant, well, most of her is hidden, they do show her most prominent feature...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MQGzrE6XHA
Too easy, the purple color gave it away!
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:30 PM   #42
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:51 PM   #43
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:59 PM   #44
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100k is nice for max 2 hours work. You pick I stick
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:12 PM   #45
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:15 PM   #46
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shaun deeb cause hes squishy like a teddy bear
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:22 PM   #47
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shaun deeb hands down because he'd be an awesome cuddler. first i'd rub his belly and hear him giggle like @ 2:50
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:29 PM   #48
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Phil Laak or Tony G, for the epic pillow talk
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:31 PM   #49
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pokerstars banning JJProdigy from the live event as well...harse!
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:31 PM   #50
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Doyle B All he'd want to do is tell old timer poker tales and medical procedure stories.
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