**** you tuesday

WarmDick

HAI BBV!!

Carry on!

hi

Well it’s certainly not intelligent design! He seems to fit the salty zeitgeist of BBV pretty well (which is probably a bad beat in itself).

Damnn, this micro-golf meme got all you mutts scrambling. Band together weak ones. One shot fired and all the thin-skin micro-regs are hurting. I guess it's all fun and games till someone gets hurt hahahahha


#degenlife

chiggity check yoself

Hai Whiskey! How are things in El Paso?

It's hot as **** and work is keeping me pretty busy but I ain't dead. Got meds to take care of ulcers and stuff so I can drink normally again.

It's not Vegas tho ]=

Holy ****, WN is alive and on BBV!

Mr. Pretend is pretty transparently sensitive for sure:



Gave him a little leeway and he still goes stalking after some good faith:

It's pretty clear that WD's issues are a lot deeper than just degening. Insecure and worried enough about his identity even after posting all of that nonsense? Maybe he's got warrants out. We can pinpoint his Florida location/dealership involvement easily enough. Not paying his taxes? Evident. Is he concerned? No. Wouldn't be too hard to cross-check with his home county and find out about any outstanding legal problems.

He certainly doesn't care, though.

I hate humidity. Vegas weather was good to me blahhhhhhhhh

I think the recent try-hard attacks stem from a feeling that he needs more attention. He's kind of a big deal on the Internet and he deserves to get some more views on his new thread.

I mean, he's approaching 4k views, so that's nice, isn't it? A little bit of patience will solve that and he'll have plenty more given enough time, but in the meantime why not start some feuds with the forum regs in order to fire up that view count?

Never mind that he had a very popular thread that he inexplicably whined and complained his way out of. And never mind that even the most famous posters on 2p2 don't have 1/50th of the influence of an 80 IQ 19-year-old third-tier makeup blogger on Insta. The important takeaway is pay attention to meeeeeeeeee.

Forget the humidity micro-talk. Submit photo of you and "Poison Extractor"! Picture proof will get more attention than typing brag.
Were you drunk last night or just woozy from brightness in your 3 amigos pic??

Try-hard??? When you mutts give me a wide open layup like that, I gotta take it.

Let's cut to the chase and talk about you editing out the late-night snowflake comments and how I had a GREAT thread..

Stop deflecting with adolescence make-up artists you're following on your nephews IG..

P.S. Home team is downnnn...

I called you some names then edited it out. I thought it was too harsh and not to the point, which I proceeded to get to afterwards. You could stand to do some editing as well, as I've also mentioned.

Do you think anyone interprets you interceding as anything more than embarrassment and awkwardness about being far-left micro-nerd in micro-golf photo?

Best part is you white-knighting like it wasn't you in pic hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahh ahahahahah

Some serious debauchery going down in that meet-up hahahaha

Seriously just quit, the fellow forum members aren't that green behind the ears..

I was just wondering why you were so fixated on that picture. I commented on it because I was in it, and you'd gone through the trouble of being a detective and turning it into a 3rd rate meme. I was surprised by that. Then I realized that you needed attention and wanted to start some drama.

So everyone say hi to WarmDeck. He needs your validation.

Again, "wondering"??? You may indeed be the World's Most Interested Man.. You were drunk off Miller Light and stuck 1.5 buyins at low-limit Texas, upset about being far-left queer in low-content thread, then started foaming over your keyboard at home alone in the dark, with the mini-golf entry stamp still glowing. Seriously just stop! Detective really?? Book Em Danno! lol.. Defintely a 1st-class meme, I giggled out loud numerous times. Actually wallpaper on my desk-top right now.. Obviously just playful banter you micro-sensitive wannabe's can't handle.. Seriously I'm done responding to you. I'll see you on the green..

He already crushed 6.5

You’re right, I’ve come a long way down to Dadamus

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Suited's Micro-report^^^^^^

I didn't think much of your whole "I'm gonna pretend I'm clueless about my mulligan-mate AF's obsession with his idol WarmDeck" skit.. Declaring "He made this meme attack for views in his new thread" schtick..

But now I realize what I'm dealing with. A 45 year old single alcoholic gambling addict that is in the midst of a mid-life crisis. Better yet he wants attention so bad, he writes a blog about his fascinating life of trying to 12-step it chasing the dragon in his late-life crisis, all live from the penny poker tables. Must be tough jerking-off to adolescent make-up artists on IG, but hey, at least there is no significant other there to catch you. Drink, lose gas money on felt, mini-golf with strangers, jerk-off, write about it. Rinse/repeat.. Sick life

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It's all making sense now..

What's wrong with mini golf?

Don't jerk off to it too much, you'll chafe yourself.


Lol, that was quick. You triggered yourself like 3 minutes later completely on your own.

Judging by your attempted ninja edit, you slowly realized that everyone here has already read the thread. Welcome to 2018 Inspector Gadget.

Next you'll discover that I wrote a thread a few years ago called Nit-tastic tales and that you posted a nice complement in it. I still wish you good luck with your new thread. I'm sure that insulting your potential readers and acting like a prima donna is the best way to go.

Hey to be fair my older brother (for some odd reason) is a really big KISS fan