Loosing sessions make me horny - Page 2 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Op is clearly a troll. He has no girlfriend and he is living in his rich parent's basement. He came up with the rich GF idea to try and get attention for his thread. He is a losing poker player and he furiously faps to try and get some kind of satisfaction out of his miserable existence.

Am I spot on OP? It's ok to lie.

Pic of GF and you with an BBV sign or close thread plz.

Last edited by AgroNit22; 09-23-2013 at 09:50 AM.

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09-23-2013 , 10:32 AM

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ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

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wtf is a loosing session? you gradually get looser as you play?

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09-23-2013 , 12:47 PM

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NUCLEAR_1945

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Originally Posted by AgroNit22

he is living in his rich parent's basement.

Are you sure about this? Usually poor people dream about rich and fancy lifestyle, not those who are rich already. I have seen all Sherlock Holmes movies, I know what I'm talking about. #EADOP

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09-23-2013 , 04:51 PM

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AgroNit22

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Originally Posted by NUCLEAR_1945

Are you sure about this? Usually poor people dream about rich and fancy lifestyle, not those who are rich already. I have seen all Sherlock Holmes movies, I know what I'm talking about. #EADOP

Yeah but who is funding his gambling habit? because clearly he is not a winning player (close to busto). That's why i assumed his parent's are rich. I just highly doubt OP has a gf. Where dem pics at?

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09-23-2013 , 05:15 PM

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Rob_10108

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Originally Posted by beaverslayer

Benfox's gf revealed

Spoiler:

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09-23-2013 , 06:11 PM

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Everest17

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take her for all she's got

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09-24-2013 , 01:54 AM

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vughtzuid

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Originally Posted by beaverslayer

Benfox's gf revealed

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I'd hit it

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09-25-2013 , 12:32 AM

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forbyboy

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Originally Posted by beaverslayer

Benfox's gf revealed

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this picture is tilting me so ****ing bad
OP marry her + divorce her = profit??
Then you can baller degen it up?

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09-25-2013 , 07:53 AM

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TheyVeKilledKenny

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pics or gtfo

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09-25-2013 , 08:56 AM

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MaddieNL

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This is either the worst troll thread , or the most embarrassing thread ever

Don't know what to say really, wrong in so many ways...

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09-26-2013 , 12:11 AM

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aviationPL

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your mum makes me horney

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09-26-2013 , 04:07 AM

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Hero Value

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Originally Posted by MaddieNL

This is either the worst troll thread , or the most embarrassing thread ever

Don't know what to say really, wrong in so many ways...

Lol, all of this. Just a terrible person. Stupidest ****** OP I have ever read, and that's saying something. Think what someone who isn't a terrible person would do.