I normally don't care much about beats, but this one was a (tiny) bit interesting.

Live $60 MTT , playing for points to make a $50k freeroll (as well as the prize money).
blinds 75/150

I've chipped up a bit, chipleader at my table with about 14k (we started with 6k)
UTG+1 (t11,500) raises to t350
MP1 (t8000) repops to t2100
folds to me on the Button
I have AA
to iso MP1, I have only one real move

HERO: Allin,
UTG+1 Shrugs-N-Shoves
Mp1, (very excited), insto-shoves....


Whole table says "oh!" when MP1 shows his AA,
then "Oh !!!" when Utg shrugs again and shows KK,
then shouts "OH !!!!!" when I show my AA
SB (next to me), says, well, you Know what this means.... Kings have too few outs syndrom, so they MUST win"

flop: (Dealer slowly spreads them out...) J......9..................... K
Table all shouts "OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Give me a sweat" I say, then I start the Mantra... "Club, Ten, Queen, ---Club, Ten, Queen, ---Club, Ten, Queen,"

...........players from other tables are now gathering around.....

Turn: 10
Table and now spectators shout "OOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" again...

River... Dealer deals it face down, as I shout "QUEEN!!!!!!" at the poker gods.
she, waits... and waits... smiles..... and.......flips it....

nope ......8

lol

story by bro is cool

Stopped reading there. Obv level is obvious.

Bro, stool cory.

I laughed at 8 ending.

2.333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 333333333bb open is std tho

by readin some im still not sure if u were in a poker tournament or a porn movie :|

*orgasm*