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since very very long time me not do play at pokerstars but today me thinks why not and i think maybe play sng very very table and more money for me because i need to pay internet and go on date to very nice dinner next week.
everything ok now i open pokerstars it say i need update, i update ok no problem next thing i need to insert password, but me never put password because i say pokerstars remember my password next time please. ok fine no problem next thing i open 35 tables no problem there but now there's a problem because me try play and tables pop-up all the time end the pot very annoying me is very angry because very bad beats and tables very pop-up always and very tilt now and i start playing very bad and lose money because very pop-up everytime last month no table pop-up now every table pop-up me no understand i try to go options but no option to stop and me going mad because can't stop playing bad and no more i can't play i still win very very but i lose and me now can't go dating because pop-ups?
not nice.
full-tilt no pop-ups and rakeback, pokerstars pop-up everytime and no rakeback... me thinks not fair? me receive rakeback on pokerstars now please?
me not uk but uk is supernova now and me bronze because me very very mad not live in uk and stop play at pokerstars now pokerstars freeroll hm 15 000 donks receive 2$ being very very good player me not think very fair because me not live at uk?? camon... not very nice you see me very nice but very very mad because supernova i want t-shirt saying my name to play here very baller? now i can't buy t-shirt and tables pop-up? me not think so. offer me t-shirt? thanks, loyal player if shirt, full-tilt if no shirt."

odds to get a shirt?

WTF

Is this a joke?

Um...what?

post their answer please

me thinks pokerstars compliance will you

tldu

OMG . . .

fish

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my reply:

ok,
long story indeed now short:
me not play at pokerstars since long time because me are mad because uk are supernova promotion me not supernova promotion
me update pokerstars
me insert password
me open very tables
me go very crazy because tables pop-up when hand ends
now me lose money because tilt a lot
me more mad because i remember supernova promotion no for me only
me with supernova first thing get a personal shirt with name
me play vs my friends with pokerstars shirt and me is baller
offer supernova shirt me not mad anymore me happy.
is ok now?
thanks.

My reply :


GTFO

What's your native language?

fyp

carlos mencian

Post of the year!

www.freetranslations.com

I stopped reading the post.

Then I read it, then re read it and it still makes no sense to me.

me hopes you shirt to get promo supernova for to be baller

man this is hilarious

the response back is even funnier. awesome.

5 star thread

very pop-up everytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

agree

this is great. 5 stars

English

"me open very tables" LOL...This thread is f hilarious 5 poker stars