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to lighten the mood
When we ran the escort agency I once had a fivesome with 4 escorts and myself. It was confusing. I'm not sure if I have any pics of the scorts but the hottest one looked EXACTLY like Jenny McCarthy. She used to put on a wig like Jenny's hair and dress it too. And to top it off her real name was Jennifer. Gawddd she was so hot

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04-20-2012 , 02:17 PM

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Now you're talking op! Good stuff!

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04-20-2012 , 03:22 PM

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omnishakira

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nice stories

keep it up

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04-20-2012 , 03:27 PM

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MrBump

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OP, have you ever got angry and freaked out in a casino or at a live poker game somewhere ?

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04-20-2012 , 03:37 PM

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OP, have you ever got angry and freaked out in a casino or at a live poker game somewhere ?

God, i'm praying the answer is "Yes!" and you post pics of you choke-slamming security guard on table after bad beat blow-up

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04-20-2012 , 03:39 PM

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OP, have you ever got angry and freaked out in a casino or at a live poker game somewhere ?

multiple times
but the big one was in a tournament on the second floor of a casino one time,....I came over the top all in and the other guy called me 2 things that are trigger words for me,...I jumped over the table and grabbed him and tried to throw him through the 2nd floor window and out

lifetime ban needless to say

just a note,...I have had my teeth kicked in a few times, obviously I am not the toughest guy around nor do I think I am. these are just life experiences I am typing

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04-20-2012 , 03:41 PM

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God, i'm praying the answer is "Yes!" and you post pics of you choke-slamming security guard on table after bad beat blow-up

as long as a guy doesnt gloat all I have ever said live when bad beated is nice hand and accepted my losses. My freak outs are largely based on other peoples personalities, what they say and such. I will absolutely lose it on arrogant people, I despise arrogance,..even if I took a beating as long as I got a couple shots in. Thats why I would love to step into it with Bryn Kenney, he comes across as SOOO arrogant

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04-20-2012 , 03:42 PM

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I opened this thread and was gonna troll when there were 0 posts.... kinda glad I didn't.

I kinda relate OP. I powerlifted for a few years and used to take 1-AD when it was still around. That along with a mixture of other pills to counteract the side effects (milk thistle, formadrol, policosinol, clomid, etc.). Even though I never used the injectables, I still think I have issues (mental and physical) from the **** I took back then.

Keep the stories coming. I'm interested......

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04-20-2012 , 03:47 PM

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hitanktank

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did you get all sensitive on clomid? That stuff can be worse than post cycle side effects in itself. Ive seen grown men break down in tears at toilet paper commercials cause of clomid. I used to love the needle, shovin it in the quad then take it out, if you hit a vein blood squirts straight up just like a geyser. Was a rush for me. Done with that silliness for years though

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04-20-2012 , 03:48 PM

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Jennifour

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you ever gay out with any dudes

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04-20-2012 , 03:55 PM

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hitanktank

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you ever gay out with any dudes

I let a guy blow me once
this is when I was about 25, still drinking and a bit of a mess
but ya I did

not in jail though, *** that

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04-20-2012 , 04:04 PM

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RavingCatGurn

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I let a guy blow me once

Come on OP this has to be a level?!

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04-20-2012 , 04:07 PM

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hitanktank

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Come on OP this has to be a level?!

nope not at all
what do I care?
I tried it, didnt like it, wasnt for me.
Moved on in life

no biggy

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04-20-2012 , 04:09 PM

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Byrung

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I let a guy blow me once

wat

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04-20-2012 , 04:09 PM

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This post is pretty worthless without pics.

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04-20-2012 , 04:11 PM

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Byrung

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Spoiler:

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04-20-2012 , 04:17 PM

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RavingCatGurn

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Originally Posted by hitanktank

nope not at all
what do I care?
I tried it, didnt like it, wasnt for me.
Moved on in life

no biggy

Well at the very least you have the courage of your convictions, which I suppose is admirable.

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04-20-2012 , 04:19 PM

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wat

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04-20-2012 , 04:23 PM

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hitanktank

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Well at the very least you have the courage of your convictions, which I suppose is admirable.

I just have absolutely zero care what people think of me, as long as they dont say it to my face, thats their business. I'll do and try what I wanna do and try.

which explains why I have had 117 jobs in my life

and as you can tell I will answer absolutely anything, so feel free

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04-20-2012 , 04:41 PM

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whats the most random jobs you had?

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04-20-2012 , 04:50 PM

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omnishakira

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Well at the very least you have the courage of your convictions, which I suppose is admirable.

lol ?

hes anonymous + its no big deal

''zomg he said he did gay stuff on teh internet''

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04-20-2012 , 04:52 PM

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hitanktank

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whats the most random jobs you had?

Ive been everything from Accounts Manager for an electronics firm to working for a major bank to gas pump to bouncer to bartender

favorite job ever---greenskeeping golf course

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04-20-2012 , 04:53 PM

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hitanktank

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lol ?

hes anonymous + its no big deal

''zomg he said he did gay stuff on teh internet''

Im not anonymous
My pic is up, my name is Josh and I live in Regina
anyone has issues with my past feel free to visit me and tell me about them

I'll never hide behind an online persona

edit--not directed at you, just a general comment