Full Tilt Poker $22 + $1 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
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BB: t1500 M = 33.33
Hero (BTN/SB): t1500 M = 33.33

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with Q Q
Hero raises to t60, BB calls t30

Flop: (t120) 4 2 Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t90, BB raises to t270, Hero raises to t620, BB raises to t1440 all in, Hero calls t820 all in

Turn: (t3000) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t3000) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

First hand HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is this healthy? I actually hate donks. Like, with every fiber of my being. It gives me great pleasure to see them get busted when playing their good hands in ****ty ways after sending me on ridiculous downswings by sucking out and sucking out and sucking out and getting it in bad. It's like every donk is one person. One person who just wants to make me feel like **** and ever ytime I crush a donk I feel better. Every time I crush a donk, I'm crushing him. I'm crushing the one, true megadonk.

hahahaha lol hahahaha laughing out loud its so funny because u won lol hahahaha just hilarious? oKKKKKkkkkkkkkaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! wuuuuuuuhuuooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

there is nothing remotely interesting about this hand.

how is this not 100% standard?

keep playing it this way and you will 100% bust your roll in less than 3 days. just raise to 99 to confuse your opponent and make him think he has to search the 1 missing to the 100 so he times out and you win. its just so easy... dont be such a fool!

It's 100% standard and you know what? It feels good. It feels so good. He snap declined and played a $55 and you know what? It feels good. It feels good to know he probably lost again and is upset at losing money, and hopefully he moves up to the $100s, and $200s, and eventually makes it back martingaling up to the $5ks and starts the cycle of self-destruction and self-loathing all over again. **** him.

I don't see how you can call him a donk. He had the better hand preflop....had he reraised, you would have called....with the worse hand..... had you not hit a queen on the flop/turn you would have been going busto..... it doesn't really add up.

You're right. Clearly, the correct play is to slowplay your aces preflop. Wouldn't want to waste them winning a small pot.

Isn't that a prehistoric animal?

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Indeed.

Nice minraise with those pocket queens btw!

If he has anything, he's continuing no matter how much I raise.

If he has nothing, he may he believe he has fold equity and shove over. It would be in line with this weird spaz c/r the first hand.

****. Now you've gotten me talking strategy in BBV. Good ****ing job.

EDIT:

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gotta make up for it somehow :s

FYP

Lol!

[ ] OP understands poker

i don't get it

I understand poker perfectly. It's about being stepped on for money. It's about being kicked in the nuts over and over and over and over and then it's all worth it because you get some money at the end.

feels good man

at least you know how to get your flop sets paid now

Dont get it ffs

Guy just shoved on me with 65o on A78r when I was holding AQ. Of course he binked the straight, with the board running out A78r49. This brought him up from 1k to 2k chips. Of course, I whittled him down again. Kept getting him down to 10bbs, and he'd just sit there folding to my shoves over and over until he'd pick up a couple of pairs or decent aces in a row and get back to even. Eventually it ended at blinds of 160 in two hands, one to get him even, and one to give him the game. His A5o > my TT. His 99 > KTs. Boom. Game over. But I'm not mad.

I'm not mad because I looked him up after the game. I sat there hitting enter over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over until his name popped up next to a table on the player finder. He took the money he won, added it to his buyin and sat at a .5/1 PLO 6max table with all 40 of his dollars. It feels good because he'll go broke soon. The megadonk loses. Even when he wins, he loses, and that feels good. He'll suck out for my $20, but he'll give it back and more, and he'll feel awful about it as he finds himself down millions of dollars in the long run. The megadonk is my friend.

Guy with AA got coolered.

/thread

You're right except for the part about getting some money at the end.

LOLLLLL

post #15 needs much more loving

wouldnt let me quote a quote