king fish i need some water i am desperately thirsty

Look here Fish'n'Chips, you have official in the title twice which decrees use of teh asterisk because it is teh internet......I do not make the rules, I just tongue punch your mother's fartbox, frequently.

Don't worry, your Dad doesn't know that it's my real dick.

I guffawed.

fred is pointless without jay b to keep it real

Nice work by Silent one and excellent work as usual by Jalex. This was far from easy to judge and was one of the more entertaining and unusual props. He more than earned his commission, and showed why a reputable judge and escrow are so important with these bets. What could have become a true clusterf in lesser hands was smoothly and expertly handled.

Silent one, am glad everything worked out in end. I just hope you manage to keep hold of your winnings for awhile. Your degeneracy is a legend in the making, but in this case I do hope u listen to your friends...they are good peeps. Stay away from fees and the msnl games!

Glad i didnt roll winnings from the 100NL to the 50 bet...was much more fun being wholly on your side. No longer are you just "Hot Dog dude's friend." In fact, I think u can now lay claim to the more interesting prop bet.

Sorry for long rambling post. I am stuck at sister in law's and am extremely bored.

^^^^That is some rough stubble. At least it looks rough from my phone.

voted 3.69 stars out of conformism

So you don't putt from the rough?

Was it okay or a little out of line mr.Teh Mod?

Happy New Year!

Poor 'Fish Cat' just found out there's no 'free hugs' in BBV prison.....

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...father-949961/

Brings a tear to my eye. Why it's just like me and my dad, except exactly the opposite.

^^ you see fishy cat,I just posted in that thread, but cause your in prison, no one hears you........

I brought you something....

King Fish, you have mastered the written word to a very good extent and I would like to congratulate you on being a BBV crime author poster. It is comforting and nice to come across a KF gem, amongst a sandy beach of poo pebbles. That is not a good analogy, but all the best in '11 fish, flap flap flap!

it will be good to be able to have a pocket in the form of a large bagular pocketless gland that contains glossy leather and tiny compartmentailzed penny croft schnodes

I have no idea why I am down in 2011. My game is solid, IMO.

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: $218.00
Hero (BB): $314.35
UTG: $419.95
UTG+1: $210.00
UTG+2: $298.40
MP1: $364.40
MP2: $171.00
CO: $103.00
BTN: $115.40

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with 5 4
4 folds, MP2 raises to $6, CO raises to $103 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls $101, 1 fold, Hero says "lol misclick"

Flop: ($213.00) 6 8 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($213.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($213.00) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Hero says "lmao"

Final Pot: $213.00
Hero shows 5 4 (a straight, Eight high)
CO shows Q 7 (a pair of Sevens)
Hero wins $210.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Standard.

king fish

you seem to b a cool guy, gl

I am putting a $1 bounty on Slowlane's head!

The first person who beats him in a pot in a cash game and posts proof will get $1 from me!

If you bad beat him you get $2.

If you hit a 2-outer on the river you get $4.

All Hand histories must be dated after this post. Money will be shipped after Slowlane confirms veracity.

I will add $1 to the above amounts if chat shows you taunting him in any way shape or form. And $2 added if he cries.

*full tilt money only

I hope he cries.

Me, too. I want to pay out the max!

Will he have to type the crying smiley for proofs?

:'(

yes

I am (at least) temporarily changing my avatar.

For those confused, here is a template to help you understand:

Slowlane =


King Fish =