Not sure whether beat, brag, or variance.

So I'm playing at a Pai Gow Poker table at a large casino in Reno, came into the table with a few hundred in chips from a different game. I proceed to lose that in a few hands betting $200-300 a hand, and attempt to rebuy for $1k in $20s. The female Asian dealer tells me (with a heavy accent) "oh, you know, in Thailand, there was a time when young man walk up to table with a lot of $20s and he money laundering so he no able to play", and tells me she will change only $500 worth, and the remainder can be done "later" or at the cage. I say WTF, "OK cool but we're not in Thailand", and she then tells me the rules/laws have changed in Reno recently and that they no longer take large amounts of $20 bills.

Keep in mind I am only trying to change $1k worth to chips to play, not $10k or $100k. I ask WTF, since when, I've played with $20s before many times? She says recently, and continues to refuse accepting more than $500. I ask her to get the pit boss, who says in a not so confident voice "yeah... I think it's okay to change any amount", and she quickly snaps "SEE? HE DOESN'T KNOW EITHER". Then I ask for his boss, and he comes and also says WTF, this guy can change any amount he wants, "$1k, $3k, $5k, whatever."

Life goes on.

My life would have gone on better if I hadn't read this thread.

I want to bang that asian dealer

[PHP][/PHP] stop reading my mind

She was old/unattractive and stubborn AF.

And she didn't accept $20

Thanks morph

I am going to request you to fix your description of my mother.

Somehow I doubt that, based on your trolling frequency/post count.

What casino in the world doesn't accept money? Currency is currency

My point exactly.

She was probably feeling lazy and after my pushback/rebuttal decided she was gonna get the last word in. Annoying AF, I can't stand stubborn women like this.

Stop insulting Mr. AlwaysFolding and/or his mother, right meow!

wtf is this thread for?

The title makes no sense.

Just telling my story.

As SolarAU mentioned, I thought cash was cash, $1's or $100's and unless they suspected you robbed a bank or something, they were required to accept it? I did nothing to lead them to believe it was ill-gotten, I wasn't dressed in "street clothes" or other gang-like attire, and gave them no reason to think I was laundering money, she hasn't seen me buy in previously, and I wasn't playing $5/hand and then reloading for $1k. $1k buy-in is completely reasonable when playing $200+/hand. This was the first time she saw me.

Why doesn't the title make sense?

I remember once some ****ty vendor disnt accept my fake money. I killed him.

I blame morph for that violence.

Morph gave me big discount afterwards, and improved quality of 20’s.

because at no stage did they not accept $20 notes.

tbh she probably thought you were an ******* and wanted you to leave.

AlwaysFolding's mum is asian?

I Agreed.

Except I've never seen this dealer before in my life and I didn't say a single word prior to her trying to refuse my $20s. Maybe I just had the ******* look

tbf if you work in the gambling industry for a while, it wouldn't be hard to pick out an ******* when he arrived at your table.

Wouldn't disagree with you.

Except they don't pool/split tips at this casino, meaning less players = less chance for a tip so I can't see that being a ***** will help the bottom line.

You must have looked like a huge ******* for her to really want you to leave when you were betting $200 a hand then.

Guess so; glad I don't spend 18 hours a day posting on forums, being that big of an ******* and never getting out would make me want to kill myself.

yeah, I have no idea why people don't like you. You make a wonderful first impression

I really wish I did go out and do stuff and be cool like you

It'd be a clever and witty post if it wasn't 100% truth