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04-11-2012 , 07:33 AM

#76

RavingCatGurn

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 235

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Originally Posted by Alficor1

Phil Laak or Tony G, for the epic pillow talk

During: "YEA BABY YOU FEEL MY POWER?! I GOT THE BIG DICK BABY" After: "COME ON GET OUT, IT'S TIME TO GO! UP AND AWAY! ON YOUR BIKE, ON YOUR BIKE"

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04-11-2012 , 09:01 AM

#77

SKEEZ

adept

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 703

Vanessa Selbst yo

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04-11-2012 , 09:10 AM

#78

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

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Originally Posted by RavingCatGurn

During: "YEA BABY YOU FEEL MY POWER?! I GOT THE BIG DICK BABY" After: "COME ON GET OUT, IT'S TIME TO GO! UP AND AWAY! ON YOUR BIKE, ON YOUR BIKE"

Did you jerk off while typing this? You put a little much thought into it imo

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04-11-2012 , 10:46 AM

#79

RavingCatGurn

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 235

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Originally Posted by Byrung

Did you jerk off while typing this? You put a little much thought into it imo

I'm going to be honest; I stole the material off a youtube video so I actually put f all thought into it. Are you disappointed?

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04-11-2012 , 04:59 PM

#80

Kingdom Hearts

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,319

100K not enough. For more I'd go with Doyle Brunson or any very old guy who probably cannot go hard and doesn't have teeth. And I close my eyes. And then call 10 hookers and get some blow and forget what happened.

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04-11-2012 , 05:43 PM

#81

Castlemann

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 258

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Originally Posted by Kingdom Hearts

...cannot go hard and doesn't have teeth.

QFT

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04-11-2012 , 06:00 PM

#82

6 FEARS 7

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 108

disguised way to tell that you're gay and jerk off on patrik antonius @ op

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04-11-2012 , 08:33 PM

#83

dgiharris

All Hail His Modness

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 12,292

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Originally Posted by Kingdom Hearts

Too bad that:

10 Hookers + Blow + Black Out = $100K

Not only do you end up with the after taste of 86yr old penis in your mouth for days (there isn't enough Listerine in the world to get rid of it) but you also end up spending $100K, so in effect, you did it for nothing.

And unfortunately, you don't even remember the good times with the hookers, the only image stuck in your mind is that of a white-grey-pink-purple veiny giant mushroom slug that slowly approaches your opening mouth...

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04-11-2012 , 10:06 PM

#84

MonkeyPox

undeserving

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,841

Can they use Viagra?

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04-11-2012 , 10:32 PM

#85

Kittens

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 6,016

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Originally Posted by astronaut

^ I was drinking and suddenly I spit everything on my moniter. wtf

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...w-tits-696681/

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04-11-2012 , 11:05 PM

#86

aura

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 10,048

durrrr

He seems like he would be a gentle, sensual lover.

no h0mo

Last edited by aura; 04-11-2012 at 11:24 PM.

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04-12-2012 , 12:38 AM

#87

ledoutwbottomset

banned

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,439

Money is way short. For me to consider getting ****ed in the a$$. I'm needing 7 figures and a non disclosure agreement. I don't even know if I am capable of blowing a dude for 100k. I would have to be super desperate.

However I would jerkOff a guy for 100k. I would chose Howard L. I would make sure to be very rough. And then I would take the money and run before he finished leaving him with crazy blue ballz.

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04-12-2012 , 12:47 AM

#88

Iwreckshop

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 3,542

howard "man titties" lederer

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04-12-2012 , 12:50 AM

#89

GizYaChips

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,873

Doyle.

He'd pass out in excitement after unbuckling his belt and i'd walk out with 6 figures.

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04-12-2012 , 12:58 AM

#90

ledoutwbottomset

banned

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,439

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Originally Posted by Iwreckshop

howard "man titties" lederer

LOL. Just had a visual of tittie ****ing Howard. Now I'm off to jump from the Hoover Dam bypass bridge. Goodbye cruel world.

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04-12-2012 , 02:38 AM

#91

Jon Bradshaw

banned

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 764

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Originally Posted by astronaut

^ I was drinking and suddenly I spit everything on my moniter. wtf

no you didnt

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04-12-2012 , 10:02 AM

#92

troll_itt

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 468

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Originally Posted by aura

durrrr

He seems like he would be a gentle, sensual lover.

no h0mo

It doesn't matter how long he ponders his move, eventually its all going in the middle

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04-12-2012 , 10:08 AM

#93

troll_itt

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 468

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Originally Posted by Byrung

kathy liebert bareback

for $100k you're the bravest man in this thread...

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04-12-2012 , 10:17 AM

#94

LOL POT-ODDS

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 4,064

todd brunson

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04-12-2012 , 10:24 AM

#95

OppositeAttract

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 2,674

This sure reminds me of Workaholics.

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04-12-2012 , 10:50 AM

#96

actionzip54

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,855

Annie Duke, because she looks the most like a chick.

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04-12-2012 , 10:50 AM

#97

LOL POT-ODDS

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 4,064

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Originally Posted by actionzip54

Annie Duke, because she looks the most like a chick.

oh snap

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04-12-2012 , 11:32 AM

#98

Tryst_

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 5,093

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Originally Posted by Byrung

kathy liebert bareback

lol has someone been ghosting byrungs 2p2 account?

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04-12-2012 , 11:35 AM

#99

LOL POT-ODDS

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 4,064

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Originally Posted by RavingCatGurn

During: "YEA BABY YOU FEEL MY POWER?! I GOT THE BIG DICK BABY" After: "COME ON GET OUT, IT'S TIME TO GO! UP AND AWAY! ON YOUR BIKE, ON YOUR BIKE"

that's actually quite disturbing imo

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04-12-2012 , 12:48 PM

#100

MrBump

WINNING

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,018

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Originally Posted by MonkeyPox

Can they use Viagra?

You'll only do it if they're hard for at least an hour amirite ?

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