Barely turned 18. At local casino for first time; the following hands result in me being bust for my whole bankroll in a devastating short week.

1. Dealt KK in CO. Random fat korean with sunnies who id been translating for (fob, arrived in sydney like day before) raises to $20. I repop to $80, he snap shoves. I think im pretty committed (eff stacks $200) and call. He shows J10

Flop runs: Q89

I say 'nice hand, 씨발 놈' zzzz standard, w/e.

Reload, few hands later: pick up AA in bb. 3 limpers, fat greek in SB pumps it up to $12, i raise to $48, folded back to him. He insta-shoves, i snap. He shows AK and looks very sad, commenting: 'didnt think u had nuthin', raising from BB (then why the eff did i 3b 25% of my stack douchebag?!)

Flop: QxJx4

Turn: brick

River (i could f***ing feel it too): Tx

'niiiiiiiiice hand'zzz

Reload, was thinking of quitting, but i wasnt on tilt and these guys were all ******s, so i felt i was gonna get all my money back soon. Few hands later, pick up AK in UTG+2, bet $15, young lebanese dude from HJ calls. Flop: 6h2hJh I check, he bets $45 into a $29 pot. I do my little hollywooding, play with my chips, then make it $115, he ships the rest of his $255, i snap. Shows 99. Turn 6, river 6.

'niiiice hand'. I reach into my pocket for last $200 buyin.

After doubling up previously (all-in preflop with aces, which miraculously hold up), sitting on about $415. Get dealt KK in UTG. Bet $11. Get one caller. Flop: KQ6. I bet $10. The unshaven, pasty white guy raises to $35. I raise to $100, he ships, i insta-call. He tables AQ. Wins the pot with running diamonds.

Worst start to live poker EVER??

fyp.
Yes.



I didn't even bother reading the hands (mainly because it's unreadable).
My only advice would be : Get used to it cause it ain't going to get any better.

I know a badbeats are standard (had probably worse online) but i thought this was the place to vent.

Maybe you forgot wat its like to b 18 and unemployed

Stop whining and go grind the micros you lazy bastard.

Sounds to insane to be true, imo. If it happened I feel for you bro.

Wait, isnt this the section for whining?

Lebos, Greeks and Koreans.

Yup, that sounds like Star City Casino to me.

PS. You suck at poker.

You want some cheese with that whine ?

Do u play at star city? Becos the $1/$2 games there are crazy. And yes, i do suck pretty bad at poker, but there was nothing i could do abt these bad beats. Also, any1 saying these are too f***ed up to be true, well....F U

what sort of hand converting is that?

I gave you an advice based upon my own life experience.

You can listen to me and turn yourself into a winner/balla 18 years old or ignore it and continue to suck at life.

Your life, your choice bro.

wasist ban?

LOL dude

you do not want to post your beats in BBV unless it's epic or has threadsavers

you will get trolled and flamed

where are the threadsavers btw


but anyways, quit poker?

lol you're getting levelled bro

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Oh okay. So there's no whine thread? All poker ppl have huge badbeat stories.

And remember that fat korean dude who sucked out on me KK vs JJ? Saw him again, and yes, he flopped a straight flush after going all-in pre with me.

Fuuuuark, i may quit. Down to my last $300 (that i won from degen HU playing at uni)

Some sick beats no doubt. You just need to understand that stuff like this can happen in any given day , that's why you should play super rolled and even keel.

-tl;dr

What's the ra88888Kkkkk

It's true, i am not rolled for live playing (networth was 4buyins...) but as ILoveDonkaments, or any other patron of StarCity casino would tell you, the $1/$2 game is ******edly juicy with crazy guys who will ship it with anything, and any1 with a concept of poker will thrive (even fish like me).

Just had the worst session of my (short) live experience and wanted to vent fuuuuuark

Whats the rake

5 star thread

but did you play as zerg?

Nop, terran.

Gooooooddamn f'ing donks. F'ing fiscaeks.

Also, i apologise for lack of titties in OP, was too sad to post some boobies

False. DUCY?