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Old 02-02-2009, 09:37 AM   #51
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Old 02-02-2009, 09:38 AM   #52
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I think they're doing this while they fix the lag that Stars has been having when volume is high.
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Old 02-02-2009, 09:38 AM   #53
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F uck off. I know for a FACT this site is rigged on real money. I take it none of you watch the sunday million. shi/ts ridiculous
Sorry to hear you can't grind anymore teh play money juicy games. Next target is teh sunday mirrion railtards.

OP, time to go railing facebook serious poker.
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Old 02-02-2009, 09:55 AM   #54
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So now they're suspending play money sit and go's for 6 hours each day and play money ring games for 2.5 hours a day. LOLOLOL. What a joke these greedy bastards have become.
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there must have been a good percent of people that quit playing real money after seeing what a joke it is.
omg they've suspended playmoney sng's, withdraw your rolls immediately ppl!!!
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:04 AM   #55
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will someone trade my 10k in playchips on stars for 8k on ftp
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:06 AM   #56
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ppl actually use the playchips woweeewoowah
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:17 AM   #57
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So now they're suspending play money sit and go's for 6 hours each day and play money ring games for 2.5 hours a day.
OMG, what are we gonna do ?!?!?

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Old 02-02-2009, 10:23 AM   #58
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FACTS itt


And PokerStars execs car pool in VOLVO'S due to economic slow down, DUCY?
This is how they roll.

And to the OP LMAO first they want the non-stop play money regs (yes they have em) to relax some parts of the day and also to release the server stress so the money tables run freely.
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:27 AM   #59
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Rake is too high on play money tables imo...
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:30 AM   #60
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I think they're doing this while they fix the lag that Stars has been having when volume is high.
Imrahil is probably right. Stars has had some problems with lag and downtime. I kind of think it's fair that they have the main priority on the players that actually pay to play on their site, instead of 12 y players that should play WOW instead.
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:38 AM   #61
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this thread is gold.

@OP, are you even a winning playmoney player?
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:40 AM   #62
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thats a shame OP - just cash out whatever play chips you have now and deposit them on Full Tilt
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Old 02-02-2009, 11:05 AM   #63
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Old 02-02-2009, 11:12 AM   #64
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Old 02-02-2009, 11:34 AM   #65
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pokerstars has done you a huge favor op. take the 6 hours per day you used to spend wasting on play money sit and gos and go masturbate with sandpaper
OP...don't listen to this goof, it's - EV to masturbate that long with sandpaper. I would say 3 hours max.

If you need a stake....I would gladly drive it through your heart.
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Old 02-02-2009, 11:39 AM   #66
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^^ excessive but warranted imo
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Old 02-02-2009, 11:40 AM   #67
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yeah its impossible for the good players like yourself to win those big tournies, only the lucky donks ever win right?
op just got CarterKing'ed.

Seriously. OP is just another "online is rigged/wah wah wah im a good player but don't win so stars must be rigged" wannabe."

Dude seriously crying about play money suspensions? The server thing is the most likely reason and i thank them. Lag during actual money play can be very frustrating.

For your business sense and grammar (Lamborghini's, ftw), I award you 0 internets. May God have mercy on your soul.
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Old 02-02-2009, 11:42 AM   #68
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I award you 0 internets.
lol !
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Old 02-02-2009, 12:53 PM   #69
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:47 PM   #70
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Rake is too high on play money tables imo...
Especially at Star's. No rakeback. You need to be a real high steak's play money player to make Star's worthwhile.

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Old 02-02-2009, 01:54 PM   #71
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I can steak someone... Only winning regs ldo. At least 25 ptbb/100 over one cool milion hands (minimum), again ldo. Serious business here.

Terms are 75% of your profit goes to me. I can steak you 1,000 play chips per day.

PM me if interessed.


Fake Edit : Too late I already steaked someone, so don't ask.
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Old 02-02-2009, 02:01 PM   #72
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Old 02-02-2009, 02:46 PM   #73
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F uck off. I know for a FACT this site is rigged on real money. I take it none of you watch the sunday million. shi/ts ridiculous
lol, watch.
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