Actually, I think it's pretty close to being an obvious choice now that I think about. I'm not familiar with other offerings that support dual-link DVI, somewhat portable, supports WUXGA+ as it's main res, and doesn't slack on performance.
Thread is over. Chesskid found me a baller computer that was exactly what I was looking for. He told me I didn't even need to ship him money, but I'm a man of my word so I shipped him a hundo anyway.