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Old 02-01-2009, 04:37 PM   #1
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LOL @ jokerstars desperate attempts to get more real money players

So now they're suspending play money sit and go's for 6 hours each day and play money ring games for 2.5 hours a day. LOLOLOL. What a joke these greedy bastards have become.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:42 PM   #2
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there must have been a good percent of people that quit playing real money after seeing what a joke it is.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:43 PM   #3
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Well, if you don't like it, I'm sure you can find play money games elsewhere. I'm sure they'll be sad to lose your play money business though, and all their profits that came with it.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:44 PM   #4
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pokerstars has done you a huge favor op. take the 6 hours per day you used to spend wasting on play money sit and gos and go masturbate with sandpaper
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:44 PM   #5
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:46 PM   #6
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pokerstars has done you a huge favor op. take the 6 hours per day you used to spend wasting on play money sit and gos and go masturbate with sandpaper
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:47 PM   #7
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they are (probably) doing this during peek hours as to put less stress on the servers so there is less lag for real money games...yea pathetic how much they care about their players
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:47 PM   #8
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i just found out that Stars was rigged today

true story
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:48 PM   #9
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What a joke these greedy bastards have become.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:49 PM   #10
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they are (probably) doing this during peek hours as to put less stress on the servers so there is less lag for real money games...yea pathetic how much they care about their players
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:50 PM   #11
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they are (probably) doing this during peek hours as to put less stress on the servers so there is less lag for real money games...yea pathetic how much they care about their players
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:50 PM   #12
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they are (probably) doing this during peek hours as to put less stress on the servers so there is less lag for real money games...yea pathetic how much they care about their players
WOW!! pokerstars has a budget for their servers???? or are they just being too cheap and greedy to not buy better ones?
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:51 PM   #13
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i just found out that Full Tilt was rigged today

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Old 02-01-2009, 04:54 PM   #14
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O RLY?

great, where can I play then Scotty Clark??
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:56 PM   #15
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everyone knows they're trying to force the play money players to deposit. I guess some of the fat cats that own pokerstars are seeing some of their money from their multi-milion dollar incomes disappearing. Even though they live in mansions, drive Lamborghini's and fly private jets. I hope these bastards burn in HELL!
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:09 PM   #17
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everyone knows they're trying to force the play money players to deposit. I guess some of the fat cats that own pokerstars are seeing some of their money from their multi-milion dollar incomes disappearing. Even though they live in mansions, drive Lamborghini's and fly private jets. I hope these bastards burn in HELL!
drive Lamborghini's what?
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:11 PM   #18
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drive Lamborghini's what?
Dude, just look up the owners names of pokerstars. Almost all of them drive Lamborghini's or Ferrari's
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:11 PM   #19
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:13 PM   #20
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Dude, just look up the owners names of pokerstars. Almost all of them drive Lamborghini's or Ferrari's
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:14 PM   #21
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:15 PM   #22
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pokerstars has done you a huge favor op. take the 6 hours per day you used to spend wasting on play money sit and gos and go masturbate with sandpaper
lmao Op should go ***** about play money somewhere else
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:15 PM   #23
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Re: LOL @ jokerstars desperate attempts to get more real money players

Once I had AA and got all in preflop against a villain who had KK. He hit his K on the river and won. Now I know for a fact that riverstars/jokerstars is rigged, because that always happens.
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:17 PM   #24
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Once I had AA and got all in preflop against a villain who had KK. He hit his K on the river and won. Now I know for a fact that riverstars/jokerstars is rigged, because that always happens.
gotta look out for the magical BAD BEAT SUCKOUTS gl
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:17 PM   #25
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