Just a Frustration Post - Page 6 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Major respect to you OP, I've done some ****ed up things and luckily i haven't been arrested for anything. Really interesting to see your perspective on life in general.

I'm guessing like with me, before poker/any obsessive hobby I was always 'bored' in a sense and knew people I shouldn't be with. Poker has kinda driven me away from all that and has given me something else to focus on. Is that what it's like with you OP?

Would buy your book btw.

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04-20-2012 , 06:30 PM

#128

Josh's ex wife

stranger

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Originally Posted by suzanne fox

Things were like a dream between us until i walked in the room and witnessed some guy giving him a blowie. I was so depressed I have eaten 3,335 big macs since that day

I miss you baby

Listen here you fat sloth. You think you can **** with my man? Oh no you didnt. Ill rip your fat heart out bitch!

Josh hunny I forgive you, bring me some blow and everything will be okay

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04-20-2012 , 06:31 PM

#129

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

loooooooooooooooool

omg I hesitated between 4 and 5 stars now its a no brainer 5*

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04-20-2012 , 06:32 PM

#130

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

oh wow battle of the ex's itt

Last edited by Byrung; 04-20-2012 at 06:32 PM. Reason: heh

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04-20-2012 , 06:40 PM

#131

slevin90

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OMG how can you not vote 5*? Hahahahaha

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04-20-2012 , 06:46 PM

#132

hitanktank

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Originally Posted by Harry'

I got into poker because I met this guy who is actually a pretty decently ranked online player who showed me how to play. He stakes me for micro stuff and is a great guy. Its kind of funny cause when I first started playing in 2005 me and this other online guy both bought into Super Tuesday on Party Poker and ended up winning it on my account, so my first win was a split of 37 thousand dollars. It was all downhill after that lol

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04-20-2012 , 06:48 PM

#133

hitanktank

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the guy trolling as my ex wife
I wouldnt beat him with a bat
I would light him on fire and watch him burn to death

no one disrespects my ex no matter what her and I went through
She has been drug free for 5 years and is a regional director for a large company and Im proud of her

I would go to jail in the blink of an eye for anyone disrespecting her

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04-20-2012 , 07:02 PM

#134

mikey09990

adept

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 838

sick thread.... just skimmed it but seems to me there is a possibility of some psychos ITT?
amirite?

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04-20-2012 , 07:02 PM

#135

Sorry_Mate

centurion

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Originally Posted by hitanktank

Sadly none of this will actually happen and you've ended up just dishing out idle threats on the internet.

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04-20-2012 , 07:03 PM

#136

Goomashroom

adept

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 860

This thread is so goddamn amazing. How we went from a bad beat story to setting people on fire, escorts, cocaine, and gay blowjobs I don't know, but I ****ing love it.

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04-20-2012 , 07:04 PM

#137

hitanktank

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Originally Posted by Sorry_Mate

Sadly none of this will actually happen and you've ended up just dishing out idle threats on the internet.

Im just stating my thought process when stuff like this happens
obviously not going to happen
its just how I think
do you need a manual to understand?

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04-20-2012 , 07:06 PM

#138

mynameis69

adept

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[QUOTE=hitanktank;32699228]all violence
I have 22 counts of assault on my record
from common assault to causing bodily harm
and breaches and various other stuff
they wanted to put attempted murder on one but I had a good lawyer

the psych ward is I am high level bipolar and EXTREMELY antisocial personality disorder with extremely violent tendencies[/QUOTE]

would not like to give you a bad beat in a live game,prolly kill me

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04-20-2012 , 07:09 PM

#139

hitanktank

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[QUOTE=mynameis69;32712284]

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Originally Posted by hitanktank

all violence
I have 22 counts of assault on my record
from common assault to causing bodily harm
and breaches and various other stuff
they wanted to put attempted murder on one but I had a good lawyer

the psych ward is I am high level bipolar and EXTREMELY antisocial personality disorder with extremely violent tendencies[/QUOTE]

would not like to give you a bad beat in a live game,prolly kill me

nono like I posted before I do not react to a bad beat. As long as the other player doesnt gloat I just say nice hand and move on. I cant control the cards. If they gloat and act like a ****** its on

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04-20-2012 , 07:14 PM

#140

RavingCatGurn

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 235

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Originally Posted by Goomashroom

This thread is so goddamn amazing. How we went from a bad beat story to setting people on fire, escorts, cocaine, and gay blowjobs I don't know, but I ****ing love it.

I only joined up last month and bla bla bla I couldn't care less... but that has to be the best cliffs ever right?!

OP must have a lot of respect here, where's the usual "U MAD" and "Y U MAD BRO" comments?

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04-20-2012 , 07:20 PM

#141

Sorry_Mate

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 152

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Originally Posted by hitanktank

Im just stating my thought process when stuff like this happens
obviously not going to happen
its just how I think
do you need a manual to understand?

Need a manual to understand what? Hopefully the other side of bi-polar disorder kicks in soon and you realise no one actually gives a ****.

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04-20-2012 , 07:22 PM

#142

Goomashroom

adept

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This thread is going to end up on 20/20 in 6 months about how internet trolling caused one man to snap, hunt down and murder over 40 online poker players with a retractable baton.

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04-20-2012 , 07:22 PM

#143

slevin90

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Originally Posted by Sorry_Mate

Understand what? I seriously doubt anyone actually cares with regard to "what you think". Do us all a favour and shut the **** up.

What is your problem? Guy is telling us great stories and you tell him to shut up. Get the **** out of here ****ing idiot.

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04-20-2012 , 07:23 PM

#144

Harry'

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Originally Posted by Sorry_Mate

Need a manual to understand what? Hopefully the other side of bi-polar disorder kicks in soon and you realise no one actually gives a ****.

/nerd acting badass vs cool person

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04-20-2012 , 07:25 PM

#145

MrBump

WINNING

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,018

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Originally Posted by hitanktank

note: See, that guy who is doing the Suzanne Fox gimmick. To me thats not funny. I find no humor in it at all.

This is an example of if I found his real identity and he lived in Canada, I would easily shell out the money to go to where he is and take a bat to him and then spit on him while he lay there.

It was Byrung.

I PM'ed you his full name and address

(JOKE!! We're all cool on here !!)

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04-20-2012 , 07:29 PM

#146

hitanktank

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Originally Posted by Sorry_Mate

Need a manual to understand what? Hopefully the other side of bi-polar disorder kicks in soon and you realise no one actually gives a ****.

see this is the other side of how I think
I completely realize this guy can only talk like this on an internet message board and is an absolute bitch in real life
So this guy has zero effect on me knowing he is meaningless and is what we call a 911er,..a guy who calls cops if someone looks at him the wrong way

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04-20-2012 , 07:29 PM

#147

MrBump

WINNING

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I can't stop thinking of this guy

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04-20-2012 , 07:29 PM

#148

hitanktank

banned

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Originally Posted by MrBump

It was Byrung.

I PM'ed you his full name and address

(JOKE!! We're all cool on here !!)

its all good man
I just convey my thoughts when I read posts
less than zero chance I would ever act out

unless it was Bryn kenney
then I would purposely miss my meds