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Just how addictive is Pai Gow Tiles? Just how addictive is Pai Gow Tiles?

11-13-2018 , 12:03 PM
This happened a good while back, maybe 5 or so years ago at the Bay 101 cardroom in San Jose, CA.

Setting: very busy weekend evening, packed house, "Asian games" half of the cardroom. Many backline bettors, floormen, security guards, shift manager, all standing.

Guy enters the Asian games side entrance with a backpack, and approaches one of the "corporation"-banked Baccarat tables. He gets near the corporation player, unzips his backpack, pulls out a pistol, and starts to load up what was told to be 4 $10k racks of $100 chips. At this time someone yelled "GUN!!!" and everyone, I mean EVERYONE including people betting large sums of money, floormen, security guards, etc, hits the floor. Not a single person upright, except the entire table of Pai Gow Tiles players, still squeezing their tiles and oblivious to what's going on.
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11-13-2018 , 01:34 PM
Interesting story OP! To answer your question, from what you just told us I would deduce...

Spoiler:
...it's more addictive than your mom!
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11-13-2018 , 02:18 PM
Listen to Henk...
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11-13-2018 , 02:18 PM
Henk...
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11-13-2018 , 02:18 PM
from....
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11-13-2018 , 02:18 PM
Holland.
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11-13-2018 , 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Henk from Holland
Interesting story OP! To answer your question, from what you just told us I would deduce...

Spoiler:
...it's more addictive than your mom!
she's rather addictive
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11-13-2018 , 03:05 PM
Someone once told me that it's an extremely addictive game, "worse than crack", and that it is a game you would teach only to your worst enemies...

I didn't really believe it that much, and took it to mean that it's just another gambling game that a typical degenerate gambler can get to liking, until the day I saw the events from the original post happen. Only then did I understand...
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11-13-2018 , 03:22 PM
Pai Gow Tiles?

Spoiler:
Pound Your Mom
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11-13-2018 , 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Henk from Holland
Interesting story OP! To answer your question, from what you just told us I would deduce...

Spoiler:
...it's more addictive than your mom!
BANCLIPPER, this post elucidates most of BBV's feelings towards you.
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11-13-2018 , 04:38 PM
nice avatar op
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11-13-2018 , 04:50 PM
These threads just aren't working for you OP. Next time just write "Who wants to pound my mum".
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11-13-2018 , 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
These threads just aren't working for you OP. Next time just write "Who wants to pound my mum".
Yet, you click on and read every one of my threads and posts.

You guys couldn't even figure out how to get laid at a whore house, so I'm not sure such a thread would help you.
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11-13-2018 , 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by H0RUS
nice avatar op
Thanks broski. High-5.
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11-13-2018 , 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
BANCLIPPER, this post elucidates most of BBV's feelings towards you.
"Most of", meaning you and your 5 Internet acquaintances that spend 14+ hours out of the day glued to the BBV screen talking about banging moms of people you've never met like a 13-year-old, never seeing sunlight or other social interaction?
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11-13-2018 , 07:56 PM
your mom likes to straddle the big blind
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11-13-2018 , 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by PANRIPPER
You guys couldn't even figure out how to get laid at a whore house, so I'm not sure such a thread would help you.
This is a pretty solid burn being that the answer is to just ask for your mom.
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11-13-2018 , 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by PANRIPPER
"Most of", meaning you and your 5 Internet acquaintances that spend 14+ hours out of the day glued to the BBV screen talking about banging moms of people you've never met like a 13-year-old, never seeing sunlight or other social interaction?
Dear FANSIPPER,

yes.

-AlwaysFolding
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11-14-2018 , 03:53 PM
The Pai Gow players are grinding the Pai Gow leaderboard points. First place wins Panzipper’s mom.
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11-14-2018 , 03:57 PM
FLANPIPPER?
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11-14-2018 , 06:41 PM
PANRIPPER got nothing on me. Come at me OP
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