Wifey and I went to the card room last night. We were playing 1/2 at the same table. The agreement was if we got up $300 combined we would knock off early and grab a beer.

Up and down for an orbit or two..

I limp UTG w/ A9cc.. Everyone else limps.

Flop ($14) K34
SB Bet $5
ME calls $5
MP 1 SHOVES for $200
MP 2 CALLS for $200
LP thinks about it, and reluctantly folds, claiming he had a K
SB thinks about it, and reluctantly folds, claiming he had a K
ME Calls with the nuts.

River pairs the board, but it doesn't matter
MP 1 had QT
MP 2 had KJ

We played another round.. And were drinking beer at a nice micro brewery all in an hours time..

I can't remember the last time I had two medium stacks beat me into the pot while drawing dead!! Life is good.

I limp UTG w/ A9cc
I limp UTG w/ A9cc
I limp UTG w/ A9cc
I limp UTG w/ A9cc
I limp UTG w/ A9cc
I limp UTG w/ A9cc

solid brag, must have been nice

pics of wife or stfu

So you tag team with your wife to peddle the nuts and hit and run scum.

This.

Sorry boys.. But, if your googling sluethness is as good as your poker play, you might be able to dredge up a few from other forums around the internetz..

By the way, a bunch of buddies of mine and I did a group buy of "STFU" poker chips. They were a hit at the tables!

How many king of clubs are in the deck

fo donk

So you play the lowest limit live, played the hand like an abortion PF and OTF, somehow got lucky, and still feel the need to brag about it. Ok then

Great job OP! Sounds like a fun night.

itt people being leveled

ur wife is a slut

I really don't care op

lol. I'm surprised no one else realized

KJ =/ KJ
KJ=KJ OR KJ

Collectively, this sure is an uppity group over here in BBV.. I think I will slink on back to my normal haunts...

We're a hoot

are you like a ****ing idiot pathological liar?

and even if you are telling the truth. Why give such a cum guzzling hand history?

IM EXPLODING ON SITE WITH ANGER

The other guy only had the J of clubs.

this

Why is just calling with the nuts such a bad play on the flop with a couple unpredictable live players behind?

GG OP

Where the **** do you play that people are putting in 200bbs in a presumably $8.00 pot?!?!?!?

Hello. Op, you are not very well at poker.

liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar

tl:dr as always

Next time straddle you ****ing pussy.

Do you also rathole, then celebrate with your favorite alcoholic beverage?