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12-19-2013 , 03:34 PM

Tyrrell92

banned

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 16

Ya so I lost my roll.. Noticed you wierdos pay $$ for stupid degrading things so thought Id put myself out there.. haha

Gonna get a tattoo on my thigh, need around $1k any offers?

12-19-2013 , 03:40 PM

cicakman

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 9,229

100$ for "I will EAD for a nickle" on your forehead.

12-19-2013 , 03:43 PM

Tyrrell92

banned

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 16

Quote:

Originally Posted by cicakman

100$ for "I will EAD for a nickle" on your forehead.

Nope, that's $8k

$100/$8000 - "I will EAD for a nickle" on forehead

Any more?

12-19-2013 , 03:45 PM

Rob_10108

A GIF from God

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 7,510

Been done.

Last edited by Rob_10108; 12-19-2013 at 03:45 PM. Reason: yawnnnnnn

12-19-2013 , 03:48 PM

Tyrrell92

banned

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob_10108

Been done.

Where you think I got the idea from? I aint ****ting in my hand so thought this was the way to go! The forehead tat is a bit far fetched, Id do it for $8k but lets be realistic.. Any offers for my 1k thigh/shoulder tattoo?

12-19-2013 , 03:50 PM

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

If you eat the dick of literally every person who has ever posted in BBV, I'll throw in $100 for the tat of your choice.

12-19-2013 , 03:52 PM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,051

who are you?

12-19-2013 , 03:56 PM

00001

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 1,511

12-19-2013 , 03:57 PM

Tyrrell92

banned

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 16

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

If you eat the dick of literally every person who has ever posted in BBV, I'll throw in $100 for the tat of your choice.

Im talking about getting a tattoo and all anyone can think about is dicks! Is this what happens to you when you pass the 1k post count?

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

who are you?

Lets get the funds raised before I out my stars SN!

12-19-2013 , 04:00 PM

#10

LJDarrington

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 149

Beggars can't be choosers

Spoiler:

12-19-2013 , 04:05 PM

#11

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

You're the one begging, OP, so if you want the money we get to dictate the terms.

And EAD is a BBV meme, perhaps you should know your audience before you start begging.

12-19-2013 , 04:05 PM

#12

Tyrrell92

banned

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 16

Spoiler:

12-19-2013 , 04:07 PM

#13

Hero Value

BBV Series Inaugural Champ

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,258

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

who are you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrrell92

Lets get the funds raised before I out my stars SN!

[ ] That's what he meant

12-19-2013 , 04:08 PM

#14

Tyrrell92

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Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 16

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

You're the one begging, OP, so if you want the money we get to dictate the terms.

And EAD is a BBV meme, perhaps you should know your audience before you start begging.

Ok go for it

Spoiler:

12-19-2013 , 04:18 PM

#15

hans122

temp-banned

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 659

some firms are willing to donate a lot for a tat on forehead.
just contact them.

12-19-2013 , 04:33 PM

#16

Everest17

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,233

No way I'm donating to you...why would I donate to a tattoo you want?

I'd only pay for something after it was done and it has to be very embarrassing for me to think it's worth my money.

12-19-2013 , 04:45 PM

#17

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrrell92

Spoiler:

Everyone says that at the start.

Just embrace your inner whore, you'll earn the money quicker.

There's nothing wrong with EAD.

12-19-2013 , 04:51 PM

#18

meatpies19

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,859

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

If you eat the dick of literally every person who has ever posted in BBV, I'll throw in $100 for the tat of your choice.

Spoiler:

12-19-2013 , 04:59 PM

#19

kevmode

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,539

OP go away please no one cares that you busted your roll. This thread is a beat for me wasting my time opening it.

12-19-2013 , 05:36 PM

#20

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,051

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrrell92

Lets get the funds raised before I out my stars SN!

You may have missed my point.

12-19-2013 , 06:18 PM

#21

SunChips

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 1,442

If you put out a more realistic number you may get some bites. I'd have no problem paying for some lols if its worth it. I.e I'm in for 20 bucks for you to take a video of yourself cutting off your pinky toe. I'm sure we can get some more people in on that.

Make us an offer we can't refuse.

12-19-2013 , 06:41 PM

#22

pizzamanirl

enthusiast

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 72

AKA ''I'm broke, I'm pretending to get a tattoo if you give me the money for it but I'll just keep the money and not get a tattoo''

12-19-2013 , 07:06 PM

#23

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,348

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevmode

OP go away please no one cares that you busted your roll. This thread is a beat for me wasting my time opening it.

Kevmode himself cares btw. He just tells you how it is.

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