Ok...gonna try something new for the New Year. For the next week (and maybe longer, depending on how this goes), I am going to keep all my normal trolls, witticisms, and other BBV-related posts ITT.

I may comment on other threads, but I will do it from here. I may flame you, but I will do it from here. I may praise you, but...bah you get the point.

So if you hate me, solution is simple...ignore this thread. There is no reason for you to be here. I am trying this experiment for me. If you enjoy it, read it. If not, GTFO. If you really must, then go ahead and lay on the insults...just for the love of god make them somewhat humorous.

Anyone is welcome to post ITT. (Like I could stop you, anyway.) I'll do me best to answer questions you may have, but this is not a well. It's just a garbage dump of sorts.

Anyway, happy new year all. I fully expect this to be a complete and total failure, so anything more than 2 stars will be a victory.

Happy 2011,

KF

I voted 5 stars out of narcissism.

2th

Happy new year.

Did you ban yourself for the last few days of 2010?

Kinda sorta. I made a silly ban bet with Teddy KGB. I conceded when he was up by 1 vote. Dude is a beast...I can't compete.

how many votes total were cast at that point?

3, I think. Most votes were for people not even eligible to be banned! There was no way I was coming back. Stupid sexy hanging chads.

lol

I almost ended up getting the most votes, and I wasn't in the bet.

Did you grind up to your current stakes?

What did you grind?

You currently playing anything new? I've been playing badugi and five card draw a bit. It's fun & keeps things fresh.

Do you have any pets?

My favorite color is purple. Just thought I'd tell you.

pwned. I like how you posted within hours of your ban being up. Musta been the 4 longest days of your life

You need to put the ********'s in your title *******, otherwise how are we supposed to know that it is official.......such a forum fish

If I was going to make a prediction poll for up and coming poster for 2011, I think I'd give my vote to Jumbo Al. The guy has made 2 top-flight witty threads in the past week or so, and I really enjoy is contributions. If you haven't checked out his work, I suggest you do. The humor is subtle but, for my tastes at least, very very funny.

My rookie poster of the year for 2010 goes to Srsly Srius (or however he spells it). He is definitely a favorite to win poster of the year for 2011.

IRM probably took 2010 BBV poster of the year. But that is only cause Eponymous' epic thread was in NVG. Both are awesome. TTI used to be cool, but he is a mod now so he has dropped a peg or two on the evolutionary scale. Still, for a mod, I guess he is okay.


Worst poster of the year is UFO123 and his 50 other aliases. I assume we'll see more of him in 2011, but bleh. It'll just be more of the same.

John Bradshaw annoys me far less than he probably hopes for. In fact, He sorta amuses me. I look forward to his ban being over.

My poker goal for 2011 is to book a 6-figure year. I am going to try to take poker a bit more seriously, and maybe (but very doubtful) give up my day job again to focus on playing. Short term goal is a 10k January...which may be difficult considering I am currently 2.6k in the hole. I really need to stop playing drunk...but damn if it doesn't make you play a bit more fearless!

That's all for now. I drank quite a bit of Metaxa 5 star, followed by a bottle of champagne, and now some Jameson 12-year to finish off the night. Hopefully I won't wake up hung over. Or banned. Or broke.

Whatever...happy New Year. Now I am heading back to the tables, which are ****ing empty. Guess I am one of the few ppl with no life to speak of.


Oh yeah, there will be typos ITT. An assload. You have been warned.

Dammit this isn't a well...but I answered anyway cause I like u.

I'll let you in on a little secret: There was no way you were going to lose that "bet"

It's unofficial official. You are so dumb. You are really dumb fo' real.

Losing =/= TeddyKGB

tyty

Dream well.

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will be checking daily for moar quality post ITT

no level

How old are you?

Somehow this is not delivering at all. I was really looking forward to this when I saw the topic...

Hi there.

voted 5 stars

u mad?

will you stop attention whoring in 2011?

lol, nvm!



You're one of the best BBV poster, when not trying too hard.

Poster of the year ITT.

are u the mother of god