OK, here's my challenge. You all know
full body scanners, right? The security scanning devices that produce pictures like these:
(NSFW I guess?
)
I challenge you to step into one of these scanners during a savety check...
...and then do a seducive "sexy" dance like this:
...or of course this:
Vid needed obv. I would totally do it, in fact I probably couldn't help myself not doing it if I came across one those things, but I don't have any flights in the near future.
I'm not sure if that's borderline regarding the rules, but I'm willing to throw in $50 for that. A list of airports with these scanners can be found
here.