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02-01-2009 , 04:37 PM

skies2192

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So now they're suspending play money sit and go's for 6 hours each day and play money ring games for 2.5 hours a day. LOLOLOL. What a joke these greedy bastards have become.

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02-01-2009 , 04:42 PM

skies2192

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there must have been a good percent of people that quit playing real money after seeing what a joke it is.

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02-01-2009 , 04:43 PM

theseus51

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Well, if you don't like it, I'm sure you can find play money games elsewhere. I'm sure they'll be sad to lose your play money business though, and all their profits that came with it.

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02-01-2009 , 04:44 PM

SkeetyMcdoogle

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pokerstars has done you a huge favor op. take the 6 hours per day you used to spend wasting on play money sit and gos and go masturbate with sandpaper

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02-01-2009 , 04:44 PM

crzylgs

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Ummmmmmmmmm

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02-01-2009 , 04:46 PM

Six Finger Nate

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Originally Posted by SkeetyMcdoogle

pokerstars has done you a huge favor op. take the 6 hours per day you used to spend wasting on play money sit and gos and go masturbate with sandpaper

QFT

LOLOLOL

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02-01-2009 , 04:47 PM

BWMASJR

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they are (probably) doing this during peek hours as to put less stress on the servers so there is less lag for real money games...yea pathetic how much they care about their players

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02-01-2009 , 04:47 PM

TheCanoe

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i just found out that Stars was rigged today

true story

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02-01-2009 , 04:48 PM

scottyclark

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Originally Posted by skies2192

What a joke these greedy bastards have become.

omgstfu ubajoke

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02-01-2009 , 04:49 PM

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Crusin4ABrusin

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Originally Posted by BWMASJR

they are (probably) doing this during peek hours as to put less stress on the servers so there is less lag for real money games...yea pathetic how much they care about their players

duh

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02-01-2009 , 04:50 PM

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NeilECU

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Originally Posted by BWMASJR

they are (probably) doing this during peek hours as to put less stress on the servers so there is less lag for real money games...yea pathetic how much they care about their players

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02-01-2009 , 04:50 PM

#12

skies2192

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Originally Posted by BWMASJR

they are (probably) doing this during peek hours as to put less stress on the servers so there is less lag for real money games...yea pathetic how much they care about their players

WOW!! pokerstars has a budget for their servers???? or are they just being too cheap and greedy to not buy better ones?

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02-01-2009 , 04:51 PM

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scottyclark

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Originally Posted by TheCanoe

i just found out that Full Tilt was rigged today

true story

true story

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02-01-2009 , 04:54 PM

#14

TheCanoe

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O RLY?

great, where can I play then Scotty Clark??

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02-01-2009 , 04:56 PM

#15

skies2192

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everyone knows they're trying to force the play money players to deposit. I guess some of the fat cats that own pokerstars are seeing some of their money from their multi-milion dollar incomes disappearing. Even though they live in mansions, drive Lamborghini's and fly private jets. I hope these bastards burn in HELL!

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02-01-2009 , 05:06 PM

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Apollyon21

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Thread of the year

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02-01-2009 , 05:09 PM

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NeilECU

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Originally Posted by skies2192

everyone knows they're trying to force the play money players to deposit. I guess some of the fat cats that own pokerstars are seeing some of their money from their multi-milion dollar incomes disappearing. Even though they live in mansions, drive Lamborghini's and fly private jets. I hope these bastards burn in HELL!

drive Lamborghini's what?

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02-01-2009 , 05:11 PM

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skies2192

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Originally Posted by NeilECU

drive Lamborghini's what?

Dude, just look up the owners names of pokerstars. Almost all of them drive Lamborghini's or Ferrari's

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02-01-2009 , 05:11 PM

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dkgojackets

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ban op

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02-01-2009 , 05:13 PM

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NeilECU

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Originally Posted by skies2192

Dude, just look up the owners names of pokerstars. Almost all of them drive Lamborghini's or Ferrari's

grammar FTL

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02-01-2009 , 05:14 PM

#21

skies2192

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

ban op

how about fu cking your self with that christmas hat

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02-01-2009 , 05:15 PM

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MYMESSIAH

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Originally Posted by SkeetyMcdoogle

pokerstars has done you a huge favor op. take the 6 hours per day you used to spend wasting on play money sit and gos and go masturbate with sandpaper

lmao Op should go bitch about play money somewhere else

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02-01-2009 , 05:15 PM

#23

CBorders

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Once I had AA and got all in preflop against a villain who had KK. He hit his K on the river and won. Now I know for a fact that riverstars/jokerstars is rigged, because that always happens.

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02-01-2009 , 05:17 PM

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NeilECU

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Originally Posted by CBorders

Once I had AA and got all in preflop against a villain who had KK. He hit his K on the river and won. Now I know for a fact that riverstars/jokerstars is rigged, because that always happens.

gotta look out for the magical BAD BEAT SUCKOUTS gl