License to Print Money (note: License Revoked By Primo) - Page 64

12 in a row, 16 of last 17. been playing hu properly for just over a month.

i am a massive wooden beast.

fact is primo el tardo got lucky against me...the 3-2 isn't even close to being accurate and i can't justify playing on stars without rakeback at those levels. i had him crushed aj v a9 which would have given me the 3-2 but i was outplaying the muppet all game and he just ran good.

the fact is i am still the best hu player on the planet.

that estonian bird that i was talking about...took her out last night and we made love by the river after a few drinks at a swanky wine bar.

i don't give a sh11t what 2+2 ******s think. poker is your life. it is a tiny aspect of mine yet i'm still better than every man in the world hu.

the wood is a smart man and im not playing at 300 without rakeback, it makes no sense.

i am a majestic wooden machine and i am crushing in all aspects of life...not just poker.

merry christmas to the rest of you.

get 'em

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Originally Posted by Elwood

18 of last 19 hu a heater bahhaha.

lucky to win the two? agrr 13 straight?...for the record u were railing and say i got lucky when all in JJ v a5 off suit and had 98 with 9 high on flop, checked it, turn 9, bet it and the guy shoves all in with pocket 2's....hmm somethings not quite adding up el tardo.

im better than all of you, i am the greatest human being in the world and 2 plus 2 is a fn joke...you guys live on a forum full of muppets...i crush heads up when i want and it's not even my proper job.

i pull more chicks than any of you, im in better physical condition than all of you, im smarter than every one of you, i am simply a wooden beast.

big 'wood signing out.

get 'em

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Originally Posted by Elwood

I am such a champion. I honestly cannot get over how ***** good I am. I may be god, I just may be the one.

get 'em

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Originally Posted by Elwood

Totheinternet u 120% moronic uneducated douche bag, I crushed primo peanut and he sked out. Get a job u spastic, I'd crush u hu, I'd crush u at the gym, u prolly never been laid by a hot chick b4 and I'd crush u in life, el tardo.

get 'em

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12-24-2010 , 05:42 PM

#1578

Drop_Volley

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 267

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Originally Posted by Elwood

Big boy can't wait for this clash. Primo will be hit from every direction. He'll struggle to get any sort of read on the massive wood and it will become a game of b-i-n-g-o for the man who has dropped 25k at his last 2,000.

God help you, son. You'll need it.

QFlol.

u fail.

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12-24-2010 , 06:16 PM

#1579

Cracked_Avacado

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,978

i like King Fish but im jealous of his super milf wife good job nice car nice watch pokerz baller

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12-24-2010 , 07:41 PM

#1580

old1

stranger

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 7

Hello everyone;

Tell me where are you playing, I'm bot and love playing against some competition

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12-24-2010 , 08:01 PM

#1581

old1

stranger

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 7

Hi everyone

Where do you play, because I am a bot and need competition

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12-24-2010 , 08:17 PM

#1582

pbowenroe

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,831

wtf

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12-25-2010 , 01:36 PM

#1583

poker fan

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 269

Happy Christmas you magnificent wooden man.

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12-25-2010 , 06:04 PM

#1584

syndr0me

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,682

I dont think primo has earned the 'license revoked' in the title yet

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12-25-2010 , 06:46 PM

#1585

worpler

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,817

update on the plank??

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12-25-2010 , 09:04 PM

#1586

Mr Beer

banned

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 5,965

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Originally Posted by worpler

update on the plank??

He tried to bench 200lbs, his skinny little twig arms snapped and the bar crushed his larynx. RIP plank.

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12-27-2010 , 12:13 AM

#1587

GnarlyDude

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 298

Don't really know if this guy is a troll or not? But his 11% sharkscope with $78 average stake would suggest he's pretty good?

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12-27-2010 , 12:30 AM

#1588

Oenzo

old hand

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,768

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Originally Posted by GnarlyDude

Don't really know if this guy is a troll or not? But his 11% sharkscope with $78 average stake would suggest he's pretty good?

hes reset his stats many many times, still

for the wood

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12-27-2010 , 01:13 AM

#1589

comma

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 339

i heard the wood likes bbws

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12-27-2010 , 02:59 AM

#1590

swd805

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,955

Just posting to say I am bigger and stronger than failwood.

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12-27-2010 , 10:36 AM

#1591

iminurhead

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 258

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Originally Posted by swd805

Just posting to say I am bigger and stronger than failwood.

^^^ everybody is

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12-27-2010 , 11:42 AM

#1592

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,073

Dude is nothing more than a splinter.

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12-27-2010 , 11:47 AM

#1593

OldRod_KS

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 2,042

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Originally Posted by Cracked_Avacado

i like King Fish but im jealous of his super milf wife good job nice car nice watch pokerz baller

Pics please... either of the super milf wife or the car (don't care so much about the watch). Gotta save this thread!!

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12-27-2010 , 10:02 PM

#1594

Drop_Volley

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 267

Uh-oh, trouble in paradise. Also, sharkscope has revoked woody's shark status.

deforestation.

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12-27-2010 , 10:09 PM

#1595

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

He is still up a decent amount over the last 250 donkaments. Like bamboo, the big wood bends, but never breaks.

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12-27-2010 , 10:13 PM

#1596

swd805

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,955

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

Like bamboo, the big wood bends, but never breaks.

ygos?

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12-27-2010 , 10:20 PM

#1597

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

One does not have to be a gay to admire the big wood's resiliency on and off the virtual felt.

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12-28-2010 , 01:20 PM

#1598

iminurhead

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 258

in b 4 another stat reset

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12-29-2010 , 07:10 PM

#1599

PrimordialAA

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 11,673

lol hadnt checked in in a while.... LOL thread title... <3 mods :-p

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12-29-2010 , 07:14 PM

#1600

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

in after Primo

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