mailed an ultimatum to pokerstars - Page 2 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

lol, hilarious.

I actually know what (she?) is talking about, though. I noticed that as well. I assume with the new version they made it so that at the end of every hand the table becomes active, even if you are acting on a different table. It is quite annoying. Me get shirt to be baller too?

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07-02-2009 , 05:24 PM

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evilhamit

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best OP in a while, 5 stars

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07-02-2009 , 05:29 PM

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Tunaisgood

centurion

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[X] GTFO

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07-02-2009 , 05:52 PM

#30

G-Code

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,315

this is way better then ziig blows up and chats...omg 5fcking stars!

post more please

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07-02-2009 , 05:55 PM

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ghetto_clown

grinder

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 633

please fn tell me you guys can tell this is a level. if not i feel so sorry for you.

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07-02-2009 , 06:04 PM

#32

G-Code

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,315

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Originally Posted by ghetto_clown

please fn tell me you guys can tell this is a level. if not i feel so sorry for you.

who cares if its a lvl or not...still hilarious imo

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07-02-2009 , 06:07 PM

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Funzo

adept

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 931

meh...B-

But if u make it into a song I will remaster it for you

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07-02-2009 , 06:11 PM

#34

killer_kill

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Originally Posted by ghetto_clown

please fn tell me you guys can tell this is a level. if not i feel so sorry for you.

Plz tell me you asking us if we know it's a level is a level!!!!!

Also we def couldn't tell from 4 posts and July 09 join date either

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07-02-2009 , 06:33 PM

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The Donator

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,825

level. same guy posted this just today...

>hard call, but most likely you're in good shape vs his range.

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07-02-2009 , 06:36 PM

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JLBorloo

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 5,222

now this is fun

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07-02-2009 , 07:03 PM

#37

brodydaplaya

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um yea this thread is ****ing awesome 5 stars plz make music video someone notify drybes

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07-02-2009 , 07:13 PM

#38

Narkissoz

adept

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 727

i translated it to swedish and back to english with google translator imo

hy
since very very long time I did not play on PokerStars, but now so I do not believe and I think that might play SNG table and a lot more money for me because I have to pay the internet and go on day to a very nice noon next week.
everything ok now open PokerStars it says I need update I update ok no problem the next thing I have to insert password, but I never put password as I say, PokerStars will remember my password next time please. ok fine no problem the next thing I open 35 tables, no problem but now there is a problem, because I try to play the tables and pop-up menu any time end the pot very annoying me very angry because a lot of bad beats and tables very pop-up always and much tilt now and I start to play poorly and lose money because a lot of pop-up every time the last month some tables popup menu now each table popup menu, I do not understand I'm trying to go options, but no chance to stop and me going crazy because can not stop playing poorly and not more I can not play in still win a lot but I lose and I now can not go as far as pop-ups?
not nice.
full tilt no pop-ups and rakeback, Poker Stars pop up every time and no rakeback ... I think not fair? I get rakeback at Poker Stars now please?
I did not see, but Britain is supernova now and I bronze because I'm very angry not live in the UK and stop play at PokerStars now PokerStars Freeroll hm 15 000 Donk receive 2 $ is very very good player, I do not think very fair because I do not live in uk? camon ... not very nice to see me very nice but very very angry because supernova I want t-shirt says my name to play much balls? now I can not buy t-shirt tables and pop-up? me not. offer me t-shirt? thanks, loyal players on the shirt, full tilt on no shirt.

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07-02-2009 , 07:13 PM

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MrTaylorSwift

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Level or not. Epic response my stars support.

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07-02-2009 , 07:14 PM

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junwagh

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who the f are the artic monkeys?

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07-02-2009 , 07:15 PM

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swd805

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A band

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07-03-2009 , 05:04 AM

#42

Rictus

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I think OP's only enemies are hungry and sleepy.

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07-03-2009 , 06:07 AM

#43

Armoek

stranger

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hmmmmmm....... I would give this 5 stars, however I only give 5 stars to posters from the UK.

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07-03-2009 , 06:17 AM

#44

Cernunnos86

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 384

"loyal player if shirt, full-tilt if no shirt"

[X] ruthless ultimatum

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07-03-2009 , 06:29 AM

#45

Alexd10

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 150

wtf is this?

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07-03-2009 , 06:40 AM

#46

Estor

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Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 39

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Originally Posted by King KlPPER

Mamadou: i spended $20 and win $20? no? so $40? but only $7

Irina: I'm sorry, maybe you will be more lucky next time

Mamadou: i explosion when lose
Mamadou: ?i win? no
Irina: no, you did not win
Irina: I checked the game
Mamadou: i throw potat at wife
Mamadou: she cooks me i poker for food mony
Irina: looool...I hope not
Mamadou: no $ no fod

can i get $20 now?

I think it's him...

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07-03-2009 , 06:47 AM

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Sugar Nut

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Originally Posted by arcticmonkey

"hy
since very very long time me not do play at pokerstars but today me thinks why not and i think maybe play sng very very table and more money for me because i need to pay internet and go on date to very nice dinner next week.
everything ok now i open pokerstars it say i need update, i update ok no problem next thing i need to insert password, but me never put password because i say pokerstars remember my password next time please. ok fine no problem next thing i open 35 tables no problem there but now there's a problem because me try play and tables pop-up all the time end the pot very annoying me is very angry because very bad beats and tables very pop-up always and very tilt now and i start playing very bad and lose money because very pop-up everytime last month no table pop-up now every table pop-up me no understand i try to go options but no option to stop and me going mad because can't stop playing bad and no more i can't play i still win very very but i lose and me now can't go dating because pop-ups?
not nice.
full-tilt no pop-ups and rakeback, pokerstars pop-up everytime and no rakeback... me thinks not fair? me receive rakeback on pokerstars now please?
me not uk but uk is supernova now and me bronze because me very very mad not live in uk and stop play at pokerstars now pokerstars freeroll hm 15 000 donks receive 2$ being very very good player me not think very fair because me not live at uk?? camon... not very nice you see me very nice but very very mad because supernova i want t-shirt saying my name to play here very baller? now i can't buy t-shirt and tables pop-up? me not think so. offer me t-shirt? thanks, loyal player if shirt, full-tilt if no shirt."

odds to get a shirt?

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07-03-2009 , 06:51 AM

#48

Speel Posher

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Originally Posted by Estor

I think it's him...

where is that from?

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07-03-2009 , 06:53 AM

#49

dudeoflife

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u win the gay award of the year

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07-03-2009 , 06:56 AM

#50

Estor

newbie

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 39

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Originally Posted by Speel Posher

where is that from?

Beat: my job
If you click arrow at quote of my post, then you will be redirtected to post. It's way longer, ive just cited small part of it.

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