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Old 04-10-2012, 12:55 PM   #1
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Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Listen up now NVG.

During a drunk night at the bar, someone comes up to you and gives you the chance for a $100,000 freeroll. The only requirement that must be met to obtain this money is to sleep with a male poker player.

You can obviously decline it, but lets say you accept the "challenge", who would you choose?

I'd go with... Patrik Antonius.

Who would you choose? but remember, you can decline it.

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Old 04-10-2012, 12:56 PM   #2
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christ

what a ******ed thread
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:58 PM   #3
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insta decline, op is a freak and very weird dude
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:58 PM   #4
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viktor blom for free.
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:00 PM   #5
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:00 PM   #6
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Can I collect the 100k if I've already slept with one? Not saying who, but let's just say his name rhymes with "obbotoy".
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:00 PM   #7
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Vanessa Selbst?
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:01 PM   #8
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

lol thread
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:02 PM   #9
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Vanessa Selbst?
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:02 PM   #10
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:03 PM   #11
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:04 PM   #12
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:04 PM   #13
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vanessa selbst in a bikini

someone shop vannessas head onto a bikini
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:04 PM   #14
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all of them
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:06 PM   #15
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

100K is a lot of money, I'd probably double team TJ Cloutier and Dan Harrington for it if I had to.

For 1 million and a shovel we can get Stu Ungar involved.
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:06 PM   #16
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How has this not got insta love. haha

f'd up but this is gona be a funny thread..
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:08 PM   #17
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i think Andrew Feldman he looks like he has a small penis so it wouldn't hurt that much
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:09 PM   #18
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:10 PM   #19
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:15 PM   #20
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Re: Which male poker pro would you sleep with for $100k?

Doyle cause its pretty safe he wouldnt be able to get it up or Scotty Nguyen for the same reasons
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:16 PM   #21
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Chainsaw ainec.
When Chainsaw loves, Chainsaw loves hard. And then he'd try to nit out of the 100k
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:22 PM   #22
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id have sex with any male poker pro for 100k but if i had the choice id pick Blom i think.
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:27 PM   #23
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Phil helmuth
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:33 PM   #24
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Dario Minieri! hahahaha!

Pretty funny thread actually, I lol'ed.
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:48 PM   #25
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Negreanu. One of us may as well enjoy it
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