made a gimmick account for this..about to kill myself (pics tl;dr)

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11-20-2008 , 10:12 PM

crymyselftosleep

stranger

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 8

here is my online poker career.

will answer any questions / attend any suiciders anonymous meetings / coaching.

this is where i went crazy. and broke.

let the flaming and laughing begin. this should entertain you guys for a few days.

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11-20-2008 , 10:14 PM

JohnnyFondue

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Where do you play that you can deposit with a visa

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11-20-2008 , 10:14 PM

ceegee

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How did you get money on tilt with a visa?

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11-20-2008 , 10:15 PM

crymyselftosleep

stranger

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 8

this is all (only) full tilt. for some reason my bank would allow it sometimes, and sometimes it wouldn't. i live in the US though.

ps the ones with - are money withdrawn from the account (or lack there of.)

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11-20-2008 , 10:20 PM

MisterWormXx

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 100

at least you ate dinner on Apr 17th!

imo, better chance to deposit something like 500 and grind a roll off start, to easy to broke 50$ deposits

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11-20-2008 , 10:21 PM

DonkHappens

adept

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,055

maybe you should bankroll manage yourself to sleep? just a thought

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11-20-2008 , 10:22 PM

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

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That looks a lot like my transaction history.

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11-20-2008 , 10:23 PM

Brian O'Nolan

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idk anything about how that stuff works and maybe it's just the nit in me talking but I'd edit out those random 'transfer #'s

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11-20-2008 , 10:24 PM

crymyselftosleep

stranger

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 8

meh do whatever research you want, i don't care if you find my screen name or any information...i'm broke lol

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11-20-2008 , 10:26 PM

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Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 40,926

uh......dumb that down for those of us to lazy to look through all those pics

how much are you down?

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11-20-2008 , 10:32 PM

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vetiver

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BB or V?

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11-20-2008 , 10:35 PM

#12

Brian O'Nolan

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I say this is just variance. I bet you haven't played that many hands in that time period. If you don't have at least 100k thousand hands your sample is totally meaningless and you should keep grinding.

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11-20-2008 , 10:36 PM

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crymyselftosleep

stranger

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 8

well i have none of that money now so, somebody grab a calculator

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11-20-2008 , 10:37 PM

#14

Pobedonstev

adept

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im suprised people like you have found 2p2

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11-20-2008 , 10:50 PM

#15

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Ya, we found 2+2 .. but we just hang out in BBV all day so we still suck at teh pokahs.

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11-20-2008 , 11:07 PM

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swd805

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lol thats pathetic, I deposited 50+ times before I got a roll going

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11-21-2008 , 12:05 AM

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cables

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Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,392

Don't kill yourself imo.

Have you tried playing on Stars? I think you'd like it.

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11-21-2008 , 12:07 AM

#18

Hi?

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,428

Wells Fargo visa's deposit on Tilt and essentially everywhere else.

OP,

What are the random 6 and 7 dollar adds and deductions?

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11-21-2008 , 12:12 AM

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The4thFilm

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depositing and withdrawing <$10 at a time that's allowed?

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11-21-2008 , 12:13 AM

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retep

adept

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 937

wtf, we are not accountants. tell us the final damage.

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11-21-2008 , 12:14 AM

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retep

adept

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 937

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Originally Posted by The4thFilm

depositing and withdrawing <$10 at a time that's allowed?

deposit is probably rakeback

Withdrawl is probably transfer to a friend.

At least that's what I hope it is, otherwise this would be truly sad for OP

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11-21-2008 , 12:16 AM

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LetMeLive

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OP this is alot more common than ppl let on and def not worth harming yourself over

Last edited by LetMeLive; 11-21-2008 at 12:17 AM. Reason: in fact i bet mine looked worse when i started

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11-21-2008 , 12:18 AM

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hitme1tim3

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,050

I can deposit on full tilt with my visa, fwiw

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11-21-2008 , 12:20 AM

#24

cables

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,392

I did math. He lost about $1800!

OP, I retract what I said before. You got your own little hell on earth to deal with, and suicide is your only option.

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11-21-2008 , 12:36 AM

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Brian O'Nolan

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tbh i bet you're more socially skilled/outgoing/successful w the ladieezzzz than most winning poker players.

if not you suck at life and yeah, while I would never encourage suicide, it's def. an option.

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